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@youmaketheworldgoround
Stellar conversation on BBC Wales today
Caller: I live in America now, since the ‘80s, but I’m visiting family in Wales this week, and I thought I’d ring in.
Host: Why did you move from Wales to America?
Caller: I actually moved because of a woman.
Host: Who’s the lucky lady?
Caller: Margaret Thatcher.
My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"
Fuck nasty and kill yourself inmediately after
i hate all the people who go like "ohh van gogh is overrated" or "you just like van gogh cause it's popular". yeah? so what? can't i like stuff that a lot of people like? can't you admit that dude is an amazing painter and deserves every single fucking ounce of recognition? shut up, please. i'm falling in love with the starry night all over again wheter you find that good or not, bitch
"Van Gogh is overrated"
Well maybe if you watched the museum scene from the Dr Who Van Gogh episode you'd understand.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS REAL
so we moved into a new house over the weekend and while i think i’m going to like it a lot once we get everything put away and settled, we have the Most Cursed bathroom
first of all there’s a step leading into it but the door closes before it so you open it and surprise step. very easy to trip
it’s fucking carpeted. like. around the sink is not carpeted but the carpeting goes right up to and behind the toilet. what do you do if the toilet floods
there’s ... this. baby changing station i guess? weird counter
big window with no way of putting curtains on it
four places to hang towels even though there’s no shower in this bathroom
there’s also a hallway leading to this bathroom but it’s the only thing that the hallway leads to
in conclusion:
why
why wants to see MURDER SHED
doesn’t seem too bad from the outside right? cute little yellow shed
SURPRISE
MURDER MURDER MURDER SHED
of course, lit by a single naked bulb
if i ever stop posting here it’s because the thing that always tries to open the door from the inside of the murder shed finally escaped and killed me
this got a note and it reminded me so here’s a fun update on the house so far:
murder shed
the doors to the murder shed would be open every morning when i got up, no matter how early i got up, without fail. the doors are both latched and bolted. they would always open in the middle of the night. one day this just STOPPED happening and i have not been in there since. it hasn’t opened in like two weeks. we’ve had severe storms and sudden fluctuations in temperature. they have remained closed
cursed bathroom
the door has slats in it. like you can hear through the door and look through it if youre looking at the right angle
the toilet is not stable. like it leans if you move and jiggles. im worried one day its just going to tip over and spill all over the carpet
the faucet handle is broken. you can turn it on fine but it just comes off if you try to turn the water off. you have to jam it back on, hold the handle into the base, and force it down
the toilet has the slowest flush i’ve ever witnessed. every single time i think its either not going to flush or its going to back up. like flushing this toilet is a prolonged experience
misc
there are multiple entrances to every room but only one lightswitch in each and its never by the door it should be. my roommate’s light switch is like in the middle of the wall
i think my ceiling fan is a ghost fan? (rotom??) like no matter what speed you have it on, even if its moving very quickly, it produces no change in air current whatsoever. you can hear the blades whooshing but absolutely cannot feel any sort of breeze no matter where you’re standing in the room
the basement has a bathroom, with a completely non-enclosed shower (its just a showerhead on the wall in the corner) and theres no drain its just a six inch hole in the floor. like going into dirt. there’s a garden hose going down into the hole and i dont know what its for
there is a large dark stain in the middle of the carpet in one room (small person sized)
when we came to tour the house the only things in it were a broken dollhouse and several stacks of childrens books written in hebrew (there are only 5,000 jews in all of iowa (0.2% of the population) and i am one of those people)
i will add on as i discover more cursed things about my house
so i finally worked up the chutzpah to go down and take pictures of the basement bathroom (thank you @iseedeadsneeeple for going down with me even though i walked in all the spider webs first)
i revoke the original post that said that was the most cursed bathroom. it is truly the basement bathroom that holds that title. Cursed indeed
starting you off with the easy pic because you need time to mentally prepare yourself
rest here, traveler. the journey ahead is treacherous
okay, i warned you
here’s the shower. just like. on the wall. no sort of enclosed space whatsoever
don’t worry about drainage you got this sick ass hole in the floor with the basement hose. you know, the basement hose, found in every standard basement?
the toilet, conveniently situated right next to the fuse box so you won’t be scared if the power goes out when you’re pooping!
but ALAS. what’s this?
oh yeah, it’s just that dark space under the stairs that’s right behind the toilet half wall. but don’t worry - if you’re concerned about someone watching you while you’re on the toilet, there’s some blinds you can pull down!
anyway can someone tell me WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS HOUSE
UPDATE 8/22/20
so iowa had a really really bad storm - like hurricane level bad with 100+mph wind, so so so much terrible damage - and i just wanted to let yall know cursed house is FINE, none of the trees fell on us and none of the windows were broken. heck, the FENCE didnt even get damaged. like both of my neighbors have much more damage but cursed house PROTECTED ME even when i was very stupidly watching out the windows and literally saw a tree fall like three feet away from me but somehow not on my bedroom
we also did not have power for 6 days
and i’d just like to say, on the original subject of this post:
I TAKE EVERYTHING BACK ABOUT THE CURSED BATHROOM. I HAVE A NEWFOUND RESPECT FOR THE CURSED BATHROOM. CURSED BATHROOM IS NEW BEST FRIEND
i made fun of the big huge window with no curtains but you know what??? YOU KNOW WHAT???? I COULD USE THAT BATHROOM FROM MORNING TO DUSK WITHOUT A FLASHLIGHT because that big huge window lets in so much light all day!!!
plus, that bathroom is off in the back corner of the house, down its own separate hallway. the hallway branches off the computer room WHICH WE OBVIOUSLY WERENT USING WITH NO POWER. and you know what that means? with no bathroom fans, no air conditioning noise, no tv or music, THAT BATHROOM WAS THE ONLY SENSE OF PRIVACY IN OUR VERY SMALL AND QUIET HOUSE
plus, you know, because of the daylight i could actually see in the mirror. and its right next to the door to the backyard so i could hear if the dog was scratching to come inside
so anyway
[ID: shaking hands meme labeled “cursed bathroom” and “me”.]
no one is allowed to make fun of my bathroom anymore
Chesterton’s Bathroom Window
Meeting your friends after lockdown
BRUH 💀💀
Kangaskhan are always female
High femme and butch lesbian power couple
Kangaskan’s are the positive lesbian representation we never knew we had.
This Asian common toad [Duttaphrynus melanostictus] was spotted climbing into a phone booth at the Bangkok Asiatique Night Market. Photographs by Michal Ginter
he needs to make an important call
maybe he’s common in asia, but, in my heart, he’s one in a million
The same thing happened to 9/11 firefighters and EMTs.
YEP. Seeing this every day. Bosses putting signs around the facility saying “thank you, heroes” and “all that you do is amazing” and, okay, appreciation is good. But how much of this is really just about trying to give us those warm fuzzies so we don’t quit?
I’ve Got Batman in My Basement Batman: The Animated Series
Shoot your shot.
Fuck my mom, Batman.
https://xkcd.com/2287/
I know I’ve said this a lot but
I love Randall Munroe so much
so very much
thank you for the best portrayal of a human immune system from the other end that I’ve seen yet
screaming french snowmen
V FOR VENDETTA 2006 › dir. James McTeigue
THIS IS THE BEST COMMERCIAL EVER
I’ve reblogged this so many times because I truly think every parent should involve themselves with what their child enjoys.
Not to mention this is an act of solidarity. He’s saying “even if the entire world is against you, I’m on your side.” Which I think is important for a kid to know. He’s refusing to be a bully to his child, even if he doesn’t understand.
I work at Hot Topic and we had a white suburban dad in who was buying matching heavy metal/screamo band shirts for him and his teenage daughter and said “To be honest, I think this stuff sounds like garbage, but she likes it so we listen to it together and we’re going to the concert for Christmas.” And it was just really heartwarming to see him so involved in his child’s life and validating her interests.
I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS.
“I don’t get it, but I love how you love it” is one of the best things anyone can say. My entire family asks questions about comics because they want to share my enthusiasm for them and support me, even though they otherwise wouldn’t pay attention to the industry at all.
I cried when I first saw this
This is amazing and really important
I went though a goth faze in my teens (like most) and I wanted more than anything to paint my room black. My mom was supportive of my personal expression in terms of my clothes and hair and accessories but she was genuinely concerned about the toll a black room would take on my mental health (I was already prone to recurring depression at that point and still am). I begged for months to repaint my room, but she wouldn’t budge.
One weekend i spent with my dad and when I came back she had repainted my room. A beautiful deep blue on three walls (my favourite colour), lovely sky blue on the ceiling,and one wall was black. The black wall had been sanded smooth and painted with several coats of chalkboard paint. She gave me a couple boxes of chalk and told me to have at it. I LOVED that black wall and wrote on it every day. I drew on it, I doodled, I wrote out my favourite emo song lyrics, wrote reminders for myself, anything I wanted. It was my favourite part of my room and was something that it would have never occurred to me to ask for. It was something only my very creative and clever mom could have come up with and I’m still grateful to her for it.
In retrospect, a room of black walls would indeed have been encouraging a reacurrence of my depression and my moms answer was the perfect compromise. That black wall ended up being the most colourful part of my room.
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This is how I try to live; I’m absurdly enthusiastic about everyones hobbies, because if they’re sharing it with you that means they want you to hear about something they think is important!
