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23 . JAY . CA the artist formally known as dog with a blog!

[afaerytalelife]

Artwork: Tiny Things, by Phoebe Wahl.

[yiffsboson]

um........ it is cold? in april??????? this whole “different climate” thing is preeetty lame

[yiffsboson]

gho2ty replied to your post: sollux is here

iim 2endiing you 2o many energiie2

just your sheer presence alone gives me at least 22 energies!

[yiffsboson]

sollux is here

yiffsboson...... dot tumblr dot com........ is reaching MAX POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[psychcsexual]

+ @yiffsboson

TEN MINUTE I LOOK ON YOUR PAGE. AND I CANNOT FIND SHITHIVE POSTS. OR NUDES. OR INTERNET FIGHTS. OR ANYTHING.  WHAT DO YOU DO ALL TIME.  DO YOU JUST SIT.  THIS IS SO FUCKING BORING. I AM SORRY. FOR YOUR SAD LIFE. 

[yiffsboson]

um!!!!! excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me you seem to have QUITE the opinion of me for someone who has not actually come forward to talk to me so perhaps we should settle that first and foremost

i absolutely shit post and i am insulted that you say otherwise!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:( just because i do not do it as frequently and with as much finesse as some of the shit post royalty on this website does NOT make my shit posts any less valid and perhaps some of us want to keep our tits off the internet so our fancy science employers keep helping with our fancy college tuition

in my spare time i do sit but i also work!! and play with my dog!!!!! i love my dog darn it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and i hike and i play my bass and i watch some good movies and i watch some really bad ones too

what do YOU do huh i see you collect frogs which is admittedly pretty cool but i mean....... what ELSE do you do HUH

[yiffsboson]

messages AND notifications? wow you all really do care :’)

[yiffsboson]

i love coming back with messages!!!!! like i am so sorry to keep you on hold ladies but PLEASE not all at once lol!

[879-deactivated20200918]

hrrngh colonel i started the chadcourse again

[yiffsboson]

mid day tumblr is weird because enough people log on for their to be discourse but not enough for that discourse to be.... normal

[bitchinhell]

[pulitzers]

@yiffsboson

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zozmite replied to your post: zozmite replied to your post: ...

:o)

:D

[yiffsboson]

zozmite replied to your post: if i see one more bulging chad on this dashboard i...

:o(

you may get one extra pass just because i think you are funny

[yiffsboson]

if i see one more bulging chad on this dashboard i SWEAR i will be disappearing for another six months and you will feel the lack of my presence tumblr!!!!!!

[zozmite-deactivated20191220]

wish i was a bulging chad. :o/

[visual-poetry]

[yiffsboson]

u ever wanna be in a tl so bad but all your signature characters are taken 😔👌

[pulitzers]

I’ve been summoned by the vast power of unmitigated lesbianism.

[yiffsboson]