Owner Of Goat Army

Leader of an internet cult.

[irlcute]

*gets shot in the leg* “are you ok?” “i’m fine just tired haha”

[kingpinnn]

[toastbutteregg]

this is sick

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tunblr roll call! reblog if your in the following fandoms:

-suffering -the pain of living

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[shittyelfwriter]

The best fucking thing I’ve ever seen

[nyokoko]

Gordon Ramsey has settled the candy corn debate once and for all.

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Fun game:

Replace “Father” in Christian texts with “Daddy”

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“Our Daddy who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name”

[tangleofrainbows]

“forgive me, daddy, for i have sinned”

[sxeli-deactivated20171231]

“But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Daddy, who is unseen. Then your Daddy, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you. - Matthew 6:6“

[gayrab]

[vine-blog]

Talking to my crush

[lxvesickxx-blog]

✦ᴺᴱᵛᴱᴿ ᴸᴱᴬᵛᴱ ᴹᴱ ᴬᴸᴼᴺᴱ✦

[android1000]

[winterlandwitch]

“When youre older youll want kids,” they said.

I stare at my feilds of goats, my endless feilds of goats. They were right.

[unamusedsloth]

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Fucking pro athlete.

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psa if you ever meet me in real life I am really sorry for how much I swear like it’s really not a joke I have a mouth on me like a fuckin sailor and I can usually turn it off around adults but if you’re under thirty five I will likely throw one ‘fuck’ in for every three words that leave my mouth it’s shocking

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[nya-kin]

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is he okay?

[whetbread]

hello darkness my old  friend

[aromes]

omg

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[stunningpicture]

My friend tried to secretly snap a pic Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield eating dinner - here’s the result.

[dogcentre]

why does andrew garfield look like robin williams from jumanji