[bang]

????????

[anshelinasholie]

me

[gryffon]

ive never wanted to eat a leaf more than i have when watching land before time movies

[sonicbinch]

[2seat]

[arandomthot]

[sadhearts]

me: feels sad for literally 5 minutes

me: doesn’t go to school, calls into work, impulsively buys shit i don’t need, ruins all my relationships

[aturinfortheworse]

[fauxfable]

me when i’m running errands with no makeup on

[onlytwitterpics]

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

i’m babysitting this 4 year old kid today and as his dad was leaving he said “be good today” and the kid responded by saying “dad i will punch you in the leg” 

[twitterlols]

[bryko-deactivated20170127]

[lemon-ly]

2017 goals

wear cute clothes

be more mysterious (?)

make at least 1 person fall in love w me

do what i want

[momo-n-appa]

Tried to take a picture of my Christmas tree, and my cat decided it’s the perfect time for a glamor shot

[mostlycatsmostly]

that cat is huge

[404-alarnia-was-not-found]

the cat is sitting on a table not a rug

[yogaaplants]

90% of horse movies

girl: *finds horse who is impaired in some way*

girl: dad can I keep it

dad: no there's no hope for it let's go

girl: dad u idiot u don't get me

girl: *visits horse in middle of the night*

*cuts to girl riding the horse in an open field bc she is free and her dad can't control her*

dad: how dare u

girl: just let me prove to u this horse is special

girl: *enters race*

girl: *wins*

dad: u make me so proud

horse: *whinnies*

[sadbeautifultragic-deactivated2]

this is why they kicked her out

[popipoyan-deactivated20240919]

where do daytime animals go at night anyway,,ive never seen one,, the fear i would feel if i was outside after dark and a duck walked past me is indescribable 

[weirdnessisgood]

[dudettte]

The math books warned us about you

[asociate]

one time when i was six i saw an infomercial claiming that their product would make you look ten years younger and my sister said she was gonna use it on me and i became really scared