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once again it is time to update my commission info… for all your “i want a drawing of my character covered in blood” needs! dms here, on twitter, or email are all fine!!

#my art #dnd #dnd character #dnd artist #commissions open #commission info

at the risk of sounding extremely out of pocket i feel like we have to consider the implications of choosing to draw qifrey as circumcised. based on canon.

#IM JUST SAYING #THINK ABOUT IT #witch hat atelier #qifrey #nsfw #sorry.#is this the true brimhat pointed hat divide

daily-memory-of-touch

You thought this was a rabbit? They thought this was a rabbit. That's fucking funny bitch, this is fucking Winnie the fucking Pooh. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck 4th of July

#FUCK 4TH OF JULY

slutstarlet

iphigeniacomplex

mind you before sinners we didn’t have definitive proof that it was possible to successfully make a movie in 2025

damazcuz

(Trying to hide that I got bit by a single angelic zombie) I'm fine it's just a scratch. Let's keep going, we're almost to the sanctuary. La!

#La!

redlipstickresurrected

Karin Hosono aka かりん細野 (Japanese, b. 2002, Sagamihara City, Kanagawa Prefecture, Japan) - まほろば, 2026, Paintings: Oil on Canvas

#flat and sly…

puyopuyo

i’ve had these posts looping like this for hours

HAVE YOU EVER FELT ATTACHED TO AN ACTUAL PLAY STORY, PLAYER, OR CHARACTER IN A WAY YOU WOULD FEEL SHAME IN DESCRIBING TO A THERAPIST? DO YOU

if you feel so inclined, i'm collecting data for a future project centered on dnd actual play podcasts, a degree of fandom engagement, and third party sourcebooks and worldbuilding! the statistical element of these answers will be used by me to create new and bespoke characters and ideas for this project and you may leave a name by which you would wish you to be credited for your engagement!

#dnd #actual play #dnd podcast #critical role #the adventure zone #dimension 20 #unfiction

visenyaism

and if anyone gave beautiful empathetic genius doctor samira mohan an crumb of the attention and grace and mentorship everyone in da pitt gives Whitaker for being white and sad she would be the best doctor there but dr Robby hates women.

visenyaism

She’s asking the night shift lead doctor for a rec letter and not her actual supervisor because Robby has in fact created a toxic environment where his fav male students get to follow him around like a pokemon and then if you’re a woman doctor he’s like either not talking to you for eight hours on the worst professional day of your life or actively sweetie can you even handle this antagonizing you. Fucked up

#not to be controversial or anything but #if you can’t like. acknowledge or be compelled by robby Sucking this season and last season #if you can’t stand that level of discussion of the show and characters . if you insist away what’s happening for your own comfort #you actually like the show less than people who can talk about it #you accept the character less #racism and sexism are not like the rhetorical dungeon button for media analysis of characters #your defense indicates more about you than going. yeah he’s racist and sexist #(directed at the replies)#mohan i love you girl. lotus flower reincarnation etc etc

cikero

Good Morning.

There Is Oatmeal Today

🙂🙂🙂

Today We Have Oatmeal…

#unironically how it feels to make oatmeal

notund

this post's hypothetical by itself is already ridiculous but the thing that gets me is how the wording implies two very funny things that become funnier in tandem

1. "Accidentally, the pitcher tosses a Christian baby" means this is a mistake on the pitcher's part. i imagine the pitcher is breastfeeding on the field and they pitch and they look down at their hands and they see the ball still in the glove and they go "fuck"

2. hitting the baby will still win you the game

tidal-chaos

#now i was raised christian so i know there are answers to this that are boring and not sufficient but regardless i ask #what exactly makes a baby christian #not baptized. christian.#not even catholic. christian.#this thing knows about jesus? big fan?#if we’re implying there’s a hereditary/grandfathered in quality to christianity then like why go to church #or does the christianity wear off #like down from a duckling #or the goo from birth parents lick off of creatures such as cats

typewriter-worries

there’s this extremely kind soul of a woman on instagram that makes accessible recipes that don’t require standing, chopping, or a stove and she might just have a permanent place in my heart

peridotglimmer

She's on YouTube too! For non-Instagram using friends:

I love her, she's great. Her recipes are friendly for both physical and/or intellectual disabilities. And her 5-year-old helps her cook. 🥰

Link to her YouTube channel:

Celebrating the intersection of food and culture, travel tales, social commentary, grieving out loud. 🇳🇬/🇺🇸 👰🏽🧒🏽👧🏽👩🏽‍💼⚖️ Paid Collaboration

#she is so awesome i love her

dogpuppy

elvishcostello-deactivated20260

me when i'm the fat dog

toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account

"do it scared" this "do it tired" that. well no one ever talks about the fucking insurmountable "do it with greasy hair"

#NEAR INSURMOUNTABLE #i gained the ability to do anything with greasy hair Last Year #and it’s only because i cut most of it off last year #i had a beautiful window where my hair was too short to rapidly get greasy. the window is closing #i look like the secret fifth beatle.

swanlakereturns

the nastiest pornographers in the land are drawing your heraldic beast looking doe-eyed and lame in the jaws of my heraldic beast

teaboot

hi really sorry to bother you but i just want to let you know that you reblogged a post from another tumblr user

I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me

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