[soporificsedatives-deactivated2]

Madeleine L'Engle

[nativenews]

[morrithal]

My dealer: just got in some straight gas 😜🐌 it's called brain worm and it'll unlock your illithid potential 📈

Me: whatever man I don't feel shit

(20 minutes later)

Me: dude I swear as the symbol glows, power pulses through me. Authority.

My buddy Shadowheart pacing: the dream visitor is lying to us

[astarions-wife]

OP this post has undone me.

[vividgoth]

Steam should come with a warning when you try to install Disco Elysium that says "this will irrevocably change your life for the better, but you will never find anything as good as this again"

[vixvigil]

(guy experiencing the consequences of his actions) yeah i don’t know why these things keep happening to me i must be cursed or something

[effemimaniac]

(guy who is cursed) yeah I'm sure all of these things that are happening to me are just the consequences of my actions

[femgirlfriend-moved]

hope this uploads i need you guys to see this potion

[sunb1eeder]

potion of pass out and shit yourself to death

[liberalsarecool]

The actual cause of rising car costs is corporate greed.

[nyancrimew]

why do i need to pay bills to survive i am going to kill every single government

[liberalsarecool]

Capitalism creates a boring dystopia. Not only do they own your labor value, they own your time. If you are efficient, you can't leave early. They own you until the day is done.

[asongofmeandstuff]

Sometimes I think about, well, if we didn't need to sleep or eat, you know we'd be expected to be at work a lot lot more lol.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Getting more money for doing less work is the goal of every normal person on the planet

Full offence intended but anyone who seriously believes that "Value of hard work" garbage that right wing dipshits shit out of their mouths is a fucking freak and not the fun and sexy kind of freak, I mean there's something deeply fucking wrong with them and I wouldn't want them within a hundred feet of me

I don't believe in the value of hard work, I believe in getting a paycheck that lets me do the stuff I actually want to do as easily as I can

[chekushka]

[aveenoaveeno]

The most devistating thing to hear from Kim

[pointnclick]

"No one wants to work anymore." Damn right brother. If I could sit in a beautiful field for 40 hours every week of my singular precious life I would

[heritageposts]

You keep posting about the genocide of Palestinians but... so what? What do you want me to do about it? What do you want anyone to do about it? You're not helping, you're not being productive, you're just making people feel bad about something they can't control or effect in any way.

there's an ongoing genocide in gaza but i guess you're the real victim here for having to hear about it

[owo]

i hate you shein. i hate you wish. i hate you temu. i hate you aliexpress. i hate you fast fashion. i hate you consumerism. i hate you planned obsolescence. i hate you plastics.

[brightlotusmoon]

[theonewhopoops]

[stuckinapril]

[wizard0rb]

this is easily the funniest way to get out of jury duty