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this is how new yorkers @ mamdani
prosecutor: and when you got out of the shower, you hair was slicked back, wasn't it?
defendant: indeed it was
prosecutor: at a time like that, glancing in the mirror, a guy might be tempted to pull the elf face
judge: prosecution shut the fuck up
If bizarro has zero fans im DEAD.
you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed
Pop punk song from 2005 save me
Me in 2006: I’m still bitter about that
Me in 2016: I’m still salty about that
Me in 2026, probably: I’m still umami about that
Well, are you?. We’re waiting.
There’s a lot to be umami about these days.
THEY MADE BIZARRO A SENSITIVE HOTTIE???
you have to grom it "but im scared" then grom it scared
sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead
“Big Pharma” okay are we talking about how privatization and monetization has deeply corrupted the field of medicine or are you talking about how you think chemicals in the water are making the frogs gay
“GMOs”? Are we talking seeds that grow sterile plants and patenting genetic modifications then destroying any competition no matter how small they are? Or are we talking life saving rice with vitamin a to make sure kids don’t go blind in regions not suited for other high vit a veg? … or are we talking about your chidoodle?
Despicable! They know he’s 4x weak to ice!
FREE MY ETHNIC GIRLIES FROM RHINOPLASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR NOSE BUMP IN FINE LEAVE IT ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOUNG BROWN AND BLACK GIRLS: IGNORE THE WHITE INFLUENCER TELLING YOU TO GET BOTOX OR A NOSE JOB!!!!! YOUR FACE IS BEAUTIFUL AND YOU ARE WORTHY OF LOVE JUST AS YOU ARE ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
at some point in your life you are going to do or say something racist, sexist, or otherwise bigoted. Your goal is not perfection, your goal is to be the kind of person that the people you've hurt feel safe being honest with when that happens.
fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now