HAIL YES!

GROWN ASS WOMAN! Chase U alumna. I lick things I shouldn't and it hasn't killed me yet. (Closed RP blog for Worked Shoot. Absolutely not the real Thea Hail/Madison Knisely)

[hailtothea]

Can we do the pool truth game? I volunteer Duke’s pool!

[hailtothea]

Wait, it's a pageant but there's no swimsuit competition?

[hailtothea]

CHAD GABLE?!?!?!?!?!?

[creativeidiot]

No guy who has ever told a girl “I never cum from head” is fully telling the truth.

[hailtothea]

He's not?

[creativeidiot]

Not fully, no.

[hailtothea]

why is this all so complicated

[creativeidiot]

No guy who has ever told a girl “I never cum from head” is fully telling the truth.

[hailtothea]

He's not?

[dammitbrashley]

if you think about it... cum is also bone broth.

[creativeidiot]

There’s also a great way to ruin a person’s perception of Caesar dressing.

[hailtothea]

Well now I don’t want this late night wrap I grabbed.

[hailtothea]

10 years ago I was 12.

[notquitecatherine]

send your roughest songs by t. swift to the guy you're with to get the real vibe check.

[conwaytiddy]

FUCK JOHN MAYER

[creativeidiot]

People who’ve been making smash burgers are clearly scamming you lot.

[hailtothea]

I KNEW IT.

[creativeidiot]

It’s a racket to upcharge people for two sheets of potential meat that’s thinner than a pickle and you gotta lie that it’s delicious.

[hailtothea]

nonononono you're all coming over to dad's house for the weekend, I'll throw some real burgers on the grill, byob.

[creativeidiot]

People who’ve been making smash burgers are clearly scamming you lot.

[hailtothea]

I KNEW IT.

[hailtothea]

Evacuated for ROCKING TOO HARD!

[creativeidiot]

Realizing you can make a killer divorced dad playlist without much effort but it would be very sad and hit you in the feels >>>><<<<

[hailtothea]

It’s collaborative!

[creativeidiot]

Realizing you can make a killer divorced dad playlist without much effort but it would be very sad and hit you in the feels >>>><<<<

[hailtothea]

Do you want a link to one of mine?

[creativeidiot]

If you told me this about a year ago, I’d take you up on it but I’m not in the right headspace for such a bomb to the emotions 😭

[hailtothea]

Do you want HBK’s girlie pop playlist?

[creativeidiot]

Realizing you can make a killer divorced dad playlist without much effort but it would be very sad and hit you in the feels >>>><<<<

[hailtothea]

Do you want a link to one of mine?

[hailtothea]

IF IT'S TOO LOUD YOU'RE TOO DAMN OLD

[hailtothea]

hopital

[hailtothea]

HOORAY FOR TONY D!