Ukulele Alien

18, Liz, a whole lot of opinions and crying

[wolfpilled]

“there’s a lot to unpack here” is the academic equivalent of “yikes”

[draeneis]

someone: coca cola can remove rust from metal imagine what its doing to your body

me: pff getting rid of the rust idiot

[viana-ceres]

THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS

[draeneis]

hmm… i’ve been drinking soda and my body’s rust free… not sure where youre getting your facts from…

[procyonids]

[christinethecatposts-deactivate]

Me @ all my mutuals

[dbzebra]

I try to help by saying something similar which apparently is bad but I swear I don’t try to make it about me

[ratak-monodosico]

[can-u-not-my-wayward-son-deacti]

i scrolled down for an explanation and there wasn’t one but i think i’m ok with that

[cerberusian]

In case anybody wants to buy this, it’s We Go To The Gallery, one of the spoof Ladybird books you see at W H Smiths. The whole thing is a delight.

[coolyo294]

[bunniope]

[iraffiruse]

The story of Patrick

[fireknight21]

Hell yea

[frithislord]

😞😞😢😢😮😮😮😁😁😁😊😊😊😄😄😄😄❤❤❤❤

[memeculture69]

[ukulele--alien-blog]

Help!

A cute girl complimented my shoes and now I'm in love

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

im washing me and my clothes bitch

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

[unsaltedpeanutbutter]

She drunk as fuck

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[setheverman]

i am legally required to kiss my homies goodnight

[officialunitedstates]

i feel like the discovery channel has like five shark weeks a year and we all keep forgetting when it is so they can get away with doing that

[memewhore]

[cybrrbunny-deactivated20250304]

me

[summerohnine]

tumblr: *notifs aren’t show up, everyone’s losing followers, asks are getting eaten, app crashing every 10 minutes*

tumblr staff: look colors

[skelethoughts-deactivated201809]

us, like fools:

[straightboyfriend]

sometimes i see an annoying ass post on the dash & im like wtf i’m gonna unfollow whoever made me witness this 😤 but then i look & it’s my Beloved Bastard Mutual so i can’t do it……. i have to let the gremlin run wild….