Tidal Waves Don't Beg Forgiveness

Maggie. USA. 21. ISFJ. "Time is the longest distance between two places."

[earendil-was-a-mariner]

I really hate to side with Gollum on this, but “what’s in my pocket” is not a riddle and should not have counted. 

[thewalkingdie-saster]

When you see that there's an unclaimed gym

[coleni]

Remember who you are…

[chipsprites]

[chipsprites]

Ah yes, the legendary bird Pokémon. Articuno, Zapdos, and flying horse.

[ttogamii]

the most underrated Vintage Tumblr Meme is that audio post that’s just what makes you beautiful but with laughs

[goddessofidiocy-deactivated2019]

the government literally wanted to nuke new york and now THEY’RE the ones telling the avengers that they’ve caused too much damage i literally

[goddessofidiocy-deactivated2019]

#well at least it’s 100% in character with how a government would act (via)

[synistere]

The true star of Captain America : Civil War

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

me as detective

me: victim is 6'1"., his body..Has already turned into a ghost….. police officer: sir. that’s just a sheet we covered the body with

[dungeons0fdumbass]

Marvel: Captain America has been a Nazi all along!

Me:

[abduction]

[atheistj]

So Mark Hamill, Daisy Ridley, and Adam Driver showed up at the Belfast airport in Ireland. I think my favorite thing about it is Daisy and Adam’s efforts to hide their faces through jackets and sunglasses

And then Mark’s just like HEYYYYY!

[ten-and-donna]

freshman year vs senior year

[rubyredwisp]

Jon doesn’t have the Stark name. But I do.

[asapedits]

Sebastian on the time he used the bathroom during The Force Awakens.

[champagnepuppies]

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[cc-videos]

Baby: Turn up.

Dad: No, turn down.

Baby: Turn up.

Dad: No, your little ass goin to bed.

Baby: No.

Dad: Ain’t no turnin up tonight.

Baby: [walking away] Turn up.

Dad: No, night-night. C’mere.

Baby:Turn up.

Dad: I said turn down.

Baby [running away] Turn up.

Dad: No, turn down. Your little ass-

[sourcedumal]

LMFAOOOO THIS CHILD

[loserplier]

watching chopped on netflix and this girl be like

and the camera instantly goes to scott

[finalproblem]

Come and play.

Tower Hill.

But how should I sign it?

Jim

He’ll know that’s me, right?

But what if he knows another Jim?

Oh, god. What if he thinks it’s that idiot serial killer Stabby Jim from Manor Park? I hate that guy. Why does he have to be named Jim? Why haven’t I killed him yet?

Maybe if I…

Jim (from the pool)

No. Just—I can’t. No.

Jim M.

That’s better.

Unless Sherlock thinks it’s my brother. Does Sherlock know I have a brother? He might know I have a brother. Why does my brother have to be named Jim? Why does everyone have to be named Jim? Why haven’t I killed everyone yet?

Okay, okay. Calm down. You’re overthinking this. Just keep it simple.

JM

He’ll know who I am. Of course he’ll know who I am. Unless he thinks John’s having trouble telling his Ws from his Ms again. Ha ha ha. I love how stupid ordinary people are.

Initials. Short and to the point. That’s what Sherlock would do.

Crap.

That’s exactly what Sherlock would do. That’s what he always does—“SH”.

What if he thinks I’m copying him?

Dammit, dammit, dammit.

Jim Moriarty

Fine.

I’ll just put my whole name.

…

Seems kind of impersonal, though.

Jim Moriarty x

There.

Perfect.

Now should that have a full stop at the end, or…?

Jim Moriarty x.

> SEND MESSAGE

Oh god, oh god, oh god.

Why did I do that?

I shouldn’t have added a full stop.

Now he’s looking at the full stop, and he’s judging me.

[thechanelmuse]

Chloe Arnold’s Syncopated Ladies tap to Beyoncé’s “Formation”

[therealbrandyk]

The utmost life was breathed into me.