I want to write a Wenclair fake dating au so bad because
A) Wednesday’s not one to half ass something she’s committed to
B) The far majority of her knowledge of relationships comes from her parents…
Like… just Enid thinking that they’re only going to hold hands and maybe she’ll act a little clingy but Wednesday will mostly still be… Wednesday. Only to become a stuttering, blushing mess when Wednesday brings out her best Gomez impersonation and is so over the top about it.
The constant declarations of love, the eccentric gifts, the romantic pet names, Wednesday kissing up her arm in the middle of class and waxing demented poetry of her yearning heart after they were separated for all of 5 minutes.
I NEED IT! I need Enid falling in love with a version of her best friend she believes is fake only that it’s NOT BECAUSE WEDNESDAY LOVES HER she just finds it easier to show that love while keeping Enid at a distance because Wednesday and the raw heart wrenching vulnerability that is her honest FEELINGS terrifies her
Okay I’m just going to have to do it… I don’t have time for this shit. Being gay should be a tax write off…