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[captchacomics]

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

can we bring back captcha comics

[kushblazer666]

[jasper-rolls]

[honeyslim]

No offense but these are absolute classic images

[snorlaxatives]

today i did a double feature of hop (2011) dir. tim hill and sonic the hedgehog (2020) dir. jeff fowler and i gotta say… james marsden is intimidatingly handsome and also has great chemistry with small talking cgi animal creatures

[snorlaxatives]

finding myself very invested in the James Marsden Chauffeuring Obnoxious Little CGI Creatures Cinematic Universe  (JMCOLCCCU) 

[dragontatoes]

Imagine having this career

[hollowwwillow]

it all checks out

[ghostresidues]

did i ever tell u all that when i was 15 i went on a school trip to see romeo and juliet at the globe but my teacher didn’t realise until after he’d booked it that it was a ~sexy~ version with bdsm in it

[ghostresidues]

ok people wanted the whole story here are the most Memorable Moments™️

•the production made a lot of people very very angry and the reviews were calling it ‘a desecration of shakespeare’ , other people said it was akin to vandalism

•a warning letter had to be sent home to parents because it was too late to cancel the booking

•all the teachers there looked like they wanted to die cause we were 13-15 years old lmaoo

•the play opened with really aggressive confetti cannons and in the centre of the stage there was this really muscled guy wearing almost nothing and there were four women in essentially lingerie just.. gyrating over him

•this had nothing to do with the plot by the way it was just there

•we’re only five minutes in and i think the teachers were considering evacuating us

•romeo’s dad is in an inflatable dinosaur costume for an entire scene.. no context was given

•i’ve blocked the actual sex scene out of my memory

•i might have imagined this but in the masked ball scene i swear someone was in full bdsm gear i SWEAR

•mercutio was played by a woman and just started stripping during a monologue which was an Experience

•lots and lots of twerking from background actors

•romeo was just dressed like an emo the whole time

[ghostresidues]

for any doubters here’s an excerpt from an article on it ! by the financial times for some reason

[yarnlegend]

This is 100% what Shakespeare would have wanted

[sar-kalu]

it really fucking is

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[je-blauge]

Oh, so that’s what sexual magnetism is

[ruffboi-mags]

Here’s the full version on his youtube: HOLY SHIT???

[shadowdragonia]

I actually prefer the clip if only because of how it starts you off. You go from “This is silly” to “Okay this guy can actually dance” to “Wait, WHAT THE FUCK!”

[emmersdrawberry]

If you ever question the depths of depravity available to you in Skyrim please refer to this story;

I am unable to finish the Thieves Guild quest because I accidentally killed an essential quest npc. Erikur in Solitude, you probably know him because his sister wont shut up about it. Erikur was the last quest giver I needed to become the master of the Thieves Guild. He is suppose to be essential, as in he cannot be killed ever because important npc is important. 

‘So where is he?’ I hear you asking.

He is gone. 

Gone into my characters tummy. You see, I was fooling around with the glorious weapon that is the Wabbajack and happened to turn Erikur into a sweetroll….and then I ate him. I ate Erikur. He’s gone forever. Into my tummy. 

I glitched out a main questline because I turned a man into a sweetroll and then I c o n s u m e d  h i m.

[aur-eliaa]

[dankxsinatra]

There are consequences for your vore fetish, next lesson

[poseidont]

a concept: future jake and amy having a kid BUT amy goes into labour on halloween and jake has to figure out if amy is cheating him out of the heist or if he’s actually about to have a kid

[dizzybunnies]

bold of you to assume she didnt plan to get pregnant exactly 9 months before halloween so that its actually both

[mrgaretcarter]

bold of you to assume it wasnt jake who planned to get her pregnant exactly 9 months before so she’d be thrown off by contractions

[mrgaretcarter]

bold of all of us to assume Holt didn’t pick an exact date to compliment them both so they’d have validation horniness so that jake AND amy were in disadvantage during the heist

[disregardcanon]

Holt: your heteronormative lifestyle choices will bring about your demise

[pazzo-bella-vita]

A message to all the people who have ever used me, abused me, or treated me worse than what I deserve.

First of all fuck you all. Fuck you for all the tears I wasted on you, for all the times I wondered how I could be doing my best for you and it still was never enough. Fuck you for taking advantage of me. Fuck you for drugging me, and fuck you for taking what you thought you “deserved”. Fuck you for making me feel like I’d never be good enough for anyone & making me doubt myself, & also for making it hard to trust what anyone says ever.

But also thank you. Because of you, I know what I don’t deserve and what I do. I came out stronger in the end, even though I felt weaker at first. I still struggle with my mental health but I know how to cope a little better now. Thank you for showing me what kind of a person you really were so I could get as far away from you as possible.

[bethbagel]

Unpopular Opinion:

The Mandalorian would be trash without baby Yoda. It’s so slow and the plot is pretty much nonexistent.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[yummy-tummy-time]

wtf kind of combination of time, resources, energy, and dedication do your friends have to build an entire mini room in your room as a prank??

[thebootydiaries]

[serpentmythos]

This tag has me dying

[cascadiarch]

[maldarchive]

I WAS WRITING FOR YOU EVEN WHEN I WAS NOT

but when the hem of truth was caught in your wiling eyes, my dear

I could scarcely believe my luck pacing you on tear by tear

it is no shock for you to learn that a tender heart still speaks

though softly, gently, as if  its children are asleep

[thededfa]

Was walking through my mom's house to borrow my dad's drill when I saw my 11yo niece watching me with an odd expression.

"You wanna help me build the catio?"

Her eyes lit up, then she looked disappointed. "But I'm a girl..."

I rolled my eyes. "Do I look like I care?"

That must have been the right response because she jumped up and chattered excitedly as I showed her how to use a tape measure, a drill, etc. We spent all day building and she had a brilliant smile the whole time. After the tenth declaration of this being the best day in her life, I said,

"Gotta love that sweet sweet serotonin!"

She immediately started giggling, "What does that meeeeaan??"

Anyway, she had an amazing time building with me and acted like I had given her a solstice gift when I said she could paint it and that I'd take her to the hardware store to pick out hardware. She's never been to a hardware store before and I love being the weird knowledgeable uncle who has weird pets always keeps fruit and pistachios in the house.

[thededfa]

Update: While I was at the store I found a 53 piece around the house tool kit in bright purple, so of course I bought it for her. Her face when I gave it to her was priceless and she actually gasped. She's going to "make all the stuff"

[fallern618]

Are we going to talk about the “but I’m a girl.”? Where did she get that? Did someone teach her that? Who is it? I’m ready to kill for that cutie.

[thededfa]

She learned it from her dead father

[exactly-myself]

I'm just gonna assume you killed him for his blatant sexism

[thededfa]

I was across state lines and in the presence of three witnesses at the time of his death. I have receipts timestamped. My alibi is solid.

[saythefisherman]

“you can’t make a lawful good character interesting and enjoyable”:

[thebloggerbloggerfun]

[pikkulaku]

Imagine being a kid in school. Your teacher comes up with an idea for class picture. Every student will draw pictures of their friends.

Everyone starts drawing enthusiasticly, and can’t wait to see what they look like in the drawings. When pictures are ready you notice that popular students have more pictures than rest, but nobody has done a drawing of you. The teacher notices that too, and asks if someone would do your picture. To your horror the class clown takes the job, and comes up with a caricature of you. Others are laughing, but you’re not. You feel awful. The teacher notices that. and asks again someone to do a drawing of you. One of the ‘good students’ starts drawing, but the result is forced. It’s just a drawing of a generic child wearing a shirt of same color as you a wearing. There’s no spirit, no soul in it. You start sensing that the class is geting frustrated with you. They want to be done with this. You ask quietly the teacher if you could do a drawing yourself.

After school your classmates confront you. Why did you have to make such a big deal out of it? The first picture was funny. The second picture was just fine! The drawing you did yourself wasn’t right, do you think you are that good-looking? There were other kids who got only one or two pictures of themselves. Who are you to demand special treatment? Maybe there would have been a picture of you if you weren’t such annoying baby, nobody likes you anyway, and nobody’s going to if you keep on being like that, you don’t deserve a drawing!

This could be story of bullying, but it’s also about how I see portraying LGBTQ+-people and PoC in mainstream entertainment.

Thanks to Fandoms and Feminism for inspiration!

[fandomsandfeminism]

This is a great metaphor. 

[vicepresidentgay]

This is the most accurate fucking post I’ve ever seen in my life oh my god.

[spiritscraft-deactivated2025031]

weeping

[naamahdarling]

This is incredible. A perfect metaphor. And it really points out how fucking childish it is to insist that representation does not matter.

[bethbagel]

[nintooner]

[calamitaswrath]

@mordredbi

[talon24]

[quiteawfulpretty-deactivated201]

@greycollarworkers

[peteneems]

[bow-ties-are-cool-just-because]

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