it's fine everything's fine

feed me and tell me I'm pretty

[bleedingiba]

sorry i am a basic bitch but the "very serious character that falls for the hyperactive sunshine character" trope actually fucking rocks. *slams fist on the table* more!

[geslotencirkel]

i love six o clock because the clock looks so stupid. "|" like get real

[sour-charity]

Tumblr constantly has gems like this where someone says something seemingly inane but it’s actually a thought we’ve all had at some point in our lives

[kleinergeist]

Just realised that "-ass", when used as a suffix, has the same meaning as "-esque". Gonna start using them interchangeably. Kafka-ass dystopia

[antimasculist]

10 years of anti drug campaigns in schools did not convince me not to drink or do weed but 1 singular bad high has made me so so so scared of ever doing anything again so i think that in 7th grade health class schools should gather all the kids and give them all edibles and then have them watch top ten scariest scp videos so theyll never do drugs again. this is a flawless idea

[piedude]

D.A.R.E. if the MKUltra guys designed it

[murasaki-cha]

So from what I have understood the difference between these two when Athena is their patron goddess is basically this:

Athena: We're gonna have to kill this guy Odysseus

Odysseus: I don't think I want to do that....

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Athena: We're gonna have to kill this guy Telemachus

Telemachus: OH FUCK YEAH!!!

[faerieriddle]

The Doctor with platonic companions: light of my life, angel on this earth, how my love for you is bigger than my grief

The Doctor with romantic companions: wanna see a star explode or smth?

[pumpkinhrat]

[urayuli]

i'm sorry i wiggled your skinny boyfriend like a sheet of metal. weeop womp weeoop womp weeeoop womp

[mrv3000]

[whatamessofthoughtswithjess]

What is a scene from a tv series that lives rent free in your head?

Me:

[virovirokun-has-adhd]

[thelvadams]

The Fifteenth Doctor's new Sonic! ⚡️

[halles-comet]

My favorite part of doctor who ever is when the doctor does their whole “I refuse to kill this villain/monster because of merciful moral reasons” bit and then immediately follows it with “so instead I will trap them alone in a barren hell dimension for all eternity”. It’s like that’s worse, though. do you get why that’s worse.

[notaplaceofhonour]

okay okay I know the point of this is “White people need to put as much effort into learning how to pronounce Black people’s names as they do foreign European names” and 100% I totally agree, absolutely good point

but this tweet becomes hilarious in the context of this clip:

anyways, absolutely put effort into learning how people pronounce their names. just don’t feel bad if it takes you some time to get it right 😅

(also in case you didn’t watch the video it’s “N-SHOO-tee” not “SHOO-tee”)

[paper-mario-wiki]

breakfast

[mod2amaryllis]

that looks so good. can i ask you something?

[paper-mario-wiki]

thank you!

no.

[incorrectcbsghostsquotes]

Pete: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers! Sass: Please, just say fuck.

[howfrightening]

CBS Ghosts + Tweets/Textposts

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

how i feel about fanservice when i’m the fan being serviced: