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Shit Nathan Prescott Said Episode 1 - 2

"You're cool, ____... Don't stress... You're okay, bro. Just count to three..."

"Don't be scared... You own this school/company/etc."

"So what do you want?"

"I got nothing for you."

"That's my friend(s)/family, not me."

"Leave them out of this, bitch."

"You don't know who the fuck I am or who you're messing around with!"

"Don't EVER tell me what to do. I'm so SICK of people trying to control me!"

"Nobody would even miss your 'punk ass' would they?"

"Oh... Shit! No, no, no, no..."

"No way..."

"Another shitty day..."

"______, right?"

"Whatthefuckever."

"I know you like to take pictures, especially when you're hiding out in the bathrooms."

"You best tell what you told _____. Now."

"You best tell me what you saw. Now!"

"Answer me, bitch!"

"No you told him/her/them I had a gun. That's why he/she/they dragged me to his/her/their office."

"Nobody, nobody lectures me. Everybody tries though... they try..."

"Do not analyze me! I pay people for that. Worry about yourself, _____."

"Oh man, you're telling me what to do?"

"Nobody tells me what to do."

"No way. You again?"

"Get your punk asses out of there now! Don't even try to run!"

"Nobody messes with me! NOBODY!"

"You're full of shit, I'd respect you more if you told me the truth."

"You're clueless. You have no idea who I am and what I can do."

"Do it. The _____ own the pigs here."

"Oh, I'm sure he'll/she'll/they'll report us to _____."

"Like I give a flying fuck."

"Like anybody does, ____ is such a little--"

"Here comes the mysterious ____. Disguised as a pixie hipster."

"Meow. Bring out the claws. I love seeing chicks fight."

"Better be quiet, ____. We have a master snitch and liar here."

"Oh, burn! ____ is so fearless when he/she/they have backup."

"In fact, shit's just starting, ____."

"I dosed him/her/them? Without a clue? Have you seen the video? Whatever."

"____ was loaded and playing the field."

"I said I was going to take her to the ER. He/she/they sobered up eventually."

"Hey! That's total slander!"

"I already have a personal lawyer."

"Whatever. See you in court."

"Yeah, I'm kinda devastated right now. I'd like to be with my family."

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4th of July Gone Wrong Starters

"I'm pretty sure that's how my cousin lost his thumb."

"So, the fireworks might have gone through the window..."

"The store ran out of beer."

"Can you Americans be less obnoxious?"

"I just saw an old man run down the street in a flag speedo."

"Stop shooting those off! My dogs are going ballistic!"

"You're supposed to let go before it fires!"

"Are you sure bootleg fireworks are a good idea?"

"Will you stop singing Hamilton already?!"

"Captain America didn't fly into an iceberg for this."

"I don't want to celebrate a country where Trump is a viable presidential nominee."

"Is it supposed to be smoking like that?"

"Oh shit. The flag's on fire."

"That bootleg firework ate a hole through the roof!"

"Don't point that at your eye!"

"Stop aiming at people!"

"I... think this is a real grenade."

"Everyone at this bar is dressed like a founding father. A sexy founding father."

"I don't think fireworks are legal in this state."

"No, you cannot throw poppers in the toilet!"

"Ha. Look. That last one exploded in the shape of a dick."

"My great-uncle is talking about Nam again. Help."

"Oh good. I was wondering when your family would start talking conspiracy theories."

"I just saw a mosquito fly off with at toddler!"

"Is it legal to drink vodka on Independence Day?"

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obscenely domestic starter sentences

❝ Stop man-handling the ice cream! ❞ ❝ Change the channel and I’ll kill you. ❞ ❝ You actual shit, you started without me!? ❞ ❝ Since I’m up, by default I will get your _____. ❞ ❝ Did you just throw a sock ball at me!? ❞ ❝ How about this, how about you fight the rest of the cereal by yourself and I’ll courageously make pancakes for those of us who want a little warmth in our mornings. ❞ ❝ Whiskey is a breakfast staple, anyone who says otherwise is fucking lying. ❞ ❝ My underwear are now bright pink because of you, thank you very much. ❞ ❝ Can you stop kicking me? ❞ ❝ I don’t go shopping I get and retrieve. I have a narrow focus, unlike some people. ❞ ❝ Did you walk the dog? ❞ ❝ You, me, PJ’s, pizza, bed. The PJ’s are optional. ❞ ❝ Only you could make the idea of beating up already dead meat sound attractive. ❞ ❝ I can feel you staring at me, why don’t you just come in? ❞ ❝ Good news; we have internet again! ❞ ❝ I don’t want to file taxes, why don’t you be the adult? ❞ ❝ You snuggling me over an open flame is an invitation for my nipples to disappear. ❞ ❝ I know you’re scared of my mother but contemplating arson isn’t the way to fix this. ❞ ❝ I installed a stripper pole while you were gone because it made me think of you. ❞ ❝ All I was doing was helping the barista learn to spell my name properly. The song and dance should NOT have gotten you that embarrassed. ❞ ❝ How about we just never mention this again? ❞ ❝ Have you seen my earrings/necklace/rings? ❞  ❝ You are literally the child we both want/neither of us want. ❞ ❝ Did you call the doctor about that? ❞ ❝ Let me pop it, just let me pop it, nothing bad will happen, I swear! ❞ ❝ You almost left me at the gas station! ❞ ❝ Alright look! Next time you want to barbecue with the hair dryer, just make sure I’m home! ❞ ❝ I didn’t think the sink had this much water inside of it. ❞ ❝ Don’t be mad, but _____. ❞

Bonus for multi-lingual situations: ❝ Can you translate the news for me? None of this makes sense. ❞ ❝ What is the word for this? *points at ____* I keep wanting to say ‘printer’ but I feel that is wrong. ❞ ❝ Next time she calls you a ____ you just reply with _____. ❞ ❝ I’m sorry but my pronunciation must sound really bad to you. ❞ ❝ Shit! The government doesn’t have my alphabet, put this in a way I understand! ❞ ❝ Can you finger spell that for me, I’m not quite up to that level yet. ❞ ❝ That was said so horribly wrong but you sounded very cute while trying. A for effort. ❞

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        ❝ Have you tried to flirt with EVERY girl here at Jurassic World? ❞

   Luna asked with a laugh, though his attempt was quite AMUSING. Adorable...    But sad, it was Sadorable. She barely knew the guy Luna could tell that he    was an INTERESTING person just by looking at him, she shook her head with    a smile before looking at him.

        ❝ You’re a REAL ladies man, huh? Well, not as good as my BOSS. ❞

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RP starters: Flirting ( + responses to it. )

“You come here often?”

“Can I offer you a drink?”

“So.. You expecting someone?”

“Do you need a place to stay for tonight?”

“I gotta tell you… you look incredibly hot.”

“Do you want to dance with me?”

“Look at us… we are basically a couple already.”

“I bet you would look even better without your clothes on.”

“Are you single? Just asking.”

“You’re the most beautiful person I have ever encountered.”

“What would you say if you and me would go somewhere else?”

“I love the way you’re dressed.”

“Do I have any chances with you?”

“Do you have anything better to do later?”

“Can I get your phone number?”

“You seem like a bad boy/girl/person type.”

“I can do whatever you want, babe.”

“You have the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen.”

“I bet guys/gals/people are all over you.”

“You should be a model.”

“Are you… trying to flirt with me?”

“Maybe if I get a free drink I can consider talking to you.”

“That won’t work. Try again.”

“Oh my god, did you just say that out loud?”

“I’m waiting for someone. However, you can amuse me in the meanwhile.”

“You don’t look so bad yourself.”

“I thought you were taken.”

“So, have you flirted with every girl/boy/one in this bar yet?”

“Do I look like someone who seems interested in you?”

“Compliments won’t pay my drinks.”

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three word starters.

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cursorium:

❛ please don’t go. ❜ ❛ don’t turn around. ❜ ❛ eat my dust. ❜ ❛ suck my ass. ❜ ❛ what’s for dinner? ❜ ❛ drunk i’m not. ❜ ❛ where’s your coat? ❜ ❛ bring some beers. ❜ ❛ are you home? ❜ ❛ say my name. ❜ ❛ i can’t go.❜ ❛ i’d like none. ❜ ❛ well fuck me. ❜ ❛ are you sick? ❜ ❛ i’m freezing cold. ❜ ❛ you’re all wet. ❜ ❛ are you drunk? ❜ ❛ don’t look back. ❜ ❛ it says ‘positive’.❜ ❛ run far away.❜ ❛ you are screwed. ❜ ❛ damn it’s hot. ❜ ❛ get here easily? ❜ ❛ don’t touch me. ❜ ❛ it’s cold out. ❜ ❛ just leave me. ❜ ❛ i like you. ❜ ❛ talk to me. ❜ 

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  ‘start an argument’ starters

“ what in the world is this!? ”

“ i thought i was clear! ”

“ this is why we can’t have nice things! ”

“ do you understand the damage you’ve done here!? ”

“ there’s no coming back from this, ever! ”

“ get away from me! ”

“ i can’t believe you would do this to me! ”

“ i’m not talking about this ANY more. ”

“ i can’t believe you lied to me… again! ”

“ no! just leave me alone! ”

“ i’ve never been more angry at you in my entire life! ”

“ did you seriously think this would be okay? ”

“ forget it! ”

“ i can’t even look at you right now! ”

“ i think you should go. ”

“ i can’t believe you’d do this to me…”

“ you were flirting with them! ”

“ was it worth it? ”

“ i can’t do this anymore! ”

“ you need to pull yourself together. ”

“ i don’t believe you. ”

“ how am i supposed to trust you now? ”

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six-word sentences.

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blueneighbcrhood

“ frankly speaking, i wanna give up. ”

“ they love me cause i’m hot. ”  

“ just try to guess the answer. ”

“ everyone here knows you don’t care. ”

“ fine, do things your way. ”

“ i want to be in love. ”

“ no, i would rather make money. ”

“ shut up already, i’m not going. ”

“ because you said that, fuck you! ”

“ i hate you more than anything. ”

“ just sit down? let me explain? ”

“ can i be a little nasty? ”

“ there’s nothing wrong with being sexual. ”

“ i want you to like me. ”

“ don’t you dare lie to me. ”

“ i’m way too scared to fall. ”

“ terrified of my love for you? ”

“ we were both afraid, shut up. ”

“ it wasn’t anyone’s fault. not really. ”

“ life’s too short to care anymore. ”

“ i dreamt about you last night. ”

“ really? what did you dream about? ”

“ i dreamt you chose me instead. ”

“ how did you become like this? ”

“ this isn’t any of your business. ”

“ i’m losing my mind, losing control. ”

“ you weren’t there! i needed you! ”

“ please don’t start with me, okay? ”

“ why do you always leave me? ”

“ this is all we have left. ”

“ i turned around. you were gone. ”

“ all i can think about is you. ”

“ wow, you look like shit today. ”

“ i called and you didn’t answer. ”

“ i wanna be a child forever. ”

“ today, my love is in mourning. ” 

“ your words felt like sharp knives. ”

“ say something nice or don’t speak. ”

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