Revolutionary Kicks

A woman's place is in the revolution.

[rachelthewaitress]

Jennifer Aniston in Friends

[cow-teeth]

dark bernie

give me the forbidden healthcare

[monica-geller]

yesterday at target the cashier said ‘your receipt is in the bag’ and i responded with ‘you too’ so i’ve been dealing with that for the past 18 hours but i’m slowly coming to terms with it which is cool

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[holepic]

i may be ugly but at least i have an ugly personality too. consistency is key.

[uninspiredoverachiever]

[smeasel]

[frie-nds]

[animmalcrossing]

going through customs at a US airport

airport staff: sir, do you have anything to declare today?

me: *starts sweating* uh no.. *trips and falls* *hundreds of Kinder surprise eggs roll out of my pockets, jacket and briefcase*

airport staff: GET ON THE GROUND NOW

me: but i am

*armed guards swarm round and pin me down*

armed guards: WHAT’S IN THE EGGS?

me: i dont know its a surprise!! 

[armagetsome]

This is going to be my senior quote

[flyingpurplepizzaeater]

Nightmares can be scary and disorienting. They can affect your sleep cycle and your perception of time and disconnect you from reality. They can mess you up for days. Being scared and upset by nightmares is not childish. Being impaired by nightmares and unable to do things is not making up excuses.

[getofftheinternerd]

[sheneedshislove]

[frie-nds]

[nerdjpg]

*gets sad* 

me: how can i turn this into a #relatable post and capitalize off of my decreasing self worth?

[ovadrive]

[cesaray]