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(Stolen from @solitudeofafallingstar ) 💟 I'm gonna be straight (hah) with you, I love me some likes. If you want answers from moi, fork 'em over.😈 https://www.instagram.com/p/B0JqTQyHwb8/?igshid=1w7tnd3c56djj

There’s a reason donald trump is the front runner.

It really gets me when people are confused at the popularity of Trump. For as long as I can remember, the republican party has been teasing and fondling the balls of bigots with 'subtle' racism. "Is Obama a Muslim? Are black people all thugs who beat the elderly? Are Mexicans corrupting your perfect little children with drugs? Can you use all of this to blame everyone but yourself for your problems? Find out tonight at 10!" And suddenly Trump comes along and says "Blacks are thugs! Obama is a muslim, lets kill them all! Deport anyone who isn't a white christian! It's everyone's fault but you!" and suddenly they're not being teased anymore, their hate boners are 3/4 down Trumps gullet. The republican leadership only wanted people to be brainwashed into bigotry just enough to vote for them, because no one would vote for their shitty 'steal from the poor to give to the rich' legislation otherwise. But now they've lost control. They cultivated more hate than can be satisfied with mere 'implied' racism.

#Republicans #fox news #donald trump

beanzinos

honestly

stability

yorkbezbozny

did you rip off donald trumps dick

shaycode

I’ve convinced myself the 2016 election isn’t even real at this point. “Please clap” and Jeb giving out turtles that he carried in his pocket?? 38% of Florida voters thinking Ted Cruz could be the Zodiac Killer?? Donald Trump saying he could literally shoot anyone and he’d still get support? Marco reading mean tweets?? Talks of drafting Mitt Romney?? Bernie dancing to Hotline Bling?? Rand flipping the media off?? Ben Carson’s rap ad?? John Kasich making a bacon Snapchat filter?? Hillary dabbing for votes?? Like, just imagine all the stuff that’s gonna be put in the history books

yorkbezbozny

Things have always been more weird and awkward than they appeared in history books, it’s just that when humans retell things that happened in the past, whether by writing it down or by word of mouth, they tend to avoid the embarrassing awkward stuff and focus on the things that sound noble and respectable. The main difference isn’t that people have become more weird, just that with the technology we have now, everything is recorded for posterity so no one can deny that day to day humans don’t act like they do in books.

jambambles

I can’t help making bad posts, it’s in my

Jenes

yorkbezbozny

Really loving these jemes

distinguishedbaloney

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they’re the same age

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were you the Azula 14yr old or the Steven 14yr old

yorkbezbozny

Were you emotionally unstable and childish or were you steven

sango-blep

sweet fluffy baby

frenchinhalechanelxoxo

Reasons why i love road trips

erniebilko

IDONT WKNOW WHAT TO DO

yorkbezbozny

overthrow the government

poooooooooooooooop1

@ihatejonarbuckle Jon has a vibrator in him

ihatejonarbuckle

that’s absolutely fucking disgusting. i can’t even think of what jim davis intended it to be if not a vibrator

miraniel

Okay, I just realized Voldemort didn’t just plan to kill Harry in Book 4

In all other cases except the Triwizard cup, portkeys only go one way at one specific time. Touching them again does not activate them to return to their place of origin. Also, when Harry grabs the cup a second time, it does not return him to the middle of the maze. It takes him to the entrance of the maze, in front of everyone.

Therefore, when Crouch Jr. (as Moody) bewitched the cup, he planned to have it take anyone who touched it first to the graveyard, then to the front of the maze.The cup was probably supposed to be a portkey to take the winner to the front of the maze anyway, so they wouldn’t have to try to fight their way out again.

Voldemort obviously planned to kill Harry. He had to. That was the whole point; to kill Harry in front of all his Death Eaters, all the ones who had deserted him and doubted his power to return.

There’s the possibility that he wanted to send Harry’s body back, either to divert suspicion somehow or to intentionally flout his victory in Dumbledore’s face. Except Voldemort had promised his precious Nagini several times she could eat Harry, and it seemed like a promise Voldemort was going to keep.

So who was meant to take that return trip?

Voldemort could use it as a ticket into Hogwarts for a surprise attack, but he’s freshly reborn, his Death Eaters are 13 years out of practice, and there’s a flock of powerful wizards there for the Triwizard. That would be an idiotic move.

Or what if Harry—or someone who looked like him—had returned to Hogwarts as if nothing had happened in that maze? As the victor of the Triwizard Tournament AND the Boy Who Lived, Harry would be able to go anywhere and do anything. Everyone trusts him.

Two words: POLYJUICE POTION.

There was one Death Eater already waiting at Hogwarts who had very carefully been spending a whole year getting to know Harry, watching his every movement: Barty Crouch Jr.

So here was Voldemort’s complete plan: Use Barty Crouch Jr. to infiltrate Hogwarts as Moody. He gets to know Harry and sets him up to be selected for and eventually to win the Triwizard Tournament. He makes sure Harry touches the cup first. Harry is then transported to the graveyard where Voldemort is waiting. Voldemort uses Harry to rise, calls his Death Eaters to him, and then humiliates and kills the Boy Who Lived in front of them.

Then Voldemort strips Harry’s body, takes his hair, and transforms into him (or else has one of his DE’s do this—but really, who would he pick? Lucius is an idiot, Bellatrix is still in jail, and he believes Snape has deserted him). He then takes the cup and goes to Hogwarts as Harry. Later that night, Moody disappears, and Crouch takes Voldemort’s place as Harry Potter. Then, when the moment is right, Voldemort-Harry or Crouch-Harry will assassinate Dumbledore (incidentally gaining the power of the Elder Wand, though he wouldn’t know it), stage a coup of Hogwarts, and take over the wizarding world.

Heck, he/they might not even drop their disguise as Harry. The wizarding world has faced Voldemort as an enemy before, but if their savior Harry Potter suddenly turned out to be just as powerful a Dark Lord as He Who Must Not Be Named? It would be a far scarier prospect than simply dealing with Voldemort’s return.

It solves the problem of why Voldemort went to such lengths to get Harry through the Triwizard, when there were far easier ways to capture him: Voldemort didn’t just need Harry’s blood; he needed Harry as the world’s hero.

And all that time in Hogwarts would give Voldemort time to search for a relic of Godric Gryffindor, the one founder he never made a horcrux from.

Of course, none of this could have worked because Voldemort could never in a million years fool Ron or Hermione or Dumbledore, not even for a minute. But there’s Voldemort’s greatest weakness again—he doesn’t understand love.

You’re welcome.

roachpatrol

FINALLY THIS LUDICROUS PLAN MAKES SENSE

quick-nip

(via Saturday Morning Cartoons: Baopu #15) by Yao Xiao

words to remember

magebird-old

This can be a really difficult way to communicate, but I’ve been trying to do it more lately. Instinct tells me to apologize, but being grateful, even if it’s just an act instead of a genuine feeling, leads to more positivity in the conversation overall and it’s just…. Better. The reassurance that you need when you apologize comes when you’re grateful without making you feel worse.

It’s not a cure-all, nor is it a simple change, but just practicing it once in awhile is something I really recommend. It helps.