Oh to be a gay trans rat in paris, cooking soup

Laura, 23 , she/her, he/him

[my-dailydreams]

[npdclaraoswald]

A doll youtuber I watch has made a video about the history of Polly Pocket, and she's describing the plots of the dvd specials, one of which features an elderly woman named Ms. Throckmorton, and my reaction was

[animentality]

[slimetony]

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

[slimetony]

Why does staff still allow people funnier than you to leave tags on your posts. They should have fixed that by now

[2201]

matt saying imagine if you were really small to jay and then it actually happened like a decade later .

[2201]

matt saying imagine if you were really small to jay and then it actually happened like a decade later .

[wulfhalls]

forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that

[cumaeansibyl]

yeah I have political reasons for it now but my original and still most powerful reason is "I am not getting out of this bed one single second before I have to"

[aromanticduck]

[ballwizard]

U say penis dick cock balls whatever and nobody bats an eye But when u say pussy or vagina suddenly youre the sex pervert. IDGAF!!!!!!!! PUSSAYYYYYYTYY

[passumbapper]

did chikorita ever end up decreasing the increase or was that another of bidens failed promises

[thehmn]

Foxes disguised as monks. On the left from Japan and on the right from Denmark.

[crabs-and-bedbugs]

It was a global problem

[kosmogrl]

well let’s see if I care

[kosmogrl]

I DO

[guiltfactory]

my pussy like god the way it works in mysterious ways

[communistkenobi]

we’re so back

[northern-punk-lad]

Do Star Wars fans actually like their own franchise

[communistkenobi]

not really

[skltart]

hey man, let's make up a universe where we get to be childish and annoying forever together <3

[fairycosmos]

your problem is you think if you communicate with clarity and earnestness that people will actually understand you

[magicfriend1000000000000000]

my underground guppy fighting ring just got busted

[harvocel]

hail mary, full of--