Help me I'm such a newbie

[alloverthegaf]

I can’t believe Miss Congeniality, a movie from 2001, tackles internalised sexism, women’s self-defence and rape (”did you report him? “no, that stuff happens all the time.” “no, no it doesn’t!”) and shows the story of a tough, independent woman learning that she can still be all of that, and so can other women, while still being beautiful and sexy

[slothbless]

what people think cat ownership is: sitting in a chair by a roaring fire while a purring fur baby lounges in your lap and presents their tum for pets in a display of love and trust

what cat ownership actually is: me chasing my cat around the dining room table, waving a fork and screaming “STOP EATING TAPE”

[capitulouno]

I love when people are direct with their feelings so we can mutually understand each other and build and understanding and apologize and rebuild if needed.

[howiie-deactivated20200728]

Bee emoji reviews

apple going for the somewhat realistic interpretation, but those wings are just… wrong, and takes away from the rest of the image. 3/5

a friend. the innocent, humble friend that beesshould be portrayed as. i can overlook anatomical errors when it ends up being so damn friendly. 5/5

i appreciate the attempted art direction here, the top-down view is a unique twist, but mamma mia could someone at microsoft hold off from selecting the thickest black border available? 3/5

this bee is curious, inquisitive, and i’m sure they could warm up to being a good friend. 4/5

that’s one fat fucking bee. how does its small wings lift its fat body off the ground? i think this bee’s going to care about what we think is impossible. 2/5

this is a much more preferable interpretation of the top-down bee. reasonable line thickness, doesn’t look nearly as threatening. 4/5

similarly, this is acceptable. focuses more on gradients than flat colors, which i think is an interesting change of pace. 4/5

that’s a wasp. an aggressive, unpleasant wasp. that wasp is not my friend - it is a threat. and we shouldn’t be portraying bees as threats. 2/5

absolute adorable friendliness trumps technical anatomy. this bee is my best friend. 5/5

what the fuck is this shit

[setheverman]

[youhavetofarmatleast]

an addition to the ice cream discourse,

[nudelinselphia]

[outcrying]

hey….,.,.. no offense but,,. i want someone to love and cherish me

[yokosssser-blog]

Me: That was impulsive. You probably shouldn't have done that.

Also me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[tresantes]

fruit salad 

*deep voice* yummy yummy

[approach]

[imsoshive]

if we being honest, rihanna doesn’t seem like the best person to text in a crisis

[camronspink-mink]

I feel like she’s the type to text back 5 hours later like “you good? 👀”

[undereyelouisvuittons-deactivat]

Cause of death

*dies from embarrassment after coughing more than 4 times in a row in a public place*

[sonypraystation]

saying my name is so intimate why would you do that to me

[pomeranian2]

[old-estonoes1]

[yokosssser-blog]

okay so I was at Walmart with my aunt and my mom was getting pizza across the street at Papa Murphy’s and my aunt wanted to get some wine so I came in with her and I DIDN”T TOUCH ANYTHING(i’m a minor by the way BUT I was wearing a UW Stout shirt) and the lady asked for both of our ID’s and she’s like YOU’RE A MiNOR WHat RELatIOn DO you HAvE TO HEr and my aunt’s like AAAAh she’s my niece??? and the lady’s like I CAN’t SeLl THIS TO YoU and my aunt’s like why the fuck not??? SO I WENT OUT AND SAT IN THE CAR AND SHE STILL WOULDN’T Give her the fucking wine so we went to Kwik Trip and got it instead 

[parakeet]