No One Likes Free Stuff More Than Rich People

She/her~(mostly reblogging) memes, Throne of Glass series, Tv shows, Marvel, truths, ( if you have nothing nice to say don’t say anything)

[youbestbelieveipunchkeanureeves]

What if my purpose in life is to TikTok max

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AI doing gods work

[youbestbelieveipunchkeanureeves]

Guess who’s roommate and best friend is in love with the guy I used to have a thing with that I lowkey still care about who is also our mutual friend who she called out when he was being super shitty to me !!!!!!!!

[youbestbelieveipunchkeanureeves]

Tell me why my whole life all I’ve wanted it for the waist on my jeans to fit my waist and now they do and I feel like a fat fucking whale

[youbestbelieveipunchkeanureeves]

Why do I feel like a naked mole rate every time I shower

[chronicillnesshumor-deactivated]

My stomach tries to kill me if I eat foods that have food in them.

[youbestbelieveipunchkeanureeves]

You know you’re screwed when you’re ok with the idea of giving a guy a blowjob, like ew that’s the ickiest thing ever, but for him…

[youbestbelieveipunchkeanureeves]

Being kinda uggs is lowkey tragic

[youbestbelieveipunchkeanureeves]

You know when you should be dead but you aren’t

[thememedaddy]

[ph-cutie]

sheepish is a really funny word. fuck im so nervous (turns into this)

[thememedaddy]

[isabelopaque]

And don't forget to stay up til 3 am every night doing nothing productive for no reason every day for a month

[kosmogrl]

and please remember to stay up late because that’s free time

[whimsifae]

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

[miss-nerd-alert]

[wellmanneredthief]

@thebreakfastgenie

[frawgs]

life actually gets better when you leave the house consistently btw like im serious

[frawgs]

wish i never made this post all of you are miserable and stupid

[voltaspistol]

[youbestbelieveipunchkeanureeves]

I am small creature but no one wants me in their bed :(