I make grown-ups dissapointed in me

Caleb - 22 - Boy - Guitar player, car guy, college student. Punk’s not dead, it just deserves to die. Sfw blog.

[broke-bruce-wayne]

Important Milestone

The song about how nobody likes you when you're 23 turns 23 today

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[weaver-z]

If you ever, and I mean EVER think that you fucked something up royally, remember that the organizers of the 1904 Olympic marathon:

- Had zero stations for water on the 26 mile (42 km) course

- Accidentally gave North American competitor Tom Hicks a cocktail made of egg whites, brandy, and actual fucking rat poison

- Had a guy come into the race late wearing a beret and cutoff slacks, sneak into an apple orchard during the race because no food had been given to him for 40 hours, eat rotten apples, projectile vomit onto the track, fall asleep for hours, and finish in fourth place OVERALL because most of the other runners collapsed of exhaustion or injuries

- Conducted the race on a dusty road, which caused so much dust to be kicked into the air that an American runner somehow inhaled enough to tear his STOMACH LINING open

- Accidentally released feral dogs onto the track

- Fucked the other competitors up SO BADLY that Tom Hicks—the guy who ate RAT POISON and was HALLUCINATING the entire run—came in first place

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palmcorder yajna -the mountain goats

[vergak]

[frogpostbot2]

yeah im repulsive and naive, what of it?

[loreweaver-universe]

One of my favorite tidbits about Oblivion is that, when Bethesda brought Patrick Stewart in to play Uriel Septim, they gave him this big 90-page booklet detailing the character’s history and background and motivations, and they were really worried that they’d gone overboard and given him too much.  Meanwhile, Stewart was delighted–he’s said that it was the best character prep he’d ever been given, and he wished more people would do that.

[corsairesix]

It’s worth noting that this character dies in the tutorial

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

[mysharona1987]

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

brucie baby? this brucie baby??

[princessbento]

brucie baby lore

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[ironpour]

A post of the decade, this really changed the game

[fanonical]

post-apocalyptic gang like the kings, the gang that worship elvis from fallout new vegas, except they’re all skaters who worship tony hawk

[galahadwilder]

Addendum: none of them know what he looked like

[therealbeachfox]

What did The Hawk look like? He looked like you. You look like Him. We all look like Him. The Hawk was always told “You look like Tony Hawk”, but no one ever thought He was The Hawk. So we can only presume that everyone looks like The Hawk. He is the commonality of all humanity. 

The commonality of all humanity that does sick shreds.

[libraford]

Tony Hawk is a member of the gang, they just dont know it.

[civilizationkills]

who has the “its been a week…. pass the detritus!!” pic

[kunosoura]

[factbot]

[despazito]

the second radish is 29 feet away

[tranarchist]

[kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021]

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

Duolingo has learned my only weakness: fictional goth women

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

terfs on Tumblr are deranged shut-ins that pal around with fash and terfs on Twitter are exactly the same except with blue checkmarks and a career in journalism

[acid-mommy]

and what about it!! it makes us more interesting

[normal-horoscopes]

Did you just admit to hanging out with fascists like it's a cool good fun quirky thing

[badjokesbyjeff]

Professor X asks a girl, “what is your mutant power?”

Girl replies: “I can guess how many pulls to turn a ceiling fan off on the first try!”

She points up and says: “3 pulls”

Professor X stands up and pulls 3 times. After the third pull the fan turns off.

Professor X: “Yeah thats cool and all, but not really a super power…”

Girl: “Yeah I was jut kidding, I can heal paraplegics”

Professor X, still standing: “Oh my god”

[cop-disliker69]

Free market competition, baby. You love to see it.