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Hi Iove I wanted to read filthy rich chapter 2 and it says the url isn’t working. Could you maybe take a look at it if it isn’t a trouble? No rushing tho take yoour time darling. Love you 💕

Hi Dear! Let me try and sort this for you & reblog chapter two, not sure what’s wrong with it but it’s hopefully a little glitch!

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Custom Malfoy Moodboard : Hanna Requested by: slytherimaginxs

Aesthetic; Head Girl // Potions Enthusiast // Admirer of Astronomy // Virgo // Patronus : Horse // Slytherin House with according character qualities // Fierce

Ambient aid; ‘Comptine D'Un Autré Ete’ - Amelie ‘Silence’ - Lucia 'Matilda’ - Alt J 'I’m God’ - Clams Casino

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Dug up the old memory book and found the Quidditch 1997 Roster.

*SL: Starting Line Up* *BTN: Benched til needed*

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Graham ‘Get Money’ Montague - SL Chaser Adrian ‘Pervy Fingers’ Pucey - SL Chaser Vaisey ‘The Child’ Chapman - BTN Chaser Cassius ‘YOU WOT’ Warrington - SL Beater

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Lucian ‘Biscuits’ Bole - BTN Beater Peregrine ‘Proudcock’ Derrick - BTN Beater Vincent ‘Cheers to Mates’ Crabbe - SL Beater Teddy ‘Any day now’ Nasdack - Opponent Instigator

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Gregory ‘Goes Bang!’ Goyle - BTN Beater Magnus ‘Atta Boy’ Urquhart- BTN Chaser Draco ‘Daddy Issues’ Malfoy - Seeker & Captain William ‘The Wild Card’ Kennington - BTN Chaser

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Atticus ‘Good For Galleons’ Latt - Bet Debt Collector Raife ‘Roll Another’ Rooney - Moral Support Miles ‘The Beatdown’ Bletchley - SL Keeper Marcus ‘Fancy A Pint’ Flint - SL Chaser

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Harper ‘Shady Snake’ Hastings - BTN Seeker Blaise ‘The Water Witch’ Zabini - Water Boy Iggy ‘Up to Something’ Eisenhower - Team Journalist Carmichael ‘Cold hands’ Quiggley - Broom Groomer

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Harry Potter titles according to Draco Malfoy

Credits to both myself & ashleydangerr on this one. follow for more x please don’t delete the source bby x

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Completely unrelated to the amazing stuff you've posted and released, but do you think the Wizarding World has a/many religion? Just lookin' for your opinion :)

Hello dear,

This is a really interesting question and requires a relatively lengthy answer so forgive me.

J.K Rowling revealed in 2007 that Christianity was one of the key inspirations for Harry Potter, at least as it pertains to her personal relationship and inner-conflict surrounding faith. We see evidence of Christianity in subtle hints throughout the series;

- Harry having the opportunity to go ‘beyond’ when he’s in limbo at Kings Cross.

- The religious inscriptions (passages from the Bible) on his parents gravestones.

- The recurring themes of the possibility of life after death, resurrection, morality (or lack thereof) in the name of higher powers, and even in simple things like the fact that they celebrate holidays such as Christmas.

I think an overlooked point worthy of mention as well, is that Merlin - who both in and out of the Wizarding World is regarded as one of the greatest Wizards of all time - was inspired by Saint Bede (or Beda), who’s a prominent Saint in Catholicism. Thus, it would make sense that if Merlin was praised and worshipped in the Wizarding community, God and Jesus and the belief in Christianity exists in their world in much the same way it does in ours. The Bible passages on the tombs only further aids that idea.

THAT SAID, I don’t think Catholicism is the only religion present in their world;

- At the Yule Ball we know that the Patil sisters wore Saris and Cholis, which implies that Hinduism exists in the universe.

- The name ‘Yule Ball’ itself could also imply that Wicca/Paganism exist in their reality, which would make sense because duh - witches. Yule, the Winter Solstice, is how they celebrate the season and togetherness/unity is of the utmost importance which would also make the dance with the visiting schools symbolic of such. It’s also headcanon that Luna Lovegood is a garden witch (read into what that is and you’ll understand) and that Trelawney is of similar magical practice, too.

- Kingsley Shacklebolt appears to wear some form of a Kufi on his head, which would imply that he is of the Muslim faith, thus making that a religion known to witches and wizards as well.

WITH ALL THAT IN MIND; when taking into account that the Webster definition of Religion is ‘the belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power, especially a personal God or Gods’ then we can acknowledge that the Death Eater’s are a members of a religion all their own, in sorts. Voldemort being their ‘Lord’ and purity being the predominant foundation of their beliefs. All throughout history many different religions have resorted to murder, suicide, criminal acts and other unsavory (seemingly militant) tactics as a means to convey their message, meet their means or eliminate what they pose as a threat to their sect. Sacrificial acts, selfless service, and all that jazz is very common theme amongst religions of all kinds, often justified by the prophets, scriptures and expectations they adhere to.

SO -

Yes, I think religion exists in the Wizarding World, and manifests in many forms.

Side note : ** Most of the “known” religions in the series are against homosexuality which to me is headcanon for why Dumbledore wasn’t out about his confirmed sexuality - often those in positions of power keep their sexual orientation private in efforts to avoid any bias, backlash and bullshit.

Sorry for the ramble, I love you! x

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OH . MY . GOD . You really thought this threw. Holy shit. Stoss you blow my mind with every post you write. You’re so cultivated I’m really admiring you. Wow.

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It’s one of the advantages to being a distractible academic, my darling! I get lost in the sauce pretty easily. I love you!

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What other traits would you give Slytherins?

This will probably be a long winded answer. I’M JUST SUPER IN LOVE WITH SLYTHERIN OK.

That’s a good question…

Albeit a tad hard pressed, as I think the interesting thing about we Snakes is how dynamic we are. I would struggle to say ‘it’s for sure a Slytherin thing to possess *this* quality or that *characteristic* for certain’ because in my opinion, and mind you it’s just canon for me, that the only definitive traits we have are ones that attest to the fact that we’re forever changing.

What I mean by that, is that we’re pretty fluid beings all together. Our likes, dislikes, wants, needs, goals, kinks and curiosities are continuously growing as we do - which is ironic really, as we are known to be quite stubborn. When it comes to arguments you’d have a hard time trying to talk around the theories and passionate wit of a Slytherin, but the good thing about us is that we’re not one to shut down an opposing opinion if it’s factually accurate for the sake of our own feelings. We’re not afraid of adapting and one of the things that makes us so interesting is our ability to do so. I think many Slytherin’s are social chameleons - able to be whomever or whatever they need to in order to achieve their ends…many people would say that’s a deceptive quality but I find it rather a fascinating and skilled advantage, as it speaks to our ability to tap into our empathy and experiences in order to relate to others.

I would say we’re Ambitious in mind, even if not always in actions. Because of how intuitive and empathic and self aware we are, we’re more susceptible to succumbing to the more crippling bouts of depression and mental health breakdowns that can lead us to committed hibernations and hiding away under duvets…but that’s not to say that we don’t long for things, ache for things and aspire to be certain things whilst doing so. I think the downfall of our stubbornness and ambition is how hard we’re capable of being on ourselves. Slytherins can go stir crazy quite easy, can panic when feeling stagnant and can enable their own anxieties if not stimulated by something else, we’re dangerous when left inside our own minds for too long and I think that’s because of the expectations we hold ourselves to regarding success.

I would say we’re mostly Ambiverts - here me out. I know plenty of introverted slytherins and plenty of extroverted slytherins but most of us, as far as I’m aware of, teeter somewhere in between the majority of the time. We can thrive in social environments given the right place and time and circumstances, and we can thoroughly enjoy ourselves doing so….but I think we burn out a bit easier, as well. Like personally, I used to manage bands professionally and run large events and go on tours and whatnot and I could go days in crowded venues with people to please, I could ‘turn it on’ and talk ears off and socialize with strangers and network for nights on end….but after about 3-5 days, I needed to recoup and diffuse and get a minimum of at least 48 hours of self care and alone time in or I’d go crazy. I feel like we have these gusts of extreme energy and excitement and the want to get out into the world and be productive - but we also have these sudden but predictable bursts of anxiety if we aren’t allowed to revel in being alone and without others, expectations and responsibilities for enough time to regenerate. We are dedicated and downright dangerous when we’re focused on completing something or achieving something, but once we’re done we need ample time to reboot and rest. Sometimes we’re Go, Go, Go! And other times we’re very No, No, No! When and for how long we get like that varies by person.

We’re rather capricious creatures, don’t you think? We can be independent and self sufficient but also incredibly needy or vying for affection. We can be intense and overwhelmingly passionate but also go with the flow and handle what others may find difficult with grace and composure (if we *choose* to). We can be hard, ruthless and compartmentalize when the situation calls for it, but we can just as easily be nurturing, forgiving and vulnerable when we have to (and allow ourselves) to be. We can be competitive but we can be all inclusive. Etc.

The most special thing about Slytherins, in my opinion, and perhaps the most unwavering characteristic - is that we’re passionate when it comes to our relationships. Whether we’re highly social or keep to a trusted two people; when we love, we love HARD and when we feel that’s threatened in anyway we fight just as hard. You hurt someone we care about? Merlin have mercy on you because we won’t. You come between us and the person we care about? Merlin have mercy on you because we won’t. Godric forbid the person we care about betrays our trust? It’ll be a cold day in Hell before we forget about it, even if we (for our sake, mostly) forgive them. We’re fiercely, protectively passionate, which is not only why I refuse to believe that we allowed ourselves to be locked away in the dungeons during the battle of Hogwarts, but why I’m immensely proud to be of the green and silver Snake House.

We’re also intimidatingly tight knit and value our togetherness - whereas a Gryffindor might side with any underdog because it’s the ‘right thing to do’, we’ll back one another no questions asked if the need be, and if for some reason they’re wrong we’ll still go to bat for them, but that’s not say we won’t rip them a new arsehole about it once behind closed doors. We define loyalty a little differently than the other houses but perhaps, in a way, it’s a bit more honest. It’s kind of the mafia concept of “I can call another Slytherin a Bitch, but no the fuck you cant”.

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Hi Stossi! I just wanted to say that I miss you and that I started writing again. You were always so kind and supportive of my writing so I wanted to share that with you...I hope all is well with you! Have a good day. ❤️

Hello, my love!

Definitely tag me in your new works, I’m eager to see it! I miss you, too! Don’t be a stranger.

Love you!

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“Draco Malfoy grew up as an only child at Malfoy Manor, the magnificent mansion in Wiltshire which had been in his family’s possession for many centuries. From the time when he could talk, it was made clear to him that he was triply special: firstly as a wizard, secondly as a pure-blood, and thirdly as a member of the Malfoy family.”

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Draco, you are no assassin.

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‘Sanctimonia Vincet Semper’

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draco-deservedbetter: I’m posting this because Slytherin GANG GANG (bop! bop! bop!)

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Give respect to the best leader, you haven't been prepped either: all you see is a student,  on the low I’m a Death Eater.

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Doing pretty well, how are you? By the way, Ouroboros (I have one tattooed on my arm) is GOING TO FUCK ME UP, I’ll gladly accept a second part because I absolutely need to know what’s going to happen next.

I’m absolutely sterling, love. And I’m well excited that you’re into Ouroboros because I’ve got about 20k of it written so far and it’s all sorts of chaotic angst which is, as I’m sure you know, my favorite way to write Draco. Also, as a tattoo artist, fair dos on the choice. I’m impressed.

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Nice to see you on my dash again. 🖤

It’s nice to be appreciated, babysnakes. How are you? x

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Missed you Stossi ❤️😁

Seeing this made my heart swell. I’ve missed YOU, babalou. How are you?

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Hi, how are you hun? xx

Expectedly underslept and a bit moody but perhaps that’s just my minds way of maintaining my aesthetic. How are you, my darling? I’ve missed you

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I love your blog so much!!!! I know you’re probably getting annoyed by these, but are you still doing the face claims?? xxx

Yes, I am! I have this really shite habit of over-posting for chunks of time and then taking a prolonged hiatus - often with warning - and then finding myself incredibly backed up in requests! I’m quite certain I still have requests from 2017 that need doing! Part two of the Face Claims will be posted once I’ve received enough submissions; I’ve got a fair amount of interest in a second set so you’re more than welcome to join in!

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hi love i’ve just been having a very hard time lately and it feels like my life is spiraling out of control and i just wanted to let you know that your amazing posts always help calm me down so i wanted to say thank you❣️

I’m so honored that my works bring you some solace in a tough time, dewdrop. You’re always welcome to message me if you’re looking to confide in someone. You’re so loved, you got that? Don’t you dare doubt it