Totally Straight Happenings

If you hold hands while making out in the mating press then it's not gay.

[yerkibutt]

Tumblr is running a bath and bringing a toaster

Lets go watch from a safe distance.

https://twitter.com/Yerkibutt

[yerkibutt]

I have a Pornhub account now

https://www.pornhub.com/users/yerkibutt

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bd39a287fc5b

Also I posted a video.

Its not too long but I’ll probably be using Pornhub more to upload videos since I cant post long ones here

[yerkibutt]

AHHHH, Im sorry boyos, I’ve been doing some shit and almost forgot about this

[yerkibutt]

Oh dear god where have I been, I gotta start doing lewd shit again.

I think I might start doing things again in about like a week since I should have a lot of free time then.

[yerkibutt]

“A little while” might have been a bit of an understatement.

Sorry about the lack of posting, just been hit with a wave of many many things, but I’ve got my exams on now, I should hopefully, hopefully be able to post some things in about two weeks (Yes, I’ve actually not rode any of my toys for so god damn long (therefore I’ll start with the biggest one and just slam it in to the hilt as quickly as possible, obviously))

Anyways yeah, soon you faggots, soon I will be lewd again.

[yerkibutt]

I only like straight shit. I scroll through your blog for hours like almost every day and I only see gay shit. Am I missing the straight shit? Maybe I need to look more carefully.

It’s all straight, you just aren’t looking close enough, I’m not sure how to point it out to you, but I’m sure that if you keep looking at them for long enough then you’ll eventually figure it out.

[yerkibutt]

Your thigh highs are soooo cute how many do you have ?

Hmm, I think Ive got 5 or 6 pairs of them, I think, maybe a few more though, regardless of how many I have; it can never be enough, I need more.

The eternal struggle for more cute clothing.

(Also, some of those may just be over the knee socks and not thigh highs, but still, they’re close enough (thigh highs are better))

[yerkibutt]

I might not be posting for a little while.

A bit busy with things and I might not get to post much for a while, but I will be posting some more stuff here later on.

(It may or may not be super fuckin gay.)

[yerkibutt]

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW!?

[yerkibutt]

Some fuckin gay shit

I might get to do some gay shit this weekend, so stay tuned for me to drop some bombs on your fragile heterosexuality.

[rudurrph]

Those really don’t fit my junk all that well ;_;

[yerkibutt]

Go follow this gay faggot, maybe, I dunno, he’s probably touched a man so I’ll say he’s gay.

[yerkibutt]

The time has cum.

69 followers, praise be

[yerkibutt]

Mhm you need some cum in you boy.

You’re not wrong there.

[yerkibutt]

Can I ask myself a question?

Yes I can

[yerkibutt]

Where in the UK?

Northern potato land

[yerkibutt]

[yerkibutt]

you live near maryland?

Not anywhere near there, to anyone wondering; I live in the UK.