New Yevon's Praetor

"Hello, my name is Baralai; the Praetor of New Yevon. I'm a complete badass and I have fat too much sass fro you so, if you would please step aside and let me through." [Independent RP blog for Baralai from FFX-2. Expect crack; there will be crack.] || Occasional FC: Ben Barnes [Reasons in 'please read'.] Tracking: yevonsbadass || LINKS: → Please Read → Basic Information → Headcanons → The Mun

[yevonsbadass-blog]

29 posts...

27 followers...

Uhm.

[crimsoneyedwarrior-deactivated2]

“Yes me. Paine. You’re happy as always I see.”

[yevonsbadass-blog]

"Of course. And you look as chipper as always."

[crimsoneyedwarrior-deactivated2]

“My Yevon senses are tingling.”

“Baralai. Such a nice surprise.”

[yevonsbadass-blog]

"You-"

[yevonsbadass-blog]

"Your king has arrived."

[machinajackass]

“I’m fuckin’ amazing, so I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

[yevonsbadass-blog]

"Please, Gippal, watch your language you little bitch."

[pilferessarchive]

“Mm, nope, not really.”

[yevonsbadass-blog]

"Interesting..."

[machinajackass]

“Catty today, aren’t you? What’re you trying to say?”

[yevonsbadass-blog]

"What do you think?"

[pilferessarchive]

“Yeah! One of those. Really.. riveting.”

[yevonsbadass-blog]

"Ah, I see. And you-- don't have any problems when watching those?"

[athousandyearsofhatred-deactiva]

“If you had gotten with the high summoner that wouldn’t have been a problem”

[yevonsbadass-blog]

"Please, have you seen my ass? It's perfect without a high summoner-"

[athousandyearsofhatred-deactiva]

“A tool of Yevon is present.”

[yevonsbadass-blog]

"You realise it felt like you stole my virginity, correct?"

[machinajackass]

yevonsbadass replied to your post: “You’re an idiot.”

“No I just—”

“Hey man, if you’re jealous, then I could back off. Let you have a shot.”

[yevonsbadass-blog]

"I... Wouldn't be jealous of someone like you."

[pilferessarchive]

“It’s, uhm - it’s a movie.”

[yevonsbadass-blog]

"A... Movie? A horror movie, by any chance?"

[yevonsbadass-blog]

x

[pilferessarchive]

“She’s drowning him! Do you see this - ?! She’s drowning himmm -

…Hi Baralai.”

[yevonsbadass-blog]

"Hello, uhm, my apologies but-- Drowning? I'm afraid I don't understand..."

[pilferessarchive]

“What did he do to Max?! Ugh that creepy little boy - ‘m never having one, ever - !”

[yevonsbadass-blog]

[machinajackass]

“Hey, I get it done! That’s what counts, right?”

[yevonsbadass-blog]

"You would say that, wouldn't you? Most people take care of their duties first and have 'fun' later."

[yevonsbadass-blog]

x