Just another fangirl

[iyimibole]

[sounderspy]

There is a glitch in the Matrix

[normgasm]

I absolutely love this

[nashtyfourlife]

Rap battle 2014: Marcus Johns vs. Nash Grier

[ollieandivy-deactivated20140614]

This is my favorite!!!!!!! Love

[camerumdallas-blog]

iconic

[jackflips-deactivated20191219]

gets me everytime

[altpixieclub]

play this at my funeral

[johnsonanddallas-deactivated202]

Kra ta ta 🔫😂

[adieuyours-deactivated20170623]

“and she was a thot.” mE

[buzzinghunnybees]

😂😂😂

[paradisejohnson]

Past my bedtime

[awesomevines]

[rawren-deactivated20180428]

This is one if my favorite vines

[everkings]

I just laughed for 10 minutes

[voodoogecko-deactivated20191022]

Classic.

[darkpuck]

Juan: “Juanita!” Juanita: “I go to church now, and I am in love with Jesus.” Juan: “Jesus.”

Juan: “Jesús! Leave Juanita alone!” Jesús: “What are you talking about!?”

[failout4-deactivated20220804]

Forever reblog

[twinking]

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

[lfdy88]

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

lets not forget this gem

[slopaganda]

cant believe we’re leaving out this

and more importantly this

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

interesting how you forgot 

and

[slopaganda]

ok but

and

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

hmmm and perhaps

[tumblin-monkeys]

and these ones too

[bisexualculture]

I’m not sure how you managed to forget this gem:

[blu-canary-deactivated20220609]

[bitchycode]

omg

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[combthecombel]

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

[verityglasses]

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

[fairytail-angel]

This is one of my favourite things to look at

[strampunch]

holy shit this stuff is back

[livia-jones]

The Gravity Falls one though

[nightowlhowell]

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

[youlaying-blog]

OH MY GOD ITS BACK

[tastefullyoffensive]

This is what happens when you don’t separate your colors and whites. [via]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[ashtoniousrex]

backstories to random gifs are my favorite thing and they need to continue

[spork]

my favorite part of this is that her saying “bloody typical” implies they’re in the UK and she’s sitting on the left which means that Mike is driving

[greekgosh]

[youlaying-blog]

oh shit!

[inkrton]

listen here binch

[inkrton]

aahhhh!!!!!!

[gifsboom]

The German town Hamburg is using new paint against peeing in public. [video]

that’s so devious

I like it

A hydrophobic coating that makes peeing in public undesirable

[disimba]

[neoitalodance]

This is my favourite baroque painting

[daggers-drawn]

[babyanimalgifs]

Remember to take it slow with the frozen treats

more baby animals here

[why-so-searios]

[greycollarworkers]

“Start a band”, they said.

“You’ll get all the chicks”, they said.

[quiteawfulpretty-deactivated201]

Honestly this is a little bit terrifying

[wtfisthinprivilege-deactivated2]

Id scoop them up and kiss each one

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

They just Love to Have a Good Time

[youlaying-blog]

Problematic Things People In My Band Have Done

piccolo: played parts up an octave that did not need to be taken up an octave

flute: took pictures of the bits of coyote smeared across the front of our bus after hitting one on the way to a competition

clarinet: made paper cranes out of sticky notes to throw at the back of the flutes' heads

bass clarinet: stole a chair out of the band room as a senior for his dorm room

alto saxophone: thought the ice cream at coldstone creamery was free because she didn't see the second payment counter

tenor saxophone: crocheted in class every day for a year

baritone saxophone: fell over in the last set of our last competition

trumpet: punched a wall

mellophone/horn: yelled at the drum major for being off until he started crying

trombone: dropped her phone charger on her eye and scratched her cornea

baritone/euphonium: allowed half the band to believe his name was el ryan for an entire year

tuba: ran away from school at recess in fourth grade; made it two miles away before being caught

pit percussion: started pressing a button on the keyboard that blasted smooth jazz during all the band camp water breaks

drum line: made up competition called "duck call versus the wall" where the goal was to throw the duck call as hard as possible against the percussion room wall and see whether the duck call or the wall won

color guard: stole a hammer from a competition; told the bus chaperone he brought it from home and got to keep it

drum majors: almost told a director "bitch, please" after she asked him to do something