Starkinator

"how come you think when something bad happens it's my fault?!"

[yotonystark]

Yo. I do not have much time before cap takes my phone for "male bonding" so I'm making this short.

Im Tony Stark. Special people got to pay extra to know my first name ..uuuuunless you're Bucky..and Cap..don't ask.

Things get really crazy around here,almost like we're a family in a way..don't tell anyone I said that.

And if you want to know more I can only say Mess around and find out.. Cap doesn't like cursing for some Fucking reason..

Uh oh..GOTTA GO-

Mod note: this is purely based on headcanons so super ooc.

Update update beep boop!: me and @card-charger-gambit are dating and I have a tail now..Fun. very fun. Totally fine *internal screaming*

Oh yeah..and I have a demon inside me too.

Update two boop: fuuuuck I like Norman 0-0

[yotonystark]

Everyone keeps blabbing about Marcus..they don't need to know. Nor should they know

I'm not gonna eat them hopefully

[yotonystark]

Question for Marcus

Instead of trying to eat Norman,why don't you get to know him? I'm sure goblin meat won't taste any good

I don't care. I want to bite into his flesh and suck his blood out!

The only way I'll spare him is if I feel like he deserves to live.

[greelin]

did perfectionism ever truly protect you from harm or neglect as a child though. ultimately. Lol

[greelin]

[REALLY NORMAL AND WELL-ADJUSTED VOICE] well you never know maybe it COULD have saved me. if i ever actually achieved perfection. it could have happened then. if i was actually ever enough. Which i was not

[sibmakesart]

[yotonystark]

Eerie, child-like laughter floated through the halls, coming from Tony’s workshop. It stopped for a moment before metal hit the ground with a sharp ring. All sounds paused.

If Tony were to investigate, a 6 year old had managed to slip into his workshop, dropping metal scraps on the ground. She stood still, operating on the logic if she were still, she wouldn’t be seen.

Zoë turned around, smiling sheepishly. Her front teeth her missing, and she look up at him with big, water eyes.

@impulsive-spitfire

*Tony did in fact, investigate the sudden sound. It must have been Clint climbing around in his fucking vents again. However,it sounded closer than the vents..like it was right behind him. And he was supposed to be alone since Bruce wasn't here. And Jarvis would have told him if someone was present.

With a slight panic, his chest flashes a bright blue color as he whipped his head around to see what knocked over the discarded scraps. At first he didn't see her,but then he zeroes in on the kid and...

Oh sweet Murcury above was this a hallucination from lack of sleep or was this kid real?

So many questions ran through his head,and the thought of Marcus finding out made him shove that worry down..he had to make sure she was tangible and not a trick of the mind*

Uh..........Hi?.....

[impulsive-spitfire]

Young Zoë tilted her head, staring at Tony. The child was a deer in headlights. Frozen. She held a sheet of metal, letting it go.

“Hi? Am I in trouble?” Her eyebrows creased.

[yotonystark]

*Oh sweet Venus she's real!*

..No.. not necessarily. You're not exactly supposed to be in here. This isn't a safe play area.. but I'm curious on how you're here to begin with.

Although I suggest that you refrain from touching the metal, you're going to get hurt if you do l!

[impulsive-spitfire]

Zoë used her foot to nudge the sheet of metal out of her path. She stared at Tony, her mouth tightening.

“I dunno. I was lookin’ for my daddy. Couldn’t find ‘im.” She looked away. “But dis room looked fun!”

She climbed onto the chair, looming over a project containing heavily electronics.

[yotonystark]

...Right..

Listen..this room isn't exactly a safe play area. I- I'm not exactly that great with taking care of kids. So wh- why don't you uh..step away from that and we go somewhere more safer?

*His inner Grace was showing.*

[impulsive-spitfire]

Zoë touched the project, investigating it. The electronics popped, electrocuting the poor girl. She sniffed softly then climbed out of the chair, rushing over to Tony. She wrapped her small arms around his leg.

“It hurt me.” She hung on tighter becoming what Ace deemed to be her koala mode.

“Do you have games?”

[yotonystark]

Shi- Shoot. Sorry ..I-I thought I turned it off..

*Tony tries to lift his leg,but he almost loses his balance doing so. The kid was heavier than he thought.*

No..I don't have any in here. If you want the game console, it's i-in the living room...

[impulsive-spitfire]

She looked up at him, hold her hands out. Yep, the six year old wants up. Better pick her up.

“Can we go t’ de living room? I wanna play games!”

[yotonystark]

Y-yeah! Living room! It's safer there for a kid your age!

*Tony bent down and lifted up the child. He definitely wasn't freaking out internally (he was). But he sucked up his worries for now and carried her off to the living room.

As soon as they arrived in the spacious living room,he sets her down on the big couch and turns on the console and passes her the controller as it boots up.*

[impulsive-spitfire]

Zoë clung to him, wrapping arms around his neck. Once they arrived in the living room, she refused to let go until shook off.

She stared at the controller in her hands and frowned. Her face scrunched up. “Not video games. Bored games!”

[yotonystark]

Uh board games...

Uh...I kinda broke a couple. Only two left are battle ship and connect four,and a card game of uno...which I have no clue where they are.

High shelf in the closet to your left

damn ..Thanks J..

[yotonystark]

*Splashes a bottle of holy water on Tony*

Hahaha! Down dog!

@impulsive-spitfire

HEY! WHAT THE FU-

*He paused in what he was currently trying to say. Like a switch was flipped. He whines and makes a pained face. The blasted insignia was giving him issues. He should've kept his damn mouth shut. The pain short circuited his thoughts,and on cure of the command,he went down*

[liv-inosity]

I WIN!

[yotonystark]

🔴-🔴 bwoof

*No words ..just Marcus being a confused void demon dog*

[impulsive-spitfire]

Are you going to be good and not hurt bunny boy?

[yotonystark]

...Yes?

[impulsive-spitfire]

GOOD BOY! You’re free to go, but I will splash more holy water on you if you make trouble. I know a guy

[yotonystark]

*Marcus' tail wagged from the praise. It was . strange. He immediately grabs at it and unsteadily gets up*

[yotonystark]

Zoë stared at her dad’s boyfriend as he worked on something. She was never sure of this - millionaire. The arrogance annoyed her, but she had to give him a chance.

So she decided to watch how mechanical things were built.

@tell-tale-clairvoyant

*Tony made a face that wasn't in the usual zone..he wasn't fully in his building mode. But he still built his tech. He had something on his mind and he was building things to not think about it.

He also was talking to his AI as he worked on things*

-"Aaaand then I just...ran. can't believe it. Me,running..i have social skills of a teen"

Unfortunately. And I have to deal with your adolescent nature with certain things

RUDE JARVIS

I'm stating the truth

And you're stating too much!

*Tony gestures his hand as he spoke to Jarvis. This was the usual routine*

[tell-tale-clairvoyant]

“Do you always talk t’ dat robot?” Zoë questioned. It wasn’t meant to be harsh, but when you had real people around, why not talk to them?

“Ya barely talk t’ my family as it is.” She stood, tracing invisible lime along the wall. There was something he couldn't see, and it engulfed them.

[yotonystark]

BWOAH JESUS-

*His heart rate skyrocketed slightly as he whipped his head around to the sound of her voice. What's with people scaring a guy with heart issues?!*

HI??! ..

Who are you?! And what do you mean?

..And yes I do Jarvis is a companion that helps me with things..

[tell-tale-clairvoyant]

“Daddy never told you ‘bout me..?” Zoë pouted softly, now feeling as unimportant compared to her siblings. She looked at the floor, rubbing her arm.

“‘M Remy ‘n Melanie’s daughter. Zoë. One o’ deir few biological children.” She muttered, shuffling her feet. “Ya don’ interact wit’ us. Jus’ daddy.”

[yotonystark]

Uh....no? Sorry...I uh .I only knew about Lucien. This is news to me..

Well..I don't interact much due to a certain predicament...

[tell-tale-clairvoyant]

Zoë pouted, her nose scrunching up. It was always Lucian. Lucian this, Lucian that.

“Well, I exist t’! De predicament can’t be dat bad. What is it? Bein’ hunted? A lotta people get hunted.” She peered into a box of spare parts, messing with it. Some scraps shifted, and it spooked her.

“Oops..”

[yotonystark]

Well now I know you exist..I apologize for not knowing up until now..

..No I'm not necessarily being hunted...it's more of the opposite. And it's due to having something bad inside me that makes me seek out flesh. It's that bad.

[norman-osborn-oscorp-ceo]

Be glad you got a tony variant to like you who's also has a literal demon inside him that makes him crave flesh.

He could've bitten you already

"Wait... wait, what? What the hell?" Norman goes a little pale. @yotonystark "Are you trying to eat me? Explain yourself!"

[yotonystark]

uh....

cannibalism is a metaphor for love?

*Tony tries for the joke again but sighs and runs his hand through his hair*

Put me on the spot why don't you. What next? Want me to show you it?!

[norman-osborn-oscorp-ceo]

". . . a demon? A cannibal demon, a literal demon?" Norman shakes his head, "OKay that's okay are you going to eat me? Is this a trap? wait if it was a trap you wouldn't tell me... Hold one I might need to talk to Dr Strange or anothe sorcerer... How do you defend against cannibal demons?" Norman is quite unsettled. "Is it under your control? What does it look like?"

[yotonystark]

...

His name is Marcus. He's..not fully in my control?He just rears his sinful head out and puppeteer me like a flesh mech..which has happened a lot recently.

How he looks? He starts off just looking like me,since I'm the host,then he gradually just turns into this dark skull dog thing. But it's painful as fuck when he gets to a certain stage in transforming. I don't want to tell you how to deal with him-

*His eyes turned red for a split second and the devil himself of the topic speaks*

I'll eat your spine like it's a rack of ribs if you call anyone

*Tony shakes his head afterwards and blinks like that was normal*

And that's the roommate himself...yay..

[norman-osborn-oscorp-ceo]

"Charming." Norman murmurs. "Marcus the demon, and he wants to eat my spine."

Norman sighs, this is not a great start to well anything.

"So... How do I not get eaten by said cannibal demon? Is this a salt-and-holy-water situation? Actually nevermind, I'm sorry this is your reality Tony."

[yotonystark]

It could be worse. But you're safe..mostly... probably. Not a full guarantee but currently you're fine.

[norman-osborn-oscorp-ceo]

Be glad you got a tony variant to like you who's also has a literal demon inside him that makes him crave flesh.

He could've bitten you already

"Wait... wait, what? What the hell?" Norman goes a little pale. @yotonystark "Are you trying to eat me? Explain yourself!"

[yotonystark]

uh....

cannibalism is a metaphor for love?

*Tony tries for the joke again but sighs and runs his hand through his hair*

Put me on the spot why don't you. What next? Want me to show you it?!

[norman-osborn-oscorp-ceo]

". . . a demon? A cannibal demon, a literal demon?" Norman shakes his head, "OKay that's okay are you going to eat me? Is this a trap? wait if it was a trap you wouldn't tell me... Hold one I might need to talk to Dr Strange or anothe sorcerer... How do you defend against cannibal demons?" Norman is quite unsettled. "Is it under your control? What does it look like?"

[yotonystark]

...

His name is Marcus. He's..not fully in my control?He just rears his sinful head out and puppeteer me like a flesh mech..which has happened a lot recently.

How he looks? He starts off just looking like me,since I'm the host,then he gradually just turns into this dark skull dog thing. But it's painful as fuck when he gets to a certain stage in transforming. I don't want to tell you how to deal with him-

*His eyes turned red for a split second and the devil himself of the topic speaks*

I'll eat your spine like it's a rack of ribs if you call anyone

*Tony shakes his head afterwards and blinks like that was normal*

And that's the roommate himself...yay..

[norman-osborn-oscorp-ceo]

Be glad you got a tony variant to like you who's also has a literal demon inside him that makes him crave flesh.

He could've bitten you already

"Wait... wait, what? What the hell?" Norman goes a little pale. @yotonystark "Are you trying to eat me? Explain yourself!"

[yotonystark]

uh....

cannibalism is a metaphor for love?

*Tony tries for the joke again but sighs and runs his hand through his hair*

Put me on the spot why don't you. What next? Want me to show you it?!

[yotonystark]

*Splashes a bottle of holy water on Tony*

Hahaha! Down dog!

@impulsive-spitfire

HEY! WHAT THE FU-

*He paused in what he was currently trying to say. Like a switch was flipped. He whines and makes a pained face. The blasted insignia was giving him issues. He should've kept his damn mouth shut. The pain short circuited his thoughts,and on cure of the command,he went down*

[liv-inosity]

I WIN!

[yotonystark]

🔴-🔴 bwoof

*No words ..just Marcus being a confused void demon dog*

[impulsive-spitfire]

Are you going to be good and not hurt bunny boy?

[yotonystark]

...Yes?

[yotonystark]

*Splashes a bottle of holy water on Tony*

Hahaha! Down dog!

@impulsive-spitfire

HEY! WHAT THE FU-

*He paused in what he was currently trying to say. Like a switch was flipped. He whines and makes a pained face. The blasted insignia was giving him issues. He should've kept his damn mouth shut. The pain short circuited his thoughts,and on cure of the command,he went down*

[liv-inosity]

I WIN!

[yotonystark]

🔴-🔴 bwoof

*No words ..just Marcus being a confused void demon dog*

[yotonystark]

*Splashes a bottle of holy water on Tony*

Hahaha! Down dog!

@impulsive-spitfire

HEY! WHAT THE FU-

*He paused in what he was currently trying to say. Like a switch was flipped. He whines and makes a pained face. The blasted insignia was giving him issues. He should've kept his damn mouth shut. The pain short circuited his thoughts,and on cure of the command,he went down*

[ironspidersblog]

Tony: well, fuck me if I’m wrong, but-

Steve: YOU CANR SAY THAT EVERYTIME WE ARGUE

[aberrantcreature]

I had to draw it.

[yotonystark]

Zoë stared at her dad’s boyfriend as he worked on something. She was never sure of this - millionaire. The arrogance annoyed her, but she had to give him a chance.

So she decided to watch how mechanical things were built.

@tell-tale-clairvoyant

*Tony made a face that wasn't in the usual zone..he wasn't fully in his building mode. But he still built his tech. He had something on his mind and he was building things to not think about it.

He also was talking to his AI as he worked on things*

-"Aaaand then I just...ran. can't believe it. Me,running..i have social skills of a teen"

Unfortunately. And I have to deal with your adolescent nature with certain things

RUDE JARVIS

I'm stating the truth

And you're stating too much!

*Tony gestures his hand as he spoke to Jarvis. This was the usual routine*

[tell-tale-clairvoyant]

“Do you always talk t’ dat robot?” Zoë questioned. It wasn’t meant to be harsh, but when you had real people around, why not talk to them?

“Ya barely talk t’ my family as it is.” She stood, tracing invisible lime along the wall. There was something he couldn't see, and it engulfed them.

[yotonystark]

BWOAH JESUS-

*His heart rate skyrocketed slightly as he whipped his head around to the sound of her voice. What's with people scaring a guy with heart issues?!*

HI??! ..

Who are you?! And what do you mean?

..And yes I do Jarvis is a companion that helps me with things..

[tell-tale-clairvoyant]

“Daddy never told you ‘bout me..?” Zoë pouted softly, now feeling as unimportant compared to her siblings. She looked at the floor, rubbing her arm.

“‘M Remy ‘n Melanie’s daughter. Zoë. One o’ deir few biological children.” She muttered, shuffling her feet. “Ya don’ interact wit’ us. Jus’ daddy.”

[yotonystark]

Uh....no? Sorry...I uh .I only knew about Lucien. This is news to me..

Well..I don't interact much due to a certain predicament...

[yotonystark]

Zoë stared at her dad’s boyfriend as he worked on something. She was never sure of this - millionaire. The arrogance annoyed her, but she had to give him a chance.

So she decided to watch how mechanical things were built.

@tell-tale-clairvoyant

*Tony made a face that wasn't in the usual zone..he wasn't fully in his building mode. But he still built his tech. He had something on his mind and he was building things to not think about it.

He also was talking to his AI as he worked on things*

-"Aaaand then I just...ran. can't believe it. Me,running..i have social skills of a teen"

Unfortunately. And I have to deal with your adolescent nature with certain things

RUDE JARVIS

I'm stating the truth

And you're stating too much!

*Tony gestures his hand as he spoke to Jarvis. This was the usual routine*

[tell-tale-clairvoyant]

“Do you always talk t’ dat robot?” Zoë questioned. It wasn’t meant to be harsh, but when you had real people around, why not talk to them?

“Ya barely talk t’ my family as it is.” She stood, tracing invisible lime along the wall. There was something he couldn't see, and it engulfed them.

[yotonystark]

BWOAH JESUS-

*His heart rate skyrocketed slightly as he whipped his head around to the sound of her voice. What's with people scaring a guy with heart issues?!*

HI??! ..

Who are you?! And what do you mean?

..And yes I do Jarvis is a companion that helps me with things..

[yotonystark]

Zoë stared at her dad’s boyfriend as he worked on something. She was never sure of this - millionaire. The arrogance annoyed her, but she had to give him a chance.

So she decided to watch how mechanical things were built.

@tell-tale-clairvoyant

*Tony made a face that wasn't in the usual zone..he wasn't fully in his building mode. But he still built his tech. He had something on his mind and he was building things to not think about it.

He also was talking to his AI as he worked on things*

-"Aaaand then I just...ran. can't believe it. Me,running..i have social skills of a teen"

Unfortunately. And I have to deal with your adolescent nature with certain things

RUDE JARVIS

I'm stating the truth

And you're stating too much!

*Tony gestures his hand as he spoke to Jarvis. This was the usual routine*