Here They Are

This is where I journal my dreams because I don't want to fill up a notebook. Main blog: yorkshirereaper.tumblr.com

[yorksdreamjournal]

Had a nightmare last night that I was at my aquarium job and my coworker informed me I had to be a restaurant server that day. Not at the aquarium restaurant, but at a random burger diner nearby. It was extra stressful because they had a list of people who had called in with their orders in advance and the times they’d be in, but they didn’t take precedent over customers walking in.

I was trying to clean when a big rush came in and this guy kept staring at me and I could hear his thoughts, which were that I was doing a bad job and the place was filthy.

Then a family came in, parents and a set of twins, and one little rambunctious toddler. I commented on the matching dinosaur shirts the twins wore and asked if they were celebrating anything. At that moment I noticed the extremely large balloons and present sitting on the table and they laughed because OBVIOUSLY they’re celebrating a birthday.

Before they could answer, their toddler wriggled free and made a break for it. They yelled after him (his name was Shutterstock?????) and I went to catch him. Suddenly sirens started blaring in the restaurant and everyone ducked to the floor. I crawled after Shutterstock who ducked next to a young woman and turned pale with fear. The woman said “yeah, we found a severed head.”

It was just sitting on the floor and the little boy was frozen in front of it

I shut my eyes and grabbed him, cradling him close and crawling back to his parents, as he trembled in shock

I woke up equally disturbed by the dream and amused at the phrase “my beautiful baby boy Shutterstock”

[felipeiv]

[gghero]

popular ship will kill the patient. they need fanart of that one character no one likes or cares about to live

[yorksdreamjournal]

I had the most obvious wish fulfillment dream that Meatcanyon made some video with mermaids and when he was done he sold one of the silicone tails to me for 7 dollars. I asked him why he let them go for so cheap and he just said “I don’t give a fuck, just take it”

[yorksdreamjournal]

Last night I dreamt that I was drawing in a small room with my husband. He answered the door that I hadn’t heard knock and it was Meatcanyon, who came in and set up a whole video set, then thanked us for letting us use the space. I was blown away and scrambled to find some art to share with him because I am a HUGE fan but all of my files were either corrupted or suddenly looked like shit so I just sat down and attempted to draw something to show him when he was finished filming. Before I could finish I had to pick up my son from his friends house. I was quite sad about it but he said he’d come back another time to use the space again.

Also the room was a small glass living room precariously propped on the side of pikes peak and the tint on the glass was so dark it made daytime look like nighttime and nighttime look like a black void

[smokinghorse]

I cut a hole in my face, to cry out for help. In exchange, my unholy tongue was severed from the warm cavity of my mouth.

[yorksdreamjournal]

Last night I dreamt that I was in two plane crashes

I was with my husband, sister in law, brother in law, and one of my best friends and we were sat at the back of the plane, and I was passing time playing animal crossing when I looked up and somehow could see that the plane was about to crash into a wall. I didn’t panic at first, since no one else seemed to notice, but I blacked out as I felt a crunch.

When I came to, we were in an airport standing on broken parts of the plane.my husband was still sleeping and my sister in law was shaken. I couldn’t find my brother in law and I was too afraid to ask what happened. Everyone sitting in the sections in front of us were dead.

I had massive survivors guilt. the airline just stuck us all on another plane even though we were all terrified to fly again. We took off, but I didn’t think we were flying high enough. The captain was flying the plane with a Wii remote and he kept walking away from the cockpit. I followed him and berated him, and he just said “what’s the fun in following the rules?” Then an alarm came on and he had me grab a parachute and prepare to jump with him.

In fear I let him jump without following him, but we were very close to the ground so he survived.

I remember panicking after I landed and calling my parents to let them know I had survived because the first crash had made national news.

I woke up so stressed

[yorksdreamjournal]

I dreamt that my high school (which of course didn’t look like my actual high school) had been shut down and my graduating class held a reunion/halloween party in the abandoned gym. I went, dressed far too sluttily and met up with old classmates, and we talked about how there was a strange new trend of people purposely castrating themselves to be eunuchs. They claimed that our old classmates “Butters” had it done (did not have a classmate we called butters that’s a South Park thing). Butters apparently liked to go out and be the designated driver/sober advisor for friends who wanted to party (honestly slay). We went to a metal concert which tickets were only 5 dollars. The rest of the dream was quite confusing but the counselor from Daria was there trying to flirt with teenage girls.

At some point I escaped into a beautiful modern house with wooden vaulted ceilings; my parents (but they weren’t my real parents) were there hiding from some guy who kept banging on the door. I snuck out through the back window and into a huge misty and mossy orange grove. I was suddenly aware that I was dreaming and lamented the fact that I don’t really have a huge green grove of orange trees backing up to a dense forest as my backyard.

Later I saw a lady Gaga Love Game pole dance routine and made it my goal to learn it. I woke up with the song stuck in my head and a goal to make my own pole routine to it.

[0ddoblivion]

Doodle of another nightmare

[yorksdreamjournal]

Dreamt I had a pet moray eel. He was very sweet but when I cycled the water out he’d turn into a very chubby and tiny shark. My mom came over and tried to help with the tank setup, but I chased her off and chastised her because she doesn’t know as much about marine creature care as I do. She called me silly and rearranged the filtration system when I wasn’t looking. It was a worse setup than I had, but it gave me an idea for a better one so I let it slide. I also attended a very stressful costume party where I had to ice skate with a boy from high school who I despise

[yorksdreamjournal]

Last night I dreamt that i was Steve Smith from American dad and I bought an electric scooter from a really shady kid in my neighborhood. Turns out he was a dangerous psychopath whose best friend was a (rather unattractive and dull) girl who had a crush on me so I (Steve) had to pretend to date her so the guy wouldn’t kill me. He figured out that I was lying and tried to kill me anyway and I ran home to tell my mom (Francine) but she was listening to a smutty fairy audiobook through headphones and couldn’t hear me. I hid in the back room crying because the guy was banging on the door but then I looked up and it was Roger the whole time.

[yorksdreamjournal]

Had a nightmare last night that I climbed to the top of pikes peak in the middle of the night. I got to the top and my mom was there, and I asked if she knew the correct way down because the way I took up was very slippery. She said yes and had me hold one side of a short rope, saying we had to do a 2 person reverse salmon ladder down some rocks and do quite a bit of free falling. I was unsure, but went along with it. We missed one rock and I was certain we would die, but she just told me the timing for my breath hold would be off. I had no clue what that meant but as we were falling I could see a reservoir below us, so I took a huge breath and held it for as long as I could. (Irl my husband woke me for a moment asking why I was holding my breath.)

When the dream continued I was in an underground man made cavern in the reservoir that glowed teal, and my mom had vanished. My first dog I ever had was there, shaking and staring behind me. She let me pet her but when I said “where’s mom?” She growled and for a moment, the word ‘skinwalker’ danced through my mind. Suddenly I knew the mom I had met on pikes peak was not my mom, and I was terrified.

My husband woke me up again, asking if I was having a nightmare, but I was too sleepy to answer and fell immediately back into the dream, where I was at my moms office. All of her coworkers were there, but there was something uncanny about them. They told me “she’s on her way” a few times, and for some reason I could not call any emergency services or family or friends, so I called my banks fraud line and just kept whispering “please send help” over and over until my husband woke me up again as I had been saying it out loud and shaking.

[yorksdreamjournal]

I dreamt I went on an expedition to Antarctica with my high school band teacher, some of my coworkers, and the old department head who originally hired me. My coworker was posing for pictures in one of our mermaid tails while my band teacher acted as photographer and penguin handler. I knew she wouldn’t get in the water because of the cold so I decided to get underwater pictures in the tail once she was done, and surprisingly the water was bearable. Unfortunately as I swam I remembered all of the dangerous animals that I could encounter in the water like leopard seals and orcas, so I kept panicking and getting out, even knocking others over as I did.

Also we played with penguins and found a raccoon trapped In a very high-tech cage within the ice

[yorksdreamjournal]

I dreamt I was playing animal crossing and the lights in and out of game started flickering. I did some research and they had updated the game to include Cthulhu which you had to battle with Zelda Breath of the Wild mechanics. I shot him with at least a hundred bomb arrows and won, and was rewarded irl with a mannimarco style crown which warped my body into a shambling corpse every time I put it on. I wore it to a mall and scared a lot of people

[yorksdreamjournal]

I dreamt that I was in the supermarket looking for mushrooms olives and wine and stumbled into a very fancy differently designed section. It was all wood like the inside of a sauna but larger, and everything was a bit pricy. Then Helen Mirren came in with a pet cheetah and looked around for a bit, and she let me pet her cheetah (which was definitely bigger than a normal cheetah, it was the size of a lion). i tried to talk more with her but she said her husband was coming soon, then in walked snoop dogg. they linked arms and snoop was wearing the absolute fanciest colorful suit and cape i have ever seen.

i think i got my mushrooms but nothing else

[boeing747]

[yorksdreamjournal]

I dreamt that some of my friends moved into the condo my husband and I used to rent. They were having trouble with a neighbor whose dog kept running in and out of their condo and biting/barking at everyone. I HATE my old landlords but I texted them anyway asking who to contact about getting the owner reprimanded, and she gave me a huge response saying I shouldn’t be concerned and she wouldn’t have rented it to them if they’d known we were friends.

Somehow it came out that one of the friends was trans AND that the landlord was sneaking into their house cleaning and they didnt know. She made a huge long transphobic post on Facebook and I copied and pasted it to her in an email stating that I could bring evidence of her bigotry to them and let them take her to court over invasion of privacy. I never actually finished the email because a bunch of people came over to play games and told m not to worry about the landlord situation. I woke up so stressed about finishing this email.