babe, you've got a face like thunder

Did you really think you could call up the devil and then ask him to behave?

[katspierce]

[dranoparty]

[magna-mater-deactivated20191006]

what is this a fucking contest

[seinfeldia]

[tarbor]

I hate it when I’m really nice …. And then people are just not that nice ? The audacity

[dragonboy400]

the breakfast club isnt even about breakfast 

[goawaythisblogisinactive-blog]

you could have at least said spoiler alert

[cerota]

[youdontpullmystrings-blog]

what she says: I'm fine

what she means: What the fuck kind of custody arrangement does The Parent Trap family have? Whose idea was it to take one kid each and never speak to each other again? Never even tell the daughter they're raising that they're a twin? Nobody hates their ex-spouse that much, and if you do you definitely don't want that person raising one of your kids. Why are the extended family and friends going along with this? Were they sworn to secrecy? Why? How did they choose who would take which twin? Did they both just have a clear favorite? How do you not eat yourself alive with guilt over a decision like that? Why did they make it in the first place? Did a judge make the decision? Who the fuck was THAT guy? Either the family in The Parent Trap have some incredibly dark secrets that weren't explored in the movies (original or remake) or they're the worst "good" parents in fictional family history.

[dailyshameless]

[snapgif]

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

[deerboywonder]

who else has completely detached from reality and is sitting in numbness and white noise

[sappling]

[amusementforme]

waking up on November 9th like: 

[babyangel-jpg]

[micdotcom]

Donald Trump’s aides have finally taken away his Twitter privileges

On Sunday, the New York Times published a detailed report on the final days of the Trump campaign. Trump is allegedly quite freaked out about Clinton’s lead and is struggling to reconcile his jangly nerves with his “bottomless need for attention.“ And so his aides “have finally wrestled away” Trump’s Twitter account, apparently acknowledging that his anxiety could translate to some pretty bad tweets. The last tweet reportedly from Trump himself went out on Nov. 3.

[micdotcom]

Update: President Obama reacted to this news — and made a really good point.

The Trump campaign is slouching through a surprise-ridden final stretch.

[healysex]

// and i swear theres a ghost on this island //

[teary-eyes-and-smiles-deactivat]