Dont Psychoanalyze Me

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[theseavoices]

‘honk honk’ 

(I know that’s ^ not quiiiite how he asks him… just pretend)

for the @hannibalcreative  Release The Crackin :D There is a true story behind this unfortunately :O

[youcalledus-murderhusbands]

Imagine Hannibal asking Will what he thinks they are. Post-fall. While cleaning each other’s wounds.

“We can’t limit what we are to just one word. We are conquerors,” Everyone around them, some metaphorically and some literally, died and they are now left alone to rule the world. “One can’t exist without the other. Together we feel immortal, gods, even. The word couple feels too... Simple.”

[youcalledus-murderhusbands]

Hannibal: What’s in your mind, dear Will?

Will: I need you to need me as much as I need you.

Hannibal: I need you more than anything else in this world. You are my oxygen, I cannot survive without you.

[youcalledus-murderhusbands]

Hannibal: *kills someone as a welcome gift to their new home*

Will: *has no idea*

Hannibal: How’s the food, Will?:)

Will: It’s really good, thank you.

Hannibal: How do you like the meat?

Will:

Will: You didn’t. Already??

[youcalledus-murderhusbands]

Hannibal: Guess who I'm eating tonight.

Will: You asshole, I knew you that you are cheating on me.

Hannibal: I... Was talking about the food.

Will: Oh-

Hannibal: You think I'm cheating on you??

Will: ...No

[youcalledus-murderhusbands]

Hannibal: Let me clean your wound, Will.

Will: Okay. Wait what are y-

Hannibal: *licks the blood around it before planting kisses on it*

Will: *cheeks heating up*

[youcalledus-murderhusbands]

Post Fall

Hannibal: Any ideas for names, dear?

Will: I’ll go by Cain.

Hannibal: I will go by Abel then.

*sometime in the future*

Someone: Weren’t they brothers?

Will: Well, we are not.

Hannibal: We are all children of God.

Will: *eye roll*

—

Tagging this amazing person, since this was created in our roleplay @nxthingiseverenough

[rocktheholygrail]

Hannibal 2x11 - “Ko No Mono”

[youcalledus-murderhusbands]

THIS IS SO SWEET WHAT

[ocdnatural-deactivated20220809]

he really said this and then got married

[youcalledus-murderhusbands]

Will: Oh yeah, my future is after you

Hannibal: Is this some kind of a proposal?

Will: Maybe...

Hannibal: Will, I lo-

Will: Jeez, not to you

[youcalledus-murderhusbands]

Post Fall

Hannibal: Any ideas for names, dear?

Will: I’ll go by Cain.

Hannibal: I will go by Abel then.

*sometime in the future*

Someone: Weren’t they brothers?

Will: Well, we are not.

Hannibal: We are all children of God.

Will: *eye roll*

—

Tagging this amazing person, since this was created in our roleplay @nxthingiseverenough

[youcalledus-murderhusbands]

Me: *is stressed and sad*

Also me: *puts on Hannibal crack and laughs at people dying*

[jamiedornaniseverything]

[themostineptthateverstepped]

There is something very revealing about this scene (to me, at least)

You see, once you move past the coy “wink wink” of the implied choice of meat on Hannibal’s plate, you see a very immaculate man cooking an immaculate meal which he then consumes at a very large and empty table.

At first it seems as though they are implying loneliness. All of that effort and no one to witness or appreciate it. But then he smiles to himself, looking utterly pleased, an expression made solely because he feels it, and it becomes clear that this is not a lonely man. Alone, but not lonely. And that makes those scenes were Will Graham misses his appointment all the more striking, because in that moment he is not content to be alone, he finally found someone better than solitude.

This is Hannibal before he met the love of his life, essentially.

[youcalledus-murderhusbands]

*after the fall*

Hannibal: I love you, Will.

Will: You love me?

Hannibal: And only you.

[youcalledus-murderhusbands]

Will: I am starving.

Hannibal: *looks at the man lying on the ground*

Hannibal: Be patient, Will.

Will: What?

Hannibal: It will take a while for him to be ready.

Will: No, that’s not I meant-

Hannibal: *is already cutting him open*

[youcalledus-murderhusbands]

Will: *is covered in blood, red dripping from his forehead, curls messy*

Hannibal: You are a work of art.

[dorian-they-ao3]

[youcalledus-murderhusbands]

Will: *gets undressed to change*

Hannibal: *stares while smiling*

Will: What?

Hannibal: The scars look so good on you.

Will: Shut up.