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Fandom: What We Do in the Shadows (TV) Relationships: Guillermo de la Cruz/Nandor the Relentless, Background Laszlo Cravensworth/Nadja of Antipaxos, Background The Djinn/Marwa, Background Nandor/Gail Characters: Guillermo de la Cruz, Nandor the Relentless, Nadja of Antipaxos, Laszlo Cravensworth, Baby Colin Robinson, Marwa, The Djinn, Derek, Gail Tags of note: Dramedy, Ranch AU, Angst with a Happy Ending, Humor, Horse Girl Nandor, BAMF Guillermo, Family Dynamics Rating: E Chapters: 6/6 Words: 36k Summary: After a year spent in London, Guillermo returns to help Nadja run the family ranch. Laszlo tries to raise Baby Colin up right, and right some wrongs while he's at it. Nandor gets really into a horse enthusiast magazine. Welcome to Wildflower Creek: Horse Boarding & Rehabilitation! We wish we could say business is booming.

#wwdits #nandermo #my fic #What We Do in the Shadows #guillermo de la cruz

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hypnotized guillermo in 6x03: I've always fantasized about being one. A vampire, that is. When I was little, I begged my mom for a cape. She didn't have the money for it, but somehow, she found a way of making one. And I put that cape on, and I just fantasized about what it would be like to fly all over the world, no one picking on you, live forever … I was a pretty shy kid, so I didn't have a lot of friends. But I'm sure you can understand that? nandor: Not really. I was rich and a jock … but I can imagine. Must have been very, um … hard.

nandor in 6x10: [proposes an unbreakable alliance of hunting bullies together and says that's the reason they were brought together, not vampirism]

nandor at the end of 6x10 inviting guillermo back into the house: first on the agenda, let's talk capes.

nandor in 6x11: *buys guillermo a cape*

or: it was in this most recent rewatch of 6x03 that i realized that nandor's superhero proposal, while very random on the surface, is actually about him trying to give guillermo his lifelong dream of what it would feel like to be a vampire, since actually being a vampire didn't fulfill it.

#the meal i could eat every day and not get tired of #nandor was put on the earth in 1262 to make a lil guy very happy one day and that's IT

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BTW i see these posts all the time like "ohhh i dont know what to comment on fics.." and every response is "keysmashes! or hearts!! anything works :3" and thats GREAT!! thats helpful!!

but: consider. if u genuinely like analyzing writing.. do u know ur just allowed to go through and quote your favorite parts and ramble abt what they mean to u and the author will LOSE IT WITH HYPE?

genuinely. i felt SO WEIRD the first time i did it.. but like. holy shit authors love it. its crack for authors. the first time i did it, it was on a fic that hadnt updated in half a year, give or take, and the author made 3 updates that month BECAUSE OF MY COMMENT.

LIKE. as an author every comment is INCREDIBLE!!! but also, dont feel like your comment has to be short or otherwise ur invasive or smth!! authors ADORE long comments more than ANYTHING.

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i would explode and die (positive) if someone did this to my shit

randomgirlyoudontknow

love is stored in the fictional couple i’ve gotten overly invested in

#nandermo

paperlignes

This why we’ve been brought together. Not for me to make you a fucking vampire. Fuck all that shit. But for us to create an unbreakable alliance.

yougoadedme

#wwdits spoilers

kubo-kubo

pool boy at the vampire mansion ❤️

katelyn-danger

Sorry that we turned our found family dynamic into a weird sex thing. We will do it again.

deliciousnecks

we know what nandor likes. we know what nandor wants.

randomgirlyoudontknow

love is stored in the fictional couple i’ve gotten overly invested in

deliciousnecks

WWDITS;; nandor & guillermo ↳ { it's the hands. it's the touch. it's the yearning. }

#god help me.

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darkshrimpemotions

What if we met in the Panera Bread and I followed you home and became your husband in all but name and ten tears later I discovered I was destined to kill you but instead twisted my deadly calling to become your protector and your savior and your red right hand. 👉👈