Yogurt Lady

I just really love yogurt. Also some other things that are featured here

[accidentallyadoptedazoo]

Not Everything That Crinkles Is a Snack For You - A novel by me, about my pets

[nyxandshion]

Sometimes I Open the Fridge For Me - the thrilling sequel

[natey-night]

[fromanotherroom]

Visit Original Link

Don’t Speak playing from another room No Doubt

[fidnru]

it was really heartening to learn that the purpose of creating such a thick uterine lining during the menstrual period was to prevent the implantation of embryos rather than encourage them, and that our uterus is basically flushing out anything it deems unworthy during the period itself rather than “punishing” us for not being pregnant (which is how it’s usually framed). it’s almost as if your female body is more concerned with the protection and continuation of itself rather than being used as a procreative vessel.

the fact that we’ve come to accept the idea that our reproductive organs are punishing us for not being continuously pregnant is proof of how deeply patriarchal brainwashing has convinced women that we are nothing but broodmares for ‘their’ children.

[thebeezcnys]

This is honestly a life changing outlook. Thanks for protecting me uterus

[be-bot]

[bob-belcher]

SNL Weekend Update: May 18th 2019, Leslie Jones on the new abortion laws

[concrete-donuts]

british wizards be like, “omg hogwarts is the best wizarding school in the world” oh really? well beauxbatons didn’t have lord fucking voldemort on campus every other year

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[hypokeimena]

can you imagine being 26 years old and in marketing and you want to settle down with a rich stupid man who’s crazy about you and you FIND a divorcee who hasn’t talked to his ex in over a decade and has a very forgiving custody arrangement that would easily enable boarding school and is willing to MARRY you after a SIX TO EIGHT WEEK SUMMER ROMANCE with NO PRENUP and then his brat kid comes back from summer camp and it turns out his ESTRANGED OTHER TWIN DAUGHTER came back from camp and they hijack your entire life and put a lizard on you and then your hot old man ditches you for his hot mess of an ex WHO DESIGNED… THE CUSTOM WEDDING DRESS YOU HAD ALREADY PAID FOR. truly. a roller coaster summer…. all that scheming WASTED

[dancefloors]

the dean from community could wash half these met gala bitches on an off day

[dancefloors]

serves on serves on serves

[unknowledge]

[maggierogers]

same energy

[shittynewyorkercartooncaptions]

[portentsofwoe2]

this is just like my favorite thing

[gaysie]

bimbos and himbos of the jury,

[ohevoyev]

men like the joker because clown recognizes clown, all part of the same clown fraternity honk sigma pi

[mcmansionhell]

we did it folks

[lettersiarrange]

My Facebook meme groups DELIVERED

[saddeus]

I sent this to a boy and he said it was too long and wouldnt read it

[incompletepuppets]

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Larva

[regularlesbian]

kermit the