hand on my heart. hand on my stupid heart.

[curiousneophyte]

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[smokingrozanov]

Do u guys think Shane and Ilya make fun of the rest of the gay hockey society because they all got normcore boyfriends who make $40k a year

[smokingrozanov]

Shane: I mean I guess Fabian is an entrepreneur that’s gotta count for something right?

Ilya: [barely listening] yeah for sure. Should I buy this Rolls-Royce in yellow or red?

Shane: The yellow will clash with our garage.

[hr-rep]

#MyIlya :}

[gaybichon]

not even funny how true this is for me

[jennifermillsnews]

[free-my-mindd]

[slaygentford]

I need... you know. what? you. is crazy. bc ilya is so obviously expecting him to say your dick. and then Shane earnest-tron 30000 bodied him with you. I (just) need you

[librarycards]

i am just moved by everything now. i'm porous and everything gets inside me

[lesbianrozanov]

btw one day tiny hollander-rozanov gets asked what their papa’s real name is and they say “baby”

[shaneswhitesocks]

i love shane hollander i love that he loves hockey i love that he put on a suit for a hookup i love that he wears his socks during sex i love that he only likes to drink gingerale i love that he's a momma's boy i love that he's close with his dad i love that he has a friend who's a figure skater i love that he reads in a nest of 1000 decorative pillows i love that he texts jackie when hayden's being bad i love that he shines so bright when he's unmasked i love how hard he tries even though it's all so much i love how much he cares even if it's hard to see sometimes i love shane hollander

[freebasegod]

i used to be a green onion

[jtmportland]

A view of Spirit Lake and Mt. Rainier, 80 km to the north, from the summit of Mt. St. Helens.

[funmustbealways]

cannot stop rewatching the part where ilya recognizes miles and then scans the crowd like bisexual terminator

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

[laterkiss]

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

[electricalsun]

[slaygentford]

id ride so fucking hard for the centaurs dude. you have no idea. I'd ride so fucking hard for them irl. they suck so bad and I love them so much. I felt this way before they even became the modern day equivalent of the sacred band of thebes which is objectively one of the funniest things ive ever read. a team who fucking loses every match and smokes weed about it. halloween dress up parties. absolutely horrible logo. they are so important. to me

[dlsintegration]

their goal song is All I Do Is Win by DJ Khaled