We're Just Impostors In This Country, You Know

Hi. I'm Kristen, a 31-year-old who aspires to one day be ambitious. Instagram:@LauraPomrai

[your-apocalypse-was-fab]

Everytime I come back here it's so disorientating.

[armandgender]

donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time

[myladyofmercy]

like to charge reblog to cast

[bodaciousspaghettimonster]

i have NOT stopped thinking about the fact that the live action lilo and stitch replaced the cop with the scientist as the main antagonist… which could mean nothing…

but probably doesn’t

[rylandsgrace]

Sinners (2025) dir. Ryan Coogler

[anyataylorjoys]

SINNERS (2025) dir. Ryan Coogler

[stevenrogered]

First & Last Words: Doctors 9-15

[daenerys-stormborn]

"There are legends of people born with the gift of making music so true, it can pierce the veil between life and death. Conjuring spirits from the past and the future." SINNERS (2025) dir. Ryan Coogler

[blaithnne]

Belinda: Why on earth would I want to travel with you? I just met you and it’s been the most traumatic day of my life, did you seriously think we’d come out of this best friends or something??

The Doctor, slowly putting the friendship bracelets he made back in his pocket: No what made you think that

[stevenrogered]

I’ve got to go. Back to my old life. Bye, then. Good luck. 

[your-apocalypse-was-fab]

Hey.

So, Doctor Who, right?

[your-apocalypse-was-fab]

See, I knew something about it was calling me back. I knew it the whole time. Felt it in my heart. Wow. Wowie wow wow wowza.

[your-apocalypse-was-fab]

Hey.

So, Doctor Who, right?

[utilitycaster]

[walk-up-songs]

Every time I don't drive in this city I fall in love a little bit more.

[deathandmysticism]

Zodiac Man, 1528

[rylandsgrace]

I’m happy, I would tell everyone, but Janine so intelligently pointed out that we should keep our work and personal lives separate. Yes. Yeah. And, I have to agree with that. And on top of that, we just get to have fun and let our relationship be just us. Yeah. Mm-hmm. You know. So, aside from Jacob, nobody knows. Nobody. 

ABBOTT ELEMENTARY (2021 - ) I 4.01 Back To School

[thatsbelievable]

[bumblebeebats]

Just saw an ad for fucking Kellog's cornflakes wherein a shirtless blindfolded man tied to a bed is like "Wait.. are you... eating??" and it pans across the bed to reveal that his partner is, indeed, too distracted to have sex with him bc she is chowing down on corn flakes. Now I've been caught up in wondering whether:

a) John Harvey Kellog would despise this ad; the mere proximity of bondage-play to his brand name and beloved anti-porn flakes is unforgivable

b) John Harvey Kellog would enjoy this ad, because it shows a young woman forsaking the temptations of the flesh in favour of eating a wholesome and nourishing bowl of cornflakes

Cast your vote

A - that crunchy old man is rolling in his grave

B - it's literally demonstrating the flakes' intended purpose

C - what in the goddamn hell are you people talking about

Voting ended onOct 10, 2024

[bumblebeebats]

"Are you sure you want to post this without tags?" What, pray tell, tumblr, would I add to this post to help it reach its 'intended audience.' #cornflakes #bondage