jaffa cakes, tina barrett, weird fans, and everything inbetween

quotes taken from the humour goldmine that was the YoGPoD (R.I.P in peace). disclaimer: this is not affiliated with the Yogscast

[yogpodquotes]

Simon: Lomadia asks, 'did you see the Patrick Stewart bee episode?'

Lewis: I'm not sure I want to.

[yogpodquotes]

He's called the Count, and he counts. How genius is that?

Simon on Seasame Street

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Lomadia wants Yoda.

Lewis

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Do Mr Blobby.

Lewis

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Oh the comedy of the House of Commons.

Lewis

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What's wrong with Gordon Brown? I thought we were praising him for only having one eye yet still be able to lead the country.

Lewis

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I like how Lomadia's sending me those chat things, telling me how psyduck says psyduck.

Simon

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We could be the Team Rocket of Yogscast, you and I.

Simon (to Lewis)

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Simon: Lomadia sent you something apparently, and I don't get it.

Lewis: Do you not know what the pokemon is?

Simon: No, is it squirtle?

Lewis: No it's bulbasaur.

Simon: It's gonna leave your bulb-a-sore. Oh jesus...

Lewis: you weren't around when we were talking about pokemon [...] and Lomadia identified every single pokemon.

Simon: Oh that's sad. Very sad.

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Simon: Are you interested in the sport of wrestling. It's ancient, it's one of the oldest sports, from the time of the Greeks, oiling each other up and accidentally buggering each other.

Lewis: Deliberately, I think, the Greeks.

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Are you still reading about wrestling moves on wikipedia?

Simon

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Stephanie said: 'ooh I like kittens. How soft are the bones? My teeth aren't very strong.' He just ran off saying 'cat no for sell'.

Simon

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Gnome: Hello mister, you buy cat. One cat, 50 msk. 2 cat, 75 msk. God quality. My wife is sick.

Lewis: Why is his wife sick?

Simon: She's allergic to cats!

[yogpodquotes]

So you're bascially joining in in this cat selling?

Lewis

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My wife is sick, you buy cat. Hey mister, you buy cat.

Weird, level 1 gnome

[yogpodquotes]

I'm escorting this weird level 1 gnome from Iron Forge to Stormwind, so that he can sell cats to people.

Simon

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Yohi: Our friendship cannot be measured in rating.

Simon: Lewis, if our friendship had a rating, it would be over 9,000.

Hannah: Is that in Yogstars?

Lewis: That's the most romantic thing you've ever said to me.