i’ll love you if i never see you again

and i’ll love you if i see you every Tuesday I’m mike/babette im 24 and I like to self ship please read my rules 😚main: overlyexcited-mike Icon by: itssillyillustrates F/o list: https://youeitherselfshiporudie.tumblr.com/fos

[youeitherselfshiporudie]

fo list

au list

the dc sona powerpoint (out of date in need of remaking)

sharing f/os is fine by me!

Lmao any pronouns he/she/they

don’t follow me if u age up ur fos christ almighty

might post gore from time to time it’s gonna be tagged as gore tw and any other things, but it’ll always end with ‘tw’

like this post if u see it!! and feel free to tell me if u want any content of a certain fo to have a special tag so u can blacklist it!

my art tag (all of it is okay to reblog!)

my fanfic tag (okay to reblog unless it’s a wip)

block the tag mike thots if you don’t want to see a bunch little gush posts all at once, i get that typea stuff clogs up the dash

[pipshinwhatever]

logging onto tumblr like heyyy i'm thinking about the same character i've spent the past few weeks thinking about. no change here. just wanted to let yall know

[youeitherselfshiporudie]

The fuckin official fable twitter has a post abt Dave and not only is the text this

But they also include some new pictures of him …

Under the cut in case anyone cares abt spoilers I guess but again it IS on the official twitter so… anyways

More normal sized Dave he looks so sillay here hehe but also

THEY KILLT HIM!!!!

[youeitherselfshiporudie]

Picture dump of the new fo…. With commentary from meeeee

His smile makes me smile hehe cause he’s got a tooth gap like me!!!

This reveal is sooooo fuckin hdddggggghhhhhggsssgsggsgsgs 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 god I wish that was me

hehehehehe omg omgggg dhdhdhdhdhdhdh I’ve seen this video a billion times but I’m still frothing at the mouth abt this shit

This too cause HOLLY FUCKIFND DHSHDHFUCKKKKKK anyways that’s all we really have for now

Bonus normal sized Dave,,,,, just cause :)

[youeitherselfshiporudie]

Fucking…. Fo posting under the cut

Ok so idk if any one even knows what I’m talking about but I’m all abuzz abt the new fable game ofc ofc because it looks fun and I want to play and learn abt the story and all that good stuff but ALSO THERE WAS A GAMEPLAY TRAILER THING that shows off a character named fuckin,,,, Dave and I’m actually obsessed with him can u imagine being obsessed with a guy named DAVE for fucks sake anyways here’s the link for anyone interested come back here when ur done and IGNORE THE COMMENTS unfortunately this Is one of those games rotten fuckin shitheads are jumping on because the girl mc they use for promo and trailer stuff has *checks notes* hair

Anyways FUCKIN Dave,,,, according to interview hype stuff he is a jerk who sees himself as the smartest person in the room constantly and he’s all abt making big fruit and vegetables… but then I guess he turns himself into a giant by accident? And not to be horny on main but HHHHHOOOOLLLY FFFFFUUUXUCKING. SHDHFKFBAJFKDICHSBDHEUD

anyways anyways fucking idk abt my self insert im torn between making her a bard or some kind of traveling sales person with a big funny pack like beedle in LOZ

But I know I want them to have known each other when they were kids!!! Idk why I saw him and knew my si would have to be his childhood friend!!

Nerd boy and whimsy girl who keeps him safe from bullies and wants to play pirates with him meanwhile all he wants to do is read,,,, but MAYBE pirates sounds fun,,,, I guesss

Ofc they drifted apart some how (she wanted to see the world and he’s a person who’s really stuck in his ways and is very rooted and stagnant… kinda like some kind of vegetable or fruit perhaps….) anyways they only meet up again either after or right before he turns himself into a giant,,, idk which concept is more fun to me idk gimme feedback if anyone cares and ofc this is all subject to change once we know more or once the game comes out ofc ofc im just speculating based on like a paragraph, a video, and my own stupid thoughts lmao

[youeitherselfshiporudie]

Fuck how do I make content for a character from a game that isn’t even out yet

I’ve been going through every available trailer and trying to see if he’s there and every time I’m like *spongebob pointing* LOOK GARY THERE HE IS!!!!

Maybe I’ll make a post of all my thots on him soon idk I’m a little embarrassed maybe perhaps if someone sent me an ask saying I should,,,,

[estrellasuerte]

hi gay! happy pryde m'nth. im a disabled nb lesbian running low on groceries and only have $15 on my SNAP card until next month :( </3 still applying for jobs and getting ghosted or rejected. anything helps love u pp: [email protected] $spoiledmilkandhoney v: thnksfrthvnm

[estrellasuerte]

hahaha awesome

[estrellasuerte]

Please help

[candyheartedchy]

Wanted to make something cute 💗

[youeitherselfshiporudie]

It should be ME IN THIS SCENE and NOT JACK’S STUPID ASS RAHHHH

[youeitherselfshiporudie]

God I wish that was me… the guy outside the mirror not inside

[youeitherselfshiporudie]

Sobs my little eyes out abt this fuckin asshole

[youeitherselfshiporudie]

I don’t remember if I posted this already so here is this video again pls god reblog it I spent so long making it wahhhh

[youeitherselfshiporudie]

Gets a new fo

Immediately makes a self insert that is their absolute opposite

[youeitherselfshiporudie]

I don’t remember if I posted this already so here is this video again pls god reblog it I spent so long making it wahhhh

[imaginary-selfships]

Hi, dreaming selfshippers! If you have seen this app, please do not download it if you're going to do selfshipping.

The reason for this is because it has stolen templates from other creators, as well as adding ai features and has a paywall too.

Here's some proof

For those who wanted to download it, please don't and support the real creators!

divider credits: @sisterlucifergraphics

[youeitherselfshiporudie]

What do you MEAN I fo someone from a cartoon with only six episodes… and it’s exclusive to the stupid Apple TV streaming service? Oh we’re not getting more of him FUCK

[markerofthemidnight]

you 🫵. make a self-indulgent au now