normalbob. mcgucketpants

taz/rin ◇ he/they/she

[tazmiilly]

[tazmiilly]

yeah that's the solution

[tazmiilly]

me at the end of everyday: okay well I didnt socialize today, I will try tomorrow. surely I will talk tomorrow☝️

[nortsmedley]

me when I wake up at six am for my five hour shift and my boss begs me to stay for nine hours instead

[tazmiilly]

pool dad about to jump in and create a devastating splash

[tazmiilly]

suitable friday offering

[tazmiilly]

sorry anon I'm way too much of a paranoid delusional freak to be responding to asks like that

[gin-juice-tonic]

shrimp tier list

S Tier: none

A Tier: any shrimp that didn't feel gross to eat

B Tier: shrimp that had ice on it

C Tier: mushy shrimps

D Tier: shrimps with the poop vein still in them

F Tier: shrimp I dropped

[fiddleford-gacket]

i used the last of my supplies to augmengt my apprentice plseae donate more money to me so we can complete the scicence www.gofundme.com/notenoughforks

[fiddleford-gacket]

wait im a millionaire

[fiddleford-gacket]

how to go over 99 0n ikea

[ask-eugene-h-krabs]

This here is me homunculus flesh puppet that me soul will transfer to in the event of me death. It’s got no soul insider it right now, so we keep it in a constant state a euphoria ter keep it from massacrin’ me customers.

[greelin]

who else up & bisexual⁉️⁉️⁉️ And very afraid

[tropiyas]

[achillesinhighheels]

This year felt like being awake during surgery

[meatfag]

niko trapped in a circle of hate

[blinkees]

breaking bad episode 1 as a stamp. have fun

[bluesturngold]

we gotta go back in time and save disco

[iplaycomputer]

nature is beautiful