YouObviouslyLoveOnew

You are loved

[moontidez]

[parkchanwoohoo]

That weirdo billionaire obsessed with stopping his aging/taking his son's blood to stay young has, as far as I can tell, taken a hero dose of shrooms that led him to fall in love with one of his employees(?) and is now attempting to use his wealth to find a cure for her endometriosis? Which like, sure

[parkchanwoohoo]

This is so funny

[whimsical-catacombs]

literally every problem i've had in my adult life has been solved by open and honest communication. which is fucking stupid, first of all

[whimsical-catacombs]

like i can't even just a little bit solve my problems with wanton violence? for real??

[whimsical-catacombs]

i'm like a caricature in a children's show. "and then Whimsy took a deep breath, made a few polite phonecalls, and everything resolved itself 🥰" fucking hell man when do i get to punch someone hard as fuck in the jaw

[wholesome-animal-images]

@wholesome-animal-images

[dogpuppy]

[theoptia]

Clarice Lispector, from A Breath of Life

[ramalamacreatures]

HANDMADE Polymer Clay Blue-footed Booby figurine before and after painting.

[liberalsarecool]

Stay engaged.

[frogtowns]

[logarithmicpanda]

Types of insomnia I have:

Elevator music

"Hey remember that humiliating thing that happened 12 years ago?"

Didn't do enough today

Did too much today and is too keyed up for sleep

Pain

"i forgot something important and if I don't do it now ill die" (nothing was actually forgotten)

"everyone secretly hates you"

[logarithmicpanda]

The other fun part is that not only do I struggle to fall asleep, I also can't go back to sleep if I wake up once it's light out. So hey it's 6 and I'm awake despite theoretically not needing to be until 8

[logarithmicpanda]

Bringing this back to add:

Too hot or too cold

Stomach too full or too empty

Secret third thing

[zoesupreme]

some early morning wisdom for you all

[pikaole]

Me and mom learned new English word.

[pikaole]

Wow…This is probably the most famous posts on my Tumblr lol. 

This is what I drew after this situation 👇

[possumcollege]

[orange-catsidy]

wow you have dogshit taste (remembers im trying to be nicer to people who like different things) uh i mean, it's beautiful how the breadth of human experience is so wide it encompasses those with good taste and those with dogshit taste

[wildestlovers]

embarrassment is the cost of entry.

if you aren't willing to look like a foolish beginner, you'll never become a graceful master.

[pangur-and-grim]

getting rocks thrown at you until you die is just part of the process. you can walk it off

[ultrafacts]

A straight brick wall typically requires at least two layers of bricks (a double thickness) to ensure stability, but the wavy design benefits from the structural strength of its curves.

[inblueroom]

[vi-visected]

i told my dad the joke “dad jokes are just mom jokes that a man repeated louder” and he thought it was hilarious. he turned to my mother, intending to relay the joke to her, and a bare second after he opened his mouth i watched it dawn on his face that he was about to become the subject of the joke. when i tell you that man was slackjawed as he turned back to me, like he had an entire life altering realization in the span of about 20 seconds.