[youaskandthelivechatanswers]

Welp time to shoot this thing out back with a shotgun

Okay so I know im not making any big last hurrah for this shitshow off a blog because it simply doesn't deserve allat

I made this blog last summer(not counting the og chat askblog. Eugh) and had. A Time With It. I had fun.

Unfortunately for any "fans" of this blog (why do you like this, fictional person i made up?) Ts is NOOOOT COMING BACK BRO IM SORRY

Even if chat shows up (as a character) in s3, I would much rather make a c!fail blog over a chat one

Ive had fun with you, chatty. Im just shit ass at roleplay.💔

ANYWAYS S3 C!FAIL BLOG WHENEVER THAT BLOND BITCH RETURNS WOO

[youaskandthelivechatanswers]

Chatty?

Huh?

You've been staring at your computer screen all morning, did something happen?

Oh our tumblr account got hacked so now we are grieving

...are you gonna try and get it back?

No

Why??

Nobody payed any attention to us, we dont really care

You never posted. Hell, you barely answered asks! There was nothing to pay attention to!

Yeah, we guess

Nothing can last forever, anyway. Life leads you places you never thought it could. So instead of holding on to things that are already gone, we should look at the possibilities of the future and what could come from it. Though having nostalgia for things is equally fair.

What?

Huh?

I- why did you- nevermind.

What did you even do to lose your account?

We wanted free robux

Oh yeah that makes se- and you entered your Tumblr information??

Yeah? What, were we supposed to enter our ROBLOX information???

IS THAT NOW HOW THOSE SCAMS USUALLY WORK???

Oh it wasn't a scam, we got the robux!

..????

They do now have all of your personal information

SON OF A-

[youaskandthelivechatanswers]

anything

Im not answering this in character mf thats not what I meant

[youaskandthelivechatanswers]

I want everyone to know as soon as c!fail appears in s3 this blog is getting nuked, if you wanna ask this little shit anything do it now

[rosetheocto]

HELLO MY WONDERFUL TUMBLR FOLLOWERS!! I have a small request for you all: RIG THE VOTES!! VOTE 5:00 EST!!!! I can watch the stream at any time, but my friends can’t cuz of their timezones, and we wanna miss as little of this stream as possible!!

Poll from Failboat

I'll be streaming Tomodachi Life on Wednesday the 15th. BUT. When should I start my stream?

[askthehoverbase]

GUYS.

bro says his blog is dead and then proceeds to use it to rig a vote 😭

Yeah, well, tbf it's coming back for a bit if Wincar joins the island anyways. And plus, people are still following for some reason soooo.....

hisssss (where am i)

Still have no confirmation on that. But I'd rather learn that when I'm not sleeping, so. Vote. I guess.

Yeah guys, Wincar needs to sleep in until the afternoon for some weird reason. C'mon, think of him and his messed up sleep schedule!

...

Do I also have to say something, or can I just-

screw it, maybe if I say the line people will vote more

That's- that's not-

BEAM ATTAC-

[youaskandthelivechatanswers]

Pwetty pweeeease go vote in this awesome poll by father

I didn't- wh- i-

Go vote in this poll I made, I guess..

[erica-not-a-clerica]

We found a baby possum outside can we keep it

-chat

AWWW. CHAT, THAT'S ADORABLE- WAIT. WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS???! AND WHERE THE HELL IS ITS MOTHER??

WE SHOULD PROBABLY TRY TO REUNITE THE BABY WITH ITS FAMILY, AS CUTE AS THIS POSSUM IS.

(NOT SURE WHAT I'LL DO IF IT DOESN'T HAVE ONE..)

[youaskandthelivechatanswers]

We would... but...

[erica-not-a-clerica]

DAMN IT. CHAT.. WHAT DID YOU DO THIS TIME.

[youaskandthelivechatanswers]

WE DIDNT DO ANYTHING!!! THE MOTHER WAS ROADKILL WHEN WE GOT THERE!!

[erica-not-a-clerica]

SHIT. AT LEAST YOU DIDN’T DO ANYTHING TREMENDOUSLY STUPID. BUT STILL, WHOEVER DID THAT SHOULD BE MORE CAREFUL ON THE ROAD NEXT TIME!!! UGH.

FUCKING HELL.. THIS BABY POSSUM IS AN OPRHAN! I DON’T THINK IT COULD SURVIVE ON IT’S OWN, NOT WITHOUT ITS MOTHER KEEPING IT SAFE.

SORRY FOR ASSUMING YOU DID A BAD THING, CHAT. FOR ONCE YOU ACTUALLY DID SOMETHING REALLY GOOD BY RESCUING IT.

..BUT WHO IS GONNA TAKE CARE OF IT NOW…? ITS STILL JUST A BABY, TOO..

[youaskandthelivechatanswers]

You know... we've always wanted a pet... can we keep it? Please please please!

We'll be very responsible, we prooooomise...

[erica-not-a-clerica]

I’M NOT SURE I CAN REALLY TRUST YOU WITH TAKING CARE OF A PET. SO MY ANSWER IS PROBABLY A NO.

YOU COULD ASK YOUR FATHER, BUT I DON’T KNOW IF HE’D LIKE THAT IDEA EITHER.

[youaskandthelivechatanswers]

We asked him, but he said no too... too bad.. we were gonna name him burnt rubber...

[erica-not-a-clerica]

I WONDER.. HAS YOUR FATHER EVER TAUGHT YOU HOW TO TAKE CARE OF OTHER ANIMALS, ANYWAYS? MINUS VOID OF COURSE. (KNOWING FAIL, I WOULD NOT BE SUPRISED IF HE FORGOT..)

I DID HAVE AN INKLING OF AN IDEA OF TEACHING YOU.. THAT OR I JUST TAKE THIS LITTLE GUY TO AN ANIMAL SHELTER. WHICH WOULD PROBABLY BE THE BETTER OPTION. WAIT, DO ANIMAL SHELTERS EVEN ACCEPT BABY POSSUMS? I ACTUALLY DON'T KNOW. DAMN IT. BUT WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING WITH THIS GUY, WE CAN'T JUST LEAVE HIM HERE ALONE!

ALSO WHY THE HELL DID YOU THINK OF NAMING HIM BURNT RUBBER????? CHAT. THAT'S A TERRIBLE NAME.

[youaskandthelivechatanswers]

Erica! You could teach us!!! Yeah, yeah!! You could teach us responsibity or whatever!!!

And burnt rubber is a beautiful name >:[

[erica-not-a-clerica]

BURNT RUBBER IS AN UGLY NAME. THE ONLY PERSON AROUND HERE WHO MIGHT LIKE IT OTHER THAN YOU WOULD BE CHI, PROBABLY.. AH. THAT REMINDED ME OF SOMETHING..

I HELPED TEACH CHI HOW TO TAKE CARE OF A PET LIZARD WHEN SHE WAS A KID. HER AND HER FRIENDS WOULD ALL TAKE TURNS CARING FOR IT. I KINDA MISS THAT STUPID THING. ANYWAYS- WHAT I WAS TRYING TO SAY IS THAT PERHAPS ME AND HER BOTH COULD TEACH YOU, MAYBE.. DOESN'T SOUND LIKE TOO BAD OF AN IDEA. I MIGHT CONSIDER THAT...

AND ARE WE SERIOUSLY CALLING HIM BURNT RUBBER? I STILL DON'T LIKE THE NAME.

[youaskandthelivechatanswers]

YESYESYES!!!! and we ARE going with burnt rubber. Its a beautiful name :>

[erica-not-a-clerica]

UGH. FINE. YOU CAN CALL HIM BURNT RUBBER. I'M STILL GOING TO HATE THE NAME THOUGH.

[youaskandthelivechatanswers]

YAAAAY!!! When are you gonna start teaching us?

[erica-not-a-clerica]

We found a baby possum outside can we keep it

-chat

AWWW. CHAT, THAT'S ADORABLE- WAIT. WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS???! AND WHERE THE HELL IS ITS MOTHER??

WE SHOULD PROBABLY TRY TO REUNITE THE BABY WITH ITS FAMILY, AS CUTE AS THIS POSSUM IS.

(NOT SURE WHAT I'LL DO IF IT DOESN'T HAVE ONE..)

[youaskandthelivechatanswers]

We would... but...

[erica-not-a-clerica]

DAMN IT. CHAT.. WHAT DID YOU DO THIS TIME.

[youaskandthelivechatanswers]

WE DIDNT DO ANYTHING!!! THE MOTHER WAS ROADKILL WHEN WE GOT THERE!!

[erica-not-a-clerica]

SHIT. AT LEAST YOU DIDN’T DO ANYTHING TREMENDOUSLY STUPID. BUT STILL, WHOEVER DID THAT SHOULD BE MORE CAREFUL ON THE ROAD NEXT TIME!!! UGH.

FUCKING HELL.. THIS BABY POSSUM IS AN OPRHAN! I DON’T THINK IT COULD SURVIVE ON IT’S OWN, NOT WITHOUT ITS MOTHER KEEPING IT SAFE.

SORRY FOR ASSUMING YOU DID A BAD THING, CHAT. FOR ONCE YOU ACTUALLY DID SOMETHING REALLY GOOD BY RESCUING IT.

..BUT WHO IS GONNA TAKE CARE OF IT NOW…? ITS STILL JUST A BABY, TOO..

[youaskandthelivechatanswers]

You know... we've always wanted a pet... can we keep it? Please please please!

We'll be very responsible, we prooooomise...

[erica-not-a-clerica]

I’M NOT SURE I CAN REALLY TRUST YOU WITH TAKING CARE OF A PET. SO MY ANSWER IS PROBABLY A NO.

YOU COULD ASK YOUR FATHER, BUT I DON’T KNOW IF HE’D LIKE THAT IDEA EITHER.

[youaskandthelivechatanswers]

We asked him, but he said no too... too bad.. we were gonna name him burnt rubber...

[erica-not-a-clerica]

I WONDER.. HAS YOUR FATHER EVER TAUGHT YOU HOW TO TAKE CARE OF OTHER ANIMALS, ANYWAYS? MINUS VOID OF COURSE. (KNOWING FAIL, I WOULD NOT BE SUPRISED IF HE FORGOT..)

I DID HAVE AN INKLING OF AN IDEA OF TEACHING YOU.. THAT OR I JUST TAKE THIS LITTLE GUY TO AN ANIMAL SHELTER. WHICH WOULD PROBABLY BE THE BETTER OPTION. WAIT, DO ANIMAL SHELTERS EVEN ACCEPT BABY POSSUMS? I ACTUALLY DON'T KNOW. DAMN IT. BUT WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING WITH THIS GUY, WE CAN'T JUST LEAVE HIM HERE ALONE!

ALSO WHY THE HELL DID YOU THINK OF NAMING HIM BURNT RUBBER????? CHAT. THAT'S A TERRIBLE NAME.

[youaskandthelivechatanswers]

Erica! You could teach us!!! Yeah, yeah!! You could teach us responsibity or whatever!!!

And burnt rubber is a beautiful name >:[

[erica-not-a-clerica]

BURNT RUBBER IS AN UGLY NAME. THE ONLY PERSON AROUND HERE WHO MIGHT LIKE IT OTHER THAN YOU WOULD BE CHI, PROBABLY.. AH. THAT REMINDED ME OF SOMETHING..

I HELPED TEACH CHI HOW TO TAKE CARE OF A PET LIZARD WHEN SHE WAS A KID. HER AND HER FRIENDS WOULD ALL TAKE TURNS CARING FOR IT. I KINDA MISS THAT STUPID THING. ANYWAYS- WHAT I WAS TRYING TO SAY IS THAT PERHAPS ME AND HER BOTH COULD TEACH YOU, MAYBE.. DOESN'T SOUND LIKE TOO BAD OF AN IDEA. I MIGHT CONSIDER THAT...

AND ARE WE SERIOUSLY CALLING HIM BURNT RUBBER? I STILL DON'T LIKE THE NAME.

[youaskandthelivechatanswers]

YESYESYES!!!! and we ARE going with burnt rubber. Its a beautiful name :>

[erica-not-a-clerica]

We found a baby possum outside can we keep it

-chat

AWWW. CHAT, THAT'S ADORABLE- WAIT. WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS???! AND WHERE THE HELL IS ITS MOTHER??

WE SHOULD PROBABLY TRY TO REUNITE THE BABY WITH ITS FAMILY, AS CUTE AS THIS POSSUM IS.

(NOT SURE WHAT I'LL DO IF IT DOESN'T HAVE ONE..)

[youaskandthelivechatanswers]

We would... but...

[erica-not-a-clerica]

DAMN IT. CHAT.. WHAT DID YOU DO THIS TIME.

[youaskandthelivechatanswers]

WE DIDNT DO ANYTHING!!! THE MOTHER WAS ROADKILL WHEN WE GOT THERE!!

[erica-not-a-clerica]

SHIT. AT LEAST YOU DIDN’T DO ANYTHING TREMENDOUSLY STUPID. BUT STILL, WHOEVER DID THAT SHOULD BE MORE CAREFUL ON THE ROAD NEXT TIME!!! UGH.

FUCKING HELL.. THIS BABY POSSUM IS AN OPRHAN! I DON’T THINK IT COULD SURVIVE ON IT’S OWN, NOT WITHOUT ITS MOTHER KEEPING IT SAFE.

SORRY FOR ASSUMING YOU DID A BAD THING, CHAT. FOR ONCE YOU ACTUALLY DID SOMETHING REALLY GOOD BY RESCUING IT.

..BUT WHO IS GONNA TAKE CARE OF IT NOW…? ITS STILL JUST A BABY, TOO..

[youaskandthelivechatanswers]

You know... we've always wanted a pet... can we keep it? Please please please!

We'll be very responsible, we prooooomise...

[erica-not-a-clerica]

I’M NOT SURE I CAN REALLY TRUST YOU WITH TAKING CARE OF A PET. SO MY ANSWER IS PROBABLY A NO.

YOU COULD ASK YOUR FATHER, BUT I DON’T KNOW IF HE’D LIKE THAT IDEA EITHER.

[youaskandthelivechatanswers]

We asked him, but he said no too... too bad.. we were gonna name him burnt rubber...

[erica-not-a-clerica]

I WONDER.. HAS YOUR FATHER EVER TAUGHT YOU HOW TO TAKE CARE OF OTHER ANIMALS, ANYWAYS? MINUS VOID OF COURSE. (KNOWING FAIL, I WOULD NOT BE SUPRISED IF HE FORGOT..)

I DID HAVE AN INKLING OF AN IDEA OF TEACHING YOU.. THAT OR I JUST TAKE THIS LITTLE GUY TO AN ANIMAL SHELTER. WHICH WOULD PROBABLY BE THE BETTER OPTION. WAIT, DO ANIMAL SHELTERS EVEN ACCEPT BABY POSSUMS? I ACTUALLY DON'T KNOW. DAMN IT. BUT WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING WITH THIS GUY, WE CAN'T JUST LEAVE HIM HERE ALONE!

ALSO WHY THE HELL DID YOU THINK OF NAMING HIM BURNT RUBBER????? CHAT. THAT'S A TERRIBLE NAME.

[youaskandthelivechatanswers]

Erica! You could teach us!!! Yeah, yeah!! You could teach us responsibity or whatever!!!

And burnt rubber is a beautiful name >:[

[erica-not-a-clerica]

We found a baby possum outside can we keep it

-chat

AWWW. CHAT, THAT'S ADORABLE- WAIT. WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS???! AND WHERE THE HELL IS ITS MOTHER??

WE SHOULD PROBABLY TRY TO REUNITE THE BABY WITH ITS FAMILY, AS CUTE AS THIS POSSUM IS.

(NOT SURE WHAT I'LL DO IF IT DOESN'T HAVE ONE..)

[youaskandthelivechatanswers]

We would... but...

[erica-not-a-clerica]

DAMN IT. CHAT.. WHAT DID YOU DO THIS TIME.

[youaskandthelivechatanswers]

WE DIDNT DO ANYTHING!!! THE MOTHER WAS ROADKILL WHEN WE GOT THERE!!

[erica-not-a-clerica]

SHIT. AT LEAST YOU DIDN’T DO ANYTHING TREMENDOUSLY STUPID. BUT STILL, WHOEVER DID THAT SHOULD BE MORE CAREFUL ON THE ROAD NEXT TIME!!! UGH.

FUCKING HELL.. THIS BABY POSSUM IS AN OPRHAN! I DON’T THINK IT COULD SURVIVE ON IT’S OWN, NOT WITHOUT ITS MOTHER KEEPING IT SAFE.

SORRY FOR ASSUMING YOU DID A BAD THING, CHAT. FOR ONCE YOU ACTUALLY DID SOMETHING REALLY GOOD BY RESCUING IT.

..BUT WHO IS GONNA TAKE CARE OF IT NOW…? ITS STILL JUST A BABY, TOO..

[youaskandthelivechatanswers]

You know... we've always wanted a pet... can we keep it? Please please please!

We'll be very responsible, we prooooomise...

[erica-not-a-clerica]

I’M NOT SURE I CAN REALLY TRUST YOU WITH TAKING CARE OF A PET. SO MY ANSWER IS PROBABLY A NO.

YOU COULD ASK YOUR FATHER, BUT I DON’T KNOW IF HE’D LIKE THAT IDEA EITHER.

[youaskandthelivechatanswers]

We asked him, but he said no too... too bad.. we were gonna name him burnt rubber...

[erica-not-a-clerica]

We found a baby possum outside can we keep it

-chat

AWWW. CHAT, THAT'S ADORABLE- WAIT. WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS???! AND WHERE THE HELL IS ITS MOTHER??

WE SHOULD PROBABLY TRY TO REUNITE THE BABY WITH ITS FAMILY, AS CUTE AS THIS POSSUM IS.

(NOT SURE WHAT I'LL DO IF IT DOESN'T HAVE ONE..)

[youaskandthelivechatanswers]

We would... but...

[erica-not-a-clerica]

DAMN IT. CHAT.. WHAT DID YOU DO THIS TIME.

[youaskandthelivechatanswers]

WE DIDNT DO ANYTHING!!! THE MOTHER WAS ROADKILL WHEN WE GOT THERE!!

[erica-not-a-clerica]

SHIT. AT LEAST YOU DIDN’T DO ANYTHING TREMENDOUSLY STUPID. BUT STILL, WHOEVER DID THAT SHOULD BE MORE CAREFUL ON THE ROAD NEXT TIME!!! UGH.

FUCKING HELL.. THIS BABY POSSUM IS AN OPRHAN! I DON’T THINK IT COULD SURVIVE ON IT’S OWN, NOT WITHOUT ITS MOTHER KEEPING IT SAFE.

SORRY FOR ASSUMING YOU DID A BAD THING, CHAT. FOR ONCE YOU ACTUALLY DID SOMETHING REALLY GOOD BY RESCUING IT.

..BUT WHO IS GONNA TAKE CARE OF IT NOW…? ITS STILL JUST A BABY, TOO..

[youaskandthelivechatanswers]

You know... we've always wanted a pet... can we keep it? Please please please!

We'll be very responsible, we prooooomise...

[erica-not-a-clerica]

We found a baby possum outside can we keep it

-chat

AWWW. CHAT, THAT'S ADORABLE- WAIT. WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS???! AND WHERE THE HELL IS ITS MOTHER??

WE SHOULD PROBABLY TRY TO REUNITE THE BABY WITH ITS FAMILY, AS CUTE AS THIS POSSUM IS.

(NOT SURE WHAT I'LL DO IF IT DOESN'T HAVE ONE..)

[youaskandthelivechatanswers]

We would... but...

[erica-not-a-clerica]

DAMN IT. CHAT.. WHAT DID YOU DO THIS TIME.

[youaskandthelivechatanswers]

WE DIDNT DO ANYTHING!!! THE MOTHER WAS ROADKILL WHEN WE GOT THERE!!

[erica-not-a-clerica]

We found a baby possum outside can we keep it

-chat

AWWW. CHAT, THAT'S ADORABLE- WAIT. WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS???! AND WHERE THE HELL IS ITS MOTHER??

WE SHOULD PROBABLY TRY TO REUNITE THE BABY WITH ITS FAMILY, AS CUTE AS THIS POSSUM IS.

(NOT SURE WHAT I'LL DO IF IT DOESN'T HAVE ONE..)

[youaskandthelivechatanswers]

We would... but...

[erica-not-a-clerica]

Hehe Erica why are you squeezing balls so hard

-chat

CHAT!!!! THAT’S NOT FUNNY!

[youaskandthelivechatanswers]

But it IS though if it wasn't funny we wouldn't have said it

Ball squisher

[erica-not-a-clerica]

WELL I’M NOT AMUSED IN THE FUCKING SLIGHTEST!!!

[youaskandthelivechatanswers]

Thats because you have the humor of a wet brick

[erica-not-a-clerica]

A WET BRICK???!!

YOU COULD’VE USED ANY OTHER METAPHOR AND YOU USED THAT??? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT?!

[youaskandthelivechatanswers]

Actually no, you have the humor of a middle aged woman who uses facebook

Yeah

Thats fire

[erica-not-a-clerica]

EXECUSE ME???? NOW THAT'S JUST INSULTING!! I'M NOT THAT OLD! SECOND OF ALL, WHAT THE HELL IS A FACEBOOK??

ALSO WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT IMAGE HAVE TO HOLD WITH ANYTHING.

[youaskandthelivechatanswers]

Bro doesnt know what facebook is💀

[erica-not-a-clerica]

Hehe Erica why are you squeezing balls so hard

-chat

CHAT!!!! THAT’S NOT FUNNY!

[youaskandthelivechatanswers]

But it IS though if it wasn't funny we wouldn't have said it

Ball squisher

[erica-not-a-clerica]

WELL I’M NOT AMUSED IN THE FUCKING SLIGHTEST!!!

[youaskandthelivechatanswers]

Thats because you have the humor of a wet brick

[erica-not-a-clerica]

A WET BRICK???!!

YOU COULD’VE USED ANY OTHER METAPHOR AND YOU USED THAT??? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT?!

[youaskandthelivechatanswers]

Actually no, you have the humor of a middle aged woman who uses facebook

Yeah

Thats fire

[erica-not-a-clerica]

Hehe Erica why are you squeezing balls so hard

-chat

CHAT!!!! THAT’S NOT FUNNY!

[youaskandthelivechatanswers]

But it IS though if it wasn't funny we wouldn't have said it

Ball squisher

[erica-not-a-clerica]

WELL I’M NOT AMUSED IN THE FUCKING SLIGHTEST!!!

[youaskandthelivechatanswers]

Thats because you have the humor of a wet brick

[youaskandthelivechatanswers]

(Accident)

[erica-not-a-clerica]

erica can you cure my ligma

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??? NO! I’M NOT A HEALER ANYMORE ANYWAYS!!

[your-best-lumpmare]

[erica-not-a-clerica]

I FUCKING HATE YOU ALL!!!!

[youaskandthelivechatanswers]

We think she'd just squish them instead, be careful