I've seen things

I eat galaxies for breakfast

[dashumankapital]

Dude…

[claire-luna-deactivated20191013]

Whoever wrote this is in on the joke.

[fuck-yeah-food-recipes-deactiva]

Chicken Satay Recipe

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Gorgeously charred juicy authentic Malaysian chicken satay

INGREDIENTS:

1 lb boneless skinless chicken thighs cut into 1 inch pieces

1 stalk lemongrass finely minced, white parts only

2 shallots finely chopped

2 cloves garlic crushed

2 tbsp neutral oil

1 tbsp fish sauce

1 tbsp sugar

1 tsp ground turmeric

½ tsp ground coriander

½ tsp ground cumin

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[guiltrose-deactivated20180203]

do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

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[vantwinblade]

I hate you all.

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Pokemon Inspired Cakes made by Josué Luciano

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[frumpycunt]

so i just finished watching the extended editions of the trilogy which is nearly 13 hrs long and this meme is correct somehow. this is the only line legolas speaks to frodo in the entire series. the only other debatable line is a scene in fellowship where legolas is speaking to gimli but frodo just happens to be near them and he’s cut to for a reaction shot. i wouldn’t really count it though since it wasnt directed at him.

[frumpycunt]

someone already posted this but the kicker is at the end of return of the king where frodo sees the fellowship again and calls out to everyone by name except for legolas lmaooo

[aspiring-inspiration]

[unfollovving]

I can’t feel my butt anymore

[butteronthebooty-deactivated202]

Why don’t I feel it for you?

[unfollovving]

[paledreamy]

THESE GLASSES HAVE SPECIAL LENSES WHICH TURN LIGHTS INTO HEARTS

edit: for everyone asking they’re called love lenses & they were $20 on lovelenses.com

[darknightwing]

Bitches really paying $20 for an astigmatism… its me, im bitches

[hotwreck]

Good news! They’re only $9 at the moment

[bitchin--wiccan]

THEY ACTUALLT WORK this changes everything

[lifeasisabella]

THESE MAKE LATE NIGHT WALKS AMAZING

The hearts are way clearer than you’d expect and they don’t mess with your vision too much to walk in them

[harrryhasmyheart]

this is how harry styles sees the world

[sensitivelilghost]

these seem like a truly necessary purchase

[transfemininomenon]

all of us vaccinated people communicate directly to each other via brain chip technology and we all talk about how sexy we are

[shorthistorian]

You wouldn't believe the memes in the brain chip groupchat

[zoraiya]

It’s cleaning time again only instead of using just the faucet I decided to try the shower head instead. I left him like this for 20 mins while I cleaned out and scrubbed his cage.

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

I feel like Africa is playing in his head

[bigstupiduglyogre]

Decadence

[smallmight]

Decadence

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[kaxtoly-its-my-number]

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