Fire Emblem in a Nutshell
Fire Emblem 1/11: A pissed-off dragon tries to take over the world, and is defeated by a group of teenagers.
Fire Emblem 2: A ruthless teenager ends a war by murdering his father and killing god. His girlfriend is the real hero.
Fire Emblem 3/12: The same pissed-off dragon tries to take over the world, and is defeated by the same group of teenagers.
Fire Emblem 4: A dragon god tries to use incest and demonic possession to take over the world, and is defeated by a group of teenagers.
Fire Emblem 5: A cinnamon roll leads a group of teenagers to defeat the followers of the aforementioned dragon god.
Fire Emblem 6: A maniac with daddy issues tries to destroy humanity with dragons, and is defeated by a group of teenagers.
Fire Emblem 7: A disfigured widower tries to destroy humanity with dragons and zombies, and is defeated by a group of teenagers.
Fire Emblem 8: A demon possesses a teenage prince to start a war using war criminals, actual monsters, and a pile of rocks, and is defeated by a group of teenagers.
Fire Emblem 9: A group of teenagers does battle with a madman and his army of racists.
Fire Emblem 10: The aforementioned group of teenagers does battle with a racist empire and their insane god.
Fire Emblem 13: A group of teenagers travel back to the past to team up with their teenage parents in order stop a different dragon god from destroying the world with zombies.
Fire Emblem 14: Teenagers from two opposing nations kill each other as yet another dragon god sits back and laughs. They eventually decide to do something about it.
