fbi agent: want to work for the fbi
me: ok but can i work in the xfiles department
fbi agent: there is no xfiles department
me: i gotcha
me: [winks]
fbi agent:

if i look back, i am lost
todays bird

bliss lane
Doug Jones

@theartofmadeline
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Fai_Ryy
Sweet Seals For You, Always
tumblr dot com
Cosimo Galluzzi
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣

ellievsbear
almost home

gracie abrams

blake kathryn
taylor price

oozey mess
Color Me Curious

seen from Türkiye

seen from Thailand

seen from Colombia
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United Arab Emirates
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from Brazil
seen from Peru
seen from United States

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seen from United States
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@youarejustassaneasiam
fbi agent: want to work for the fbi
me: ok but can i work in the xfiles department
fbi agent: there is no xfiles department
me: i gotcha
me: [winks]
fbi agent:
all was well.
Happy 37th Birthday to Harry James Potter! (31 July, 1980)
“There’s that word again. ‘Heavy.’ Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth’s gravitational pull?“
— Back to the Future (1985, dir. Robert Zemeckis)
luna lovegood: *breathes*
me: perfect. wonderful. amazing. did everyone see that? that was incredible.
Happy Twentieth to the Philosopher’s Stone
Raise your wand in honor of those we lost during the battle of Hogwarts 🖤 /✨
Battle of Hogwarts - May 2, 1998
Bu fotoğraf: Türkiye Cumhuriyeti'nin ilk ve tek lideri, kurucusu, Türk ordu subayı, gazi, mareşal, başöğretmen ve başkomutanımız, YÜCE MUSTAFA KEMAL ATATÜRK'ümüzün fotoğrafıdır.
JK Rowling: Suddenly, light started shining through the window!
J.R.R. Tolkien: The window, which hanged on the wall, softly letting its curtains dance around the room, suddenly brought a bright light into the house.
Douglass Adams: Quite unexpectedly, light shined through the window in the room, which was less surprising when you think about the fact that's what windows are for.
Lemony Snicket: Light shined through the window abruptly.
abruptly, usually means unexpected, or sudden. For instance, if your mother picked you up from school after telling you twice about doing that, it would not be abruptly. However, if someone were to tell you your house burned down and your parents were dead without telling you to sit down first, it would very much be called, abruptly.
#this is why they made you live under the stairs for 10 years.
If this is not the most romantic birthday wish, idk what else is