anti-sex idiot

🌸 my art ao3 about commissions coffee

[seafleece]

once again it is time to update my commission info… for all your “i want a drawing of my character covered in blood” needs! dms here, on twitter, or email are all fine!!

[slutstarlet]

[polari]

mind you before sinners we didn’t have definitive proof that it was possible to successfully make a movie in 2025

[damazcuz]

(Trying to hide that I got bit by a single angelic zombie) I'm fine it's just a scratch. Let's keep going, we're almost to the sanctuary. La!

[redlipstickresurrected]

Karin Hosono aka かりん 細野 (Japanese, b. 2002, Sagamihara City, Kanagawa Prefecture, Japan) - まほろば, 2026, Paintings: Oil on Canvas

[puyopuyo]

i’ve had these posts looping like this for hours

[seafleece]

EXORCISE YOUR DEMONS FOR MY ARTISTIC GAIN

HAVE YOU EVER FELT ATTACHED TO AN ACTUAL PLAY STORY, PLAYER, OR CHARACTER IN A WAY YOU WOULD FEEL SHAME IN DESCRIBING TO A THERAPIST? DO YOU

if you feel so inclined, i'm collecting data for a future project centered on dnd actual play podcasts, a degree of fandom engagement, and third party sourcebooks and worldbuilding! the statistical element of these answers will be used by me to create new and bespoke characters and ideas for this project and you may leave a name by which you would wish you to be credited for your engagement!

[visenyaism]

and if anyone gave beautiful empathetic genius doctor samira mohan an crumb of the attention and grace and mentorship everyone in da pitt gives Whitaker for being white and sad she would be the best doctor there but dr Robby hates women.

[visenyaism]

She’s asking the night shift lead doctor for a rec letter and not her actual supervisor because Robby has in fact created a toxic environment where his fav male students get to follow him around like a pokemon and then if you’re a woman doctor he’s like either not talking to you for eight hours on the worst professional day of your life or actively sweetie can you even handle this antagonizing you. Fucked up

[cikero]

Good Morning.

There Is Oatmeal Today

🙂🙂🙂

Today We Have Oatmeal…

Today We Have Oatmeal…

[notund]

this post's hypothetical by itself is already ridiculous but the thing that gets me is how the wording implies two very funny things that become funnier in tandem

1. "Accidentally, the pitcher tosses a Christian baby" means this is a mistake on the pitcher's part. i imagine the pitcher is breastfeeding on the field and they pitch and they look down at their hands and they see the ball still in the glove and they go "fuck"

2. hitting the baby will still win you the game

[tidal-chaos]

[typewriter-worries]

there’s this extremely kind soul of a woman on instagram that makes accessible recipes that don’t require standing, chopping, or a stove and she might just have a permanent place in my heart

[peridotglimmer]

She's on YouTube too! For non-Instagram using friends:

I love her, she's great. Her recipes are friendly for both physical and/or intellectual disabilities. And her 5-year-old helps her cook. 🥰

Link to her YouTube channel:

Epicurious Expeditions

Celebrating the intersection of food and culture, travel tales, social commentary, grieving out loud. 🇳🇬/🇺🇸 👰🏽🧒🏽👧🏽👩🏽‍💼⚖️ Paid Collaboration

[dogpuppy]

[elvishcostello-deactivated20260]

me when i'm the fat dog

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

"do it scared" this "do it tired" that. well no one ever talks about the fucking insurmountable "do it with greasy hair"

[swanlakereturns]

the nastiest pornographers in the land are drawing your heraldic beast looking doe-eyed and lame in the jaws of my heraldic beast

[teaboot]

hi really sorry to bother you but i just want to let you know that you reblogged a post from another tumblr user

I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me

[dungeonsanddragonsfifthedition]

walk into the club like what up i got ringworm

[seafleece]

NOSEKEEP (ROCK/FLYING): THE DOVECOTE POKEMON

SOME NOSEPASS SPEND A LONG TIME GATHERING MAGNETIC FILINGS AS PART OF EVOLUTION, AND OTHERS LIVE IN AREAS OR FIND PLACES WHERE EROSION AND WIND BRING MICROSCOPIC AMOUNTS OF METAL CLOSER TO THEM. BECAUSE WILD NOSEPASS IN THESE AREAS ARE VERY SEDENTARY, THEY ATTRACT BIRD POKEMON WHO ARE DRAWN TOWARDS ITS POWERFUL MAGNET AND ARE NOT STARTLED BY MOVEMENT OTHER MORE LIVELY POKEMON MIGHT MAKE. THEY NEST IN ITS FILINGS, ADDING TO THE PILE OVER TIME WITH THE MATERIAL THEIR SPECIES USE IN NEST-BUILDING, AND HELP PROTECT NOSEKEEP FROM ITS FEW PREDATORS AS IT DOES FOR THEM. THE BIRDLIKE MINI-NOSES THAT NOSEKEEP DEVELOPS WHEN IT EVOLVES MONITOR AND TIDY THE NEST TO MAKE IT MORE APPEALING TO BIRD POKEMON.

IT IS NOT KNOWN EXACTLY AT WHAT POINT A NOSEPASS COMPLETES ITS EVOLUTION INTO NOSEKEEP, BUT ONE OF TWO METRICS IS USUALLY CONSIDERED THE THRESHOLD: EITHER THE NESTING OF A BIRD POKEMON IN THE FILINGS, OR THE BREAKING AWAY OF THE MINI-NOSES FROM THE ROCK BODY. THE SHAPE OF A NOSEKEEP VARIES WIDELY BY REGION AND BY THE SPECIES OF BIRD POKEMON IT ATTRACTS AND THE MODIFICATIONS THEY MAKE. IT USES BIRD DROPPINGS AS A SORT OF GLUE TO BIND ADDITIONAL ROCK OR OTHER MATERIAL TO ITS BODY OR REFORM ELEMENTS THAT HAVE BROKEN OFF, AND OVER TIME THE MINI-NOSES WILL RESHAPE THE BODY INTO SOMETHING NEW. SOME NOSEKEEP HAVE ALMOST CHECKERED APPEARANCES DUE TO SQUARE HOLES THROUGH WHICH BIRD POKEMON CAN PASS; OTHERS RESEMBLE OLD BUILDINGS WITH RAFTERS BIRD POKEMON ARE KNOWN TO ROOST IN; OTHERS STILL, IN THE FAR NORTH, SIMPLY GATHER MASSIVE NESTS AND SAND BROKEN PIECES OF THEIR OWN BODY DOWN INTO PEBBLES TO APPEAL TO PIPLUP, PRINPLUP, OR EISCUE.

THE SYMBIOSIS WITH BIRD POKEMON DEFINES AND SUSTAINS NOSEKEEP, AND SO MANY ECOLOGICAL GROUPS ATTEMPT TO DISSUADE TRAINERS FROM CAPTURING THEM. IF A TRAINER DOES CAPTURE A NOSEKEEP, THEY ARE ADVISED TO KEEP IT OUTSIDE AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE AND TO CATCH OR BEFRIEND AT LEAST ONE BIRD POKEMON WHO CAN NEST IN AND HELP TEND TO NOSEKEEP. NOSEKEEP ALMOST EXCLUSIVELY ATTACK IN SELF-DEFENSE, EITHER BY USING THEIR MINI-NOSES TO DIVE-BOMB FOES OR GATHERING ENERGY WITHIN THEIR NESTS AND EMITTING BEAMS AND RAYS WHEN THEY CAN NO LONGER CONTAIN THE FORCE. THEY CAN HOVER AND EVEN FLY, THOUGH THE STATE OF THEIR BODY AND THE NEST MAY MAKE DOING SO DIFFICULT OR IMPOSSIBLE, AND A NOSEKEEP WILL DISRUPT OR TRANSFER ITS NEST ONLY IF ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY. THEY MAKE RELATIVELY POOR POKEMON FOR BATTLING, AT LEAST IN LEAGUE-SANCTIONED MATCHES, DUE TO THEIR STATIONARY LIFESTYLE AND DELICATE NESTS, BUT IF WORKING IN TANDEM WITH THEIR BIRD POKEMON TENANTS A NOSEKEEP CAN PUT UP CONSIDERABLE OFFENSE AND DEFENSE.

- this was a commission for my friend bruce, whose tumblr has never functioned properly vis a vis tagging