HAIL YES!

GROWN ASS WOMAN! Chase U alumna. I lick things I shouldn't and it hasn't killed me yet. (Closed RP blog for Worked Shoot. Absolutely not the real Thea Hail/Madison Knisely)

[creativeidiot]

I asked my Gen Z cousin (she’s about 25) what the hell “french fries” meant and she replied back “OH. MY. GOD. HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?!” 😶😶😶

[hailtothea]

I'M NOT A NARC

[creativeidiot]

I asked my Gen Z cousin (she’s about 25) what the hell “french fries” meant and she replied back “OH. MY. GOD. HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?!” 😶😶😶

[hailtothea]

Sounds like somebody isn’t getting any French fries.

[creativeidiot]

I literally just had McDonald’s (no relation) for lunch today—WHAT DOES THIS MEAN, CHILD?

[hailtothea]

I’m not telling.

[creativeidiot]

I asked my Gen Z cousin (she’s about 25) what the hell “french fries” meant and she replied back “OH. MY. GOD. HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?!” 😶😶😶

[hailtothea]

Sounds like somebody isn’t getting any French fries.

[hailtothea]

WE HAVE SO MUCH FOOD OUT HERE PLEASE COME GET A BURGER OR SOME BEER CAN CHICKEN!

[hailtothea]

NOOOOOO I CANNOT HANDLE THE GRILL BY MYSELF I’M ONLY ONE DAD!

[hailtothea]

WE HAVE SO MUCH FOOD OUT HERE PLEASE COME GET A BURGER OR SOME BEER CAN CHICKEN!

[vxcalhubris]

Is your relationship strong or is it Casa Amor strong?

[hailtothea]

RUDE

[hailtothea]

I am the picture of innocence.

[hailtothea]

I'M YOUR DAD AND TONIGHT I'M DOING SPEED!

[hailtothea]

I tried to upload a video of me getting hype for the Speed match but it didn't upload but that's okay because I lost the freaking Speed match

[hailtothea]

a girl this weekend asked me if i had a cigarette bc i looked like i would. i think that’s the best compliment i’ve ever received

[hailtothea]

Can we do the pool truth game? I volunteer Duke’s pool!

[hailtothea]

Wait, it's a pageant but there's no swimsuit competition?

[hailtothea]

CHAD GABLE?!?!?!?!?!?

[creativeidiot]

No guy who has ever told a girl “I never cum from head” is fully telling the truth.

[hailtothea]

He's not?

[creativeidiot]

Not fully, no.

[hailtothea]

why is this all so complicated

[creativeidiot]

No guy who has ever told a girl “I never cum from head” is fully telling the truth.

[hailtothea]

He's not?

[dammitbrashley]

if you think about it... cum is also bone broth.

[creativeidiot]

There’s also a great way to ruin a person’s perception of Caesar dressing.

[hailtothea]

Well now I don’t want this late night wrap I grabbed.

[hailtothea]

10 years ago I was 12.