If I had ever believed it, I no longer did.

I’m Suzie :) • 21 • she/her •

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[butchfagminotaur]

i'm both dumber and smarter than you think so don't underestimate me because i'm actually smart about a lot of stuff but also don't be surprised if i'm dumb about some other stuff hope that helps

[3000s]

all food is "guilt free" to me because i love foods and treats and snacks and drinks forever and ever amen

[firefox-official]

how’s college going

[mjrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr]

if you were a witch from pseudo-medieval times, which animal would be your familiar?

i got salamander.

[myheartmichael]

[edgar-allan-possum]

[weaver-z]

This is a real Big Nate comic

[fairycosmos]

crazy how much ppl do not care that you are literally losing your mind if you are a quiet woman who doesn’t inconvenience others much

[fairycosmos]

had a snack and realized this sounds very jokerfied but i am literally right

[marinebluekaze]

[thedoubteriswise]

so much of being an ok person is just 1) not panicking, 2) not taking things personally, and 3) not letting the vindictive gargoyle that lives in your head tell you what to do. this sucks because brains love doing those things

[glumby]

I love the concept of exile. Like dude just get out

[neomedievalist]

ohhh having a job is actually ruining my life.  ok

[2nowfort]

[valtsv]

"you look tired" well the torment is relentless and the horrors never cease

[momonosao]

ズボンなミクさん | 初音ミク ファンアート

[cikero]

tiktok plastic surgeons and botox/derm spa technicians when women’s faces show signs of having lived a life and have distinct facial features and their faces aren’t completely paralyzed by botox

[aturnoftheearth]

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