You Put WHAT In Your Mouth?!?

What did your kid try to eat today? Toddler-tastrophes: Oreos or bust...

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Would you like some raisins? No. Just the cover... #youputwhatinyourmouth #parenting #nowmykidsarearguingoveranemptybox https://www.instagram.com/p/B0ngizUoWdz/?igshid=1si4wd8y3kt5t

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When the dentist gives you a watch toy for a four year old...you eat it out of spite? #youputwhatinyourmouth #parenting #mykidseatinginedibleobjects https://www.instagram.com/p/B0WT6uVorhs/?igshid=1nj3ooxwxj1jq

[youputwhatinyourmouth]

Me: Bring me that cup please. Kid: ... #youputwhatinyourmouth #parenting #mykidseatinginedibleobjects https://www.instagram.com/p/B0RRI-VIqDz/?igshid=8grsf2gh36hc

[youputwhatinyourmouth]

We all like to taste-test things when we visit friends...right? #notinvitedback #youputwhatinyourmouth #parenting https://www.instagram.com/p/Bz1LIEZoMSf/?igshid=us5ks4lm95ww

[youputwhatinyourmouth]

Guess who didn’t win game night... #zingo #youputwhatinyourmouth #parenting https://www.instagram.com/p/BzyX_HgI8pN/?igshid=m1rreczgy6jt

[youputwhatinyourmouth]

Bland blue button. #youputwhatinyourmouth #parenting #alwaysplastic #mykidseatinginedibleobjects https://www.instagram.com/p/BzsjhA0oJyb/?igshid=n3y78joq7y5r

[youputwhatinyourmouth]

Tough day. #youputwhatinyourmouth #parenting #daydrinking #systembolaget https://www.instagram.com/p/Bzne2o-okOJ/?igshid=4ixjf2djw6nt

[youputwhatinyourmouth]

Sick of eating inedible objects? Seal your mouth closed with masking tape! #youputwhatinyourmouth #parenting #maskingtape https://www.instagram.com/p/BzTS9tIIiJf/?igshid=i2c1vihdql3j

[youputwhatinyourmouth]

Right after she put her bag on the floor in the metro station, and stepped on it, she put it in her mouth. It@builds her immunity...right? #youputwhatinyourmouth #parenting #potterybarnkidsbackpack https://www.instagram.com/p/BzQ3sqkIiDj/?igshid=bj8218ygcc4m

[youputwhatinyourmouth]

I really wish this was staged... #youputwhatinyourmouth #parenting #nalgene #siblingsnack https://www.instagram.com/p/BzL8I_DINqb/?igshid=1ch1z4xrgze5o

[youputwhatinyourmouth]

I could use an extra hand carrying things. Maybe I’ll try this next time... #youputwhatinyourmouth #parenting #ineedanextrahand https://www.instagram.com/p/BzJIYhnIQu0/?igshid=143wuiyo7phv5

[youputwhatinyourmouth]

She can’t figure out how to drink out of a sippy cup but manages well with the doll toy... #strawsforever #youputwhatinyourmouth #parenting https://www.instagram.com/p/ByPeoCDIynw/?igshid=1gfanuikqzfzw

[youputwhatinyourmouth]

I don’t have any idea what this is... #youputwhatinyourmouth #parenting #mykidseatinginedibleobjects https://www.instagram.com/p/ByLHBXtI9tT/?igshid=1bgq7gwarla00

[youputwhatinyourmouth]

And today she prefers a headband to my cooking... #thoughtiwasagoodcook #youputwhatinyourmouth #parenting #notaconfidenceboost https://www.instagram.com/p/ByLGz_gI4GP/?igshid=n97yvuo649er

[youputwhatinyourmouth]

She’s trying to send me a not so subtle message about my cooking. Lately she has preferred her shirt to food... #youputwhatinyourmouth #parenting #nottheworstcook https://www.instagram.com/p/ByHz96yoxvo/?igshid=o2tmn5dub8d

[youputwhatinyourmouth]

Fruit on the clothing and zipper in the mouth! #youputwhatinyourmouth #parenting #zipper https://www.instagram.com/p/ByAHi6IIaLQ/?igshid=ybeg02cravi4

[youputwhatinyourmouth]

Her two interests are obvious: elephants and eating inedible objects. #youputwhatinyourmouth #parenting #mykidseatinginedibleobjects #elephant https://www.instagram.com/p/Bx-LHr5oqDc/?igshid=16f674iufk0uv