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weavemama

It’s ironic because they don’t look at US as real people.

oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019

remember that members of congress have the blood of innocent people on their hands

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requested by cash-4-souls

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Submitted by benmaj

Y’all better invite me to your wedding 💕😭

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toshio

lecata

you deserve someone who thinks you’re too important to lose

meanplastic

cockdestroya

botanyshitposts

i arrive at the gay bar in full butch getup and i look like super hot like trust me and i start buying chocolate milk for the femmes at the bar…..between my striking good looks and my generosity concerning tasteful dairy products i have impressed them greatly and after an hour of chatting I make my move. i reach into my pocket and remove a large, gorgeous lichen affixed to a piece of bark from its protective herbarium packet that I have concealed in my pants pocket. “it’s a symbiotic relationship between a fungus and an algae,” i begin,

alithographica

You say shitpost but I swear to god I would pick up the U-haul on our way home from the bar don’t try me

gallusrostromegalus

You also say this as a shitpost but literally every queer person I’ve seduced I’ve done so by taking a walk with them and pointing out every single mushroom and lichen I see and talking way the hell too much about how our general conception of what an organism actually is is hilariously narrow and then buying them Hot Chocolate with Marshmallows.