Peddling Trash

Fanfics & Shitposting ✨ Currently watching The Pacific, Currently playing Kingdom Come: Deliverance II ✨ All-time recurring: Baldur's Gate 3, Disco Elysium ✨

[trashpeddler]

Shameless Baldur's Gate 3 Smut Fiction Masterpost

One-shots:

Auntie Ethel's Special Treat

Auntie Ethel x Gender Non-Specific Reader.

You find a blackberry grove in the forest and get some mossy cunt.

Something Something Claw

Raphael x Gender Non-Specific Reader.

You wake up naked and restrained in the House of Hope and Raphael makes you beg.

Multi-Chapter:

Rough Trade

Rugan x Female Reader.

Fate seems to throw you together whenever he needs his ass saved. Not that you mind, what with it being so fine.

[calciumcryptid]

I feel like a lot of people get "All Art is Political" confused with "All Art is made with Political Intentions" which is not the same.

[nessiopeia]

You know I will actually

[chungledown-bimothy]

I fucking love when people give in-universe reasons for omegaverse shenanigans being a relatively new phenomenon and not just a fact of life. And this is probably my favorite out of all of them. Insane choice, and I want to kiss the author sloppy style about it.

As we all know, the Spanish Flu caused the omegaverse. Iconic.

[nattyjayna]

embarrassment has good bones

[lestatslestits]

[melodiesofmidnight]

does the phantom overture make anyone else feel like this

[wintersangelic]

"i asked chatgpt--" okay well i asked the angel of music and he said i was an insolent boy and a slave of fashion.

[strange-aeons]

[kawareo]

Tumblr is like our elderly dog and when she makes an especially scary cough we apparently think "oh god it's the big one"

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[trashpeddler]

people posting "who is he looking at like THAT" about their real person blorbos and its a gif of a tired man with a 1000 yd stare bring filmed in some official function

[luvwich]

gradient text maker

i made a tool for creating gradient text! it's similar to this great site, but with a few additional features:

extract a color palette from an image

paste a string of hex codes to load the colors

AO3 export mode (it's a bit of a pain in the ass but it works)

on neocities →

[eesttm]

S20E09

[pigeon-butch]

your muscles being pleasantly sore after exercise is such a nice incentive I can see why they patched that in. the forced regular logins to avoid losing progress however are a predatory practice and deserve nothing but scorn.

[carolxdanvers]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[red-mercer]

This really deserves to be one of those million note posts

[trigona-necrophaga]

my devoted but dangerously unstable knight will be hearing about this