You Are Not An Eggplant

The truth only sounds silly when you say it out loud.

[whitepeopletwitter]

Skill Unlocked: Sleeping Wrong (-50 HP)

[jabberding0]

Fascinating stuff

[mockva]

These bricks were developed by Spanish architects. They don’t need mortar and can easily lock together. Their flexibility also makes them more resistant to earthquakes.

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

Kevin still visits the grave.

[hrjrjj]

[great-and-small]

I witnessed this moment and was inspired to go home and tidy up my living space

[muzzlesbian]

these kinks are getting weirder and weirder what the fuck is “clickbait”

[daughter-of-sapph0]

oh you're such clickbait, aren't you? you wanna be a good little hyperlink for mommy

[meangirlnurse]

oh my god

[meangirlnurse]

[smallbabywerewolf]

[gbsketch]

Let me tell you the story of how we came to live here.

[evergreen-femme]

had to share this

[wizardshark]

In every way this is set up to be a joke like any other short video, it even uses the trope of main character in a wig to represent their mom, but it isn't funny at all. It's just sweet and nice

[prisonhannibal]

My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"

[breadcunt]

Fuck nasty and kill yourself inmediately after

[dagny-hashtaggart-deactivated20]

Salmon male grindset

[animentality]

[politijohn]

Source

[crazedporcupine]

A reminder that a universal basic income actually drastically improves the lives of everyone involved

[misericordiia]

yes, thanks for checking in

[grootficguy]

I saw this tweet:

and thought “ah okay, so like probably just some normal guy with a slight-to-moderate looking eccentricity about him” brother i

[cerastes]

How did Joe Rogan get Baron Ashura on his cast

[im-mender]

wait a second that's the fucker from decrease the increase

[koth-harvest-final]

[the-punforgiven]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

the P in HP stands for PISS

[intactics]

clone some of your own cells and revert them to stem cells in a petri dish because you're a wealthy man trying to cure your weird autoimmune disorder

to announce the project, tell everybody This

[anarchistmemedistro]

feel like the headlines are sleeping on “become my own blood boy”