i plead the Fifth

Do you swear the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you god[dess]? Then please proceed.

[theinturnetexplorer]

Being a nature photographer seems great, maybe I should try…

[gryffindorconsultingtimelord]

DREAM JOB

[gingersnapwolves]

my guidance counselor never told me this was a possibility

[inkskinned]

concept: me, sharing a milkshake with the one i love on a park bench. our two dogs are at our feet. we both have jobs we enjoy and find purpose in. my dress is very pretty and soon we will go to a rooftop party where there will be fairy lights and friendship. i murdered donald trump in the summer of 2016 and was never caught. everything is good.

[thisusedtoberum-deactivated2017]

im gonna start answering my parents how donald trump answers questions

[phintys]

how does he answer questions?

[thisusedtoberum-deactivated2017]

well theres a lot of ways he answers and a lot of question that need to be answered and one of my close friends asks me, a good friend, he says, and I tell ya hes a good, close friend, he says are we gonna answer some questions and you see this guy and this guys got some real questions to answer *wave hand*, we’ve got a lot of real, important…. goood questions to answer

[micdotcom]

Watch: When Mitt Romney makes the same points as John Oliver, you know shit’s gone south.

[kindaoffkilter]

It’s Mitt Romney Style!!!

[pumpkinland]

my mom likes to tell me “you have to pick your battles” well im full of rage and im picking all of them

[hoechloin]

[intangible-rice]

When I was 17 my appendix ruptured because I thought I was just having period cramps and didn’t go to the hospital so don’t tell me PMS symptoms are no big deal

[lingering-spirit]

this actually happened to me during my math final and i didn’t think anything of it and when i was later admitted to the hospital my math prof was asking me ‘you didn’t have to take the final! why didn’t you tell me it hurt?!?!’ and i told him i’ve had cramps worse.

he gave me 100

[kadenonio]

This is actually an extremely common occurrence simply because in sex ed they don’t teach you how to tell the difference between menstrual cramps and other more serious pains. The way to tell the difference between cramps and appendicitis is that while menstrual cramps are generalized toward the middle of the stomach below the belly button, pain from a swollen or burst appendix will start in the middle of the stomach and relocate to only the lower right side, even lower than menstrual cramps, and is a very localized pain. It also comes on extremely suddenly and will worsen over time or when you make a sudden movement, like a cough or a sneeze.

Basically, if you’re feeling any sort of pain, even if it’s menstrual cramps, don’t hesitate to tell the school nurse or a parent, or if you’re out of school and home even make a doctor’s appointment. Chances are if your cramps are that bad there’s something they can do to improve that as well.

[vandigo-deactivated20180131]

I am boosting the shit out of that reply, because I am twenty-fucking-five years old and did not know how to tell the two pains apart

[teacupdream]

Adding another diagnostic tool! This is something we use in the ER called the rebound test. Basically, appendicitis and cramps react differently to certain things. If you’re still not sure if you have cramps or appendicitis, take two fingers and press them into your abdomen where the pain is (try repeating this on the lower right quadrant of the abdomen just to be sure.)

When you press in firmly, it will probably hurt. Here’s the test: LET GO. Does it get better or get worse? Appendicitis will immediately hurt worse when you let go. Cramps will not. Go to the ER if the rebound test makes it worse!

[rainbowrowell]

THE REBOUND TEST IS REALLY IMPORTANT.

My husband got sent home from the ER with a rupturing appendix. When he came back and was rushed into surgery, the surgeon was super angry – “Why didn’t anyone do the rebound test?!”

[phil-the-stone-deactivated20180]

Also probably one of my Absolute Favorite Brooklyn Nine Nine headcanons is the idea that Jake and Rosa met in the Academy because one day very early on Rosa is sitting in a class glaring (while secretly being rly nervous) and this Mess Of A Kid with beat-up sneakers and too-long curly hair suddenly and inexplicably drops into the seat beside and her starts talking at a mile a minute about like. The pigeons. Outside his building. and why it’s entirely their fault he’s almost late because the pigeons in New York have a vendetta against him, okay, its Organized Crime, probably, my names Jake what’s yours its okay if you don’t wanna tell me but I’ll just be sitting here, cool cool cool cool cool

and Rosa’s just

So surprised that this guy isn’t being Gross and Sexist OR Intimidated By Her (and also lowkey overwhelmed by the speed at which he’s talking)

So she introduces herself hesitatingly and he seems just so genuinely pleased to have met her and then suddenly one day two weeks later Rosa realizes she’s picked up a hyper-entergetic Jewish shadow

(and, one day, two months in, Rosa realizes that she’s made a friend)

[yesisaidit-blog]

Kesha: *donates to charity*

Kesha: *supports many different causes and wants to make a change*

Kesha: *is a huge supporter of lgbt rights*

Kesha: *doesn't want to be defined by sexuality*

Kesha: *expresses that everyone should be themselves and to love themselves*

Kesha: *wants everyone to embrace their imperfections and to know that everything is gonna be okay*

Kesha: *is the ambassador for humane society international"

Kesha: *supporter of woman's rights, she wants to level the playing field and show that woman can do what men can*

the general public: she just makes dumb music and is drunk all the time

[cats-are-the-cutest-things-ever]

tiny kitten and tiny owl 

[sorte-de-vida]

This is the best news I’ve seen all day

[deansass]

YOUR DRAGON NAME

last two letters of your first name

middle two letters of your last name

first two letters of your mother’s name

last letter of your father’s name

mine would be Urlelan. Reblog and tag this with yours!

[deansass]

I love this because half of the people are getting amazing, fantasy names and the other half are getting unpronounceable ones. 

[avengersonna]

I love captain America more than I love America

[captainlordauditor]

#that’s because captain america believes in freedom and equality

[sam-winchester-cries-during-sex]

Whooop there it is

[tastefullyoffensive]

When the floor is lava but your human needs you.

[f-r-u-s-t-a-t-e-d]

[starsberrisnunicorns]

MCU: Chronological Watch Order

This is so important.

[kallanda-lee]

This is actually useful

[lady-swoledemort]

@poppyandpine @magnakongcarter So uh, let’s all get together and do this yes pls thanks I love you both! 😁

[deandrepage]

Marriage doesn’t scare me, marrying the wrong person does.