Mr. Wizard Alien

“perhaps you and I were born too late to explore the world, and too early in history to explore the stars, but we were born at just the right time, which is pretty much all times ever, to explore language. To explore what can be said.” -Michael Stevens    https://librarysatinsky.online/books.html

[louisegluckpdf]

the earth hates to see my meek ass coming

[valenalentine]

[reynard61]

Let's ambush mama! 😼

[dvandom]

"Why do Pallas cats always look grumpy?"

"Pallas kittens."

[waywardmartian]

The sheer roundness of this kitten must be admired.

[redstonedust]

why do US patriots think they own "red white and blue" there's a lotta red white and blue flags out there. "i stand for the red white and blue" yass me too let's go costa rica 🇨🇷🇨🇷🇨🇷🇨🇷 let's go laos 🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦 fuck it up liberia 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷 nepal get triangular with it 🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵

[caesarsaladinn]

[dhaaruni]

This is very good

[friend-crow]

Tumblr, I am grabbing you by the shoulders and telling you that you are allowed to be happy and the good things you do count even if you are not morally perfect (which is not a real thing) and that goodness and suffering are not directly related.

I am begging you to internalize this.

[triviallytrue]

people who don't follow chess I promise this post is really funny

[dorkichiban]

Karpov had cemented his position as the world's best player and world champion by the time Garry Kasparov arrived on the scene. In their first match, the World Chess Championship 1984 in Moscow, the first player to win six games would win the match. Karpov built a 4–0 lead after nine games. The next 17 games were drawn, setting a record for world title matches, and it took Karpov until game 27 to gain his fifth win. In game 31, Karpov had a winning position but failed to take advantage and settled for a draw. He lost the next game, after which 14 more draws ensued. Karpov held a solidly winning position in Game 41, but again blundered and had to settle for a draw. After Kasparov won games 47 and 48, FIDE President Florencio Campomanes unilaterally terminated the match, citing the players' health. Karpov is said to have lost 10 kg over the course of the match. The match had lasted an unprecedented five months, with five wins for Karpov, three for Kasparov, and 40 draws.

okay, yeah this is pretty funny

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[legalityoftheraccoons]

NEXT TO ALL OF THE EQUIPMENT???

[dramatic-dolphin]

who let biologists play dnd

[grindrbooks]

[glassshine]

[andhumanslovedstories]

Can’t believe my job makes me do my job on the days I am scheduled to work my job what the fuck

[atomic-chronoscaph]

The Concorde... Airport '79 - Concept and final movie poster art by John Berkey (1979)

[sigynpenniman]

This morning I’m thinkin about how Miles dislocated his shoulder on the Enterprise and Crusher was like Ugh Okay I’ll go get the Osteotractor™️ and then Miles dislocated his shoulder on DS9 and Julian just fucking cracked it back into place then and there

[sigynpenniman]

distinctive medical strategies

[eilupt]

Medical Person Explanation: the more you dislocate your shoulder the less stable it becomes. In early days Miles' shoulder was still pretty tight and needed the Osteoretractor™, but the time he gets to DS9 it's become so loose Julian can just pop it in.

In the future it'll become so unstable Miles will be able to pop the joint in and out at will.

Miles needs physical therapy.

[sigynpenniman]

Miles needs ALL THE KINDS of therapy.

[sophsun1]

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) dir. Peter Jackson

[gemthegerm]

happy 4th of july to this image the official boston fire department made and posted to twitter like 3 years ago. i will not let it die.

[swordbymyside]

[julia1x5-deactivated20250903]

I refuse to let this be lost in the tags

[supreme-leader-stoat]