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And They Were Roommates

Naruto | General Audiences | AO3 | 540 words | Fluff

NaruSasuNaru | Modern AU

Key turned on the lock, and Sasuke opened the door to his new apartment. Free of roommates, peaceful. He finally had a normal home for a man of his age, he thought.

He settled in. It didn’t take him many days to unpack and decorate. Actually he didn’t decorate that much, carpets and curtains were just about enough for him. No table cloths for him, no. For the first two weeks Sasuke was happy and content in the new place. Then something started bothering him.

At fist he didn’t realize what is was about the place that made him feel awkward. When out, he did miss home and wanted to return there but once back home he wanted to go out again. He was restless. The place was missing something. It didn’t feel like home.

After having lived there for over a month Sasuke’s discomfort began to show also outside his home. His colleagues at work began to wonder about him, had he been through a break up? He looked so depressed and out of it.

Actually, Sasuke had stopped seeing someone. But it wasn’t like Sasuke had ever been in a relationship with that someone. And Sasuke would not let himself think that his home felt empty because he hadn’t seen Naruto in weeks. Not after Sasuke had moved out of their shared home.

It all happened because their common friend, Sakura, had suggested that they share an apartment to save up since both Sasuke and Naruto had been complaining about rent prizes and difficulties with saving money for future. Then after almost a year of living together they had both gotten new jobs and decided it made sense to get their own one-bedroom apartments again.

Except Sasuke only found out he was miserable without Naruto to drag him along to his daily shenanigans after they moved apart. And only after living by himself for several weeks. Now if he could only confess this to himself so that he could move on to the next step: contacting the other.

But when had Sasuke ever been the active one of those two? It was an ordinary evening of feeling lonely and awkward in his apartment, while thinking of how in the world did he not realize the affection he had had for the other while he had still had him within grasp when there was someone banging their fist on his door.

He opened it to reveal Naruto, and even though you may not have been but trust me, Sasuke was surprised. Rising his hand with motioning for Sasuke to keep quiet for a moment, Naruto took out a letter from his pocket and with shaky hands he began to read. Words of friendship and companionship, need for the other and of love were the ones that Naruto read out, never lifting his gaze from the paper.

It was hard for Sasuke to let Naruto finish reading and not just hug him right after popping up at his door. In stead, he crossed his arms and leaned on the doorframe. Sasuke couldn’t help but let out a rare smile. His dobe was back in his life. And this time he wouldn’t be so stupid as to let him go.

your-fanboy

@wizai <3 for you love

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#YOU ALL #LET ME HUG YOU #YOU ALL MAKE MY DAY #I LOVE YOU #HAVE THE NICEST DAY #mr.catears #226 followers post

striving-artist

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Treat yo’self! It’s Pride!

(thank you have a nice day)

ororium-z

Happy Pride!

feels-for-the-fictional

This is so elaborate I love it

waitedforgarridebs

@johnnlocked @jenna221b – us, this weekend

johnnlocked

Can’t wait!! ❤️🌈

heir-to-the-diamond-throne

The original tweet is in response to a tweet about Ellen Maud who sought out medical help and was routinely told to just lose weight. She later died of cancer.

#omg #important #thank you

ghostmage-remade-deactivated202

this is oddly specific but does anybody ever have memories and u can’t tell if it was a dream, or actually happened?

your-fanboy

I not-so-seldom have to ask my husband if we actually discussed something or if it was only in my dream

justzukothings

AU where...

Aang died with the air nomads.

The next two Avatars, from water and earth, live without ever knowing who they are.

Zuko still spoke out at the meeting, he still refused to fight his father in the Agni Kai.

Zuko was banished, and in his search to find the Avatar, earth bends.

He is the Avatar and doesn’t know what to do about it.

networkentertainment-offici-blog

Okay but consider:

Zuko, punching the air: “I MUST FIND THE AVATAR!”

*rock goes flying*

Zuko, waving his arms for emphasis: “IT IS THE ONLY WAY”

*strong wind knocks over grunt in the background*

Zuko, stomping dramatically: “TO RESTORE MY HONOR!”

*deck behind zuko becomes covered in ice*

Iroh, stroking his beard: “…. hmmmmmm…”

twilightprince102-blog

And Iroh just decides to mess with him and just goes “Well, I suppose we should start searching” and Zuko doesn’t find out until later in the episode

playwithdinos

Nah man, gimme a whole season of Zuko and Iroh’s hijinks as they search for the avatar and it’s Zuko the whole time. A whole season of Iroh waffling between goofy uncle and “here let me teach you about balance-” “I DON”T NEED BALANCE I NEED TO RESTORE MY HONOUR” “okay cool you do you kid i bet the avatar’s behind that rock please move it for me”

purple-urself

zuko saying he needs to find the avatar, when actually, he just needs to find himself is his original story arc

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#love it #avatar

perks-of-being-chinese

Man in grocery store on phone with his wife: I thought you said two dozen.

Man:

Man: Oh, that makes more sense.

Man: *starts taking twenty four cartons of eggs out of his cart*

#me

you-had-me-at-hallow

I have a headcanon that Hermione insists her children attend some primary muggle schooling before Hogwarts, just as she had done. Now, imagine Arthur Weasley attending his grandchild’s science fair, being the ultra proud grandfather….and yet also completely geeking out over absolutely EVERYTHING.

jamiesshelves

Canon

themiscyra1983

“That is a volcano, that is a VERY SMALL VOLCANO, how - young lady, how did you make this? Baking soda and food coloring? MARVELOUS!”

#hp #love this

ham4harrypotter-blog

Way too many parents need to learn the difference between “a child being disrespectful” and “a human person expressing an opinion that differs from theirs”

jumpingjacktrash

my mom had a nice technique for this. when i’d give her sass, she’d say, “i don’t speak rude, what’s that in polite-person-ese?”

basically, she’d encourage me to rephrase my opinion without the attitude. so “UGH, you NEVER let me do ANYTHING!” would (often after quite a bit of bitching and grumbling) turn into “it feels like every time i have a fun idea, you say no, and i just end up sitting around the house.”

and at that point we could troubleshoot like civilized people. she could explain that she didn’t want me to go to jimmy’s sleepover because jimmy’s dad creeps her out, and i could suggest maybe i could have andy over instead, and she could say sure, why not call peter and stacy and brianna and have your own party, i’ll pop some popcorn and rent a movie, and i could add what if we put up tents in the back yard and have a bonfire and roast marshmallows, and she could laugh and say don’t push it.

hermioneindisguise

I really like this technique because it addresses the OPs comment but recognizes that the two can coexist. The problem is often the child is expressing their opinion in a rude or disrespectful way. And as humans we automatically become adverse to opinions we feel are aggressive toward us.

sodomymcscurvylegs

This is good parenting.

grantwilson

hey. how pure are you. (i got 16)

comehomecharlie

Lmaooooo

#71 #missionary #omg that is almost half #the questions were freaky

durnesque-esque

My little sister’s boyfriend is trapped in the bathroom. (photo of him is taken from the window)

My dad, brother in law, and Sean ( thatseanguyblogs) are trying to rescue him, but the handle is too fancy to just take off.

durnesque-esque

They’ve passed him tools to take it off from the inside.

But the lock mechanism is still stuck.

durnesque-esque

The window doesn’t open, so he’s trying to take the door off its hinges… only accessible from the inside.

durnesque-esque

Despite his plight, he’s still quite positive.

durnesque-esque

The last pin won’t come out…. My dad just slid him a crowbar

durnesque-esque

HE’S BEEN SAVED!!!!

My mom just PUSHED THE DOOR OPEN…. >.> (my dad and brother-in-law had worked the lock free just enough)

Freedom is sweet… and HILARIOUS

The greatest irony??? He had just helped my parents fix the door hinges tighter THIS AFTERNOON!

durnesque-esque

2 years ago tonight my little sister’s boyfriend was trapped and subsequently rescued from the bathroom.

durnesque-esque

Annual reblog of the trapped boyfriend story. He’s now really trapped in our family - they got married and had a baby.

kmtarchive-deactivated20201028

no offense but this image looks exactly like finn and rey and i’m counting on yall to use it in all your finnrey aesthetics from now on

edit: here’s where the picture is from

tired-of-capitalism-deactivated

The other photos from the linked article:

the BB8 baby!

My heart is full?!

fashionably late? more like anxiously early

queerlittlecreature-deactivated

I will get to class 20 mins early and still be anxious

iamwomanking

Because no one else is there yet & is this the right place?? are you here the wrong day??

your-fanboy

It only makes it worse that sometimes l have showed up at the wrong hour or even on the wrong date. The fear is real

bespangeled

In the 1960′s Legally a woman couldn’t

Open a bank account or get a credit card without signed permission from her father or hr husband.

Serve on a jury - because it might inconvenience the family not to have the woman at home being her husband’s helpmate.

Obtain any form of birth control without her husband’s permission. You had to be married, and your hub and had to agree to postpone having children.

Get an Ivy League education. Ivy League schools were men’s colleges ntil the 70′s and 80′s. When they opened their doors to women it was agree that women went there for their MRS. Degee.

Experience equality in the workplace: Kennedy’s Commission on the Status of Women produced a report in 1963 that revealed, among other things, that women earned 59 cents for every dollar that men earned and were kept out of the more lucrative professional positions.

Keep her job if she was pregnant.Until the Pregnancy Discrimination Act in 1978, women were regularly fired from their workplace for being pregnant.

Refuse to have sex with her husband.The mid 70s saw most states recognize marital rape and in 1993 it became criminalized in all 50 states. Nevertheless, marital rape is still often treated differently to other forms of rape in some states even today.

Get a divorce with some degree of ease.Before the No Fault Divorce law in 1969, spouses had to show the faults of the other party, such as adultery, and could easily be overturned by recrimination.

Have a legal abortion in most states.The Roe v. Wade case in 1973 protected a woman’s right to abortion until viability.

Take legal action against workplace sexual harassment. According to The Week, the first time a court recognized office sexual harassment as grounds for legal action was in 1977.

Play college sports Title IX of the Education Amendments of protects people from discrimination based on sex in education programs or activities that receive Federal financial assistance It was nt until this statute that colleges had teams for women’s sports

Apply for men’s Jobs The EEOC rules that sex-segregated help wanted ads in newspapers are illegal. This ruling is upheld in 1973 by the Supreme Court, opening the way for women to apply for higher-paying jobs hitherto open only to men.

This is why we needed feminism - this is why we know that feminism works

galacticdrift

I just want to reiterate this stuff, because I legit get the feeling there are a lot of younger women for whom it hasn’t really sunk in what it is today’s GOP is actively trying to return to.

Did you go to a good college? Shame on you, you took a college placement that could have gone to a man who deserves and needs it to support or prepare for his wife & children. But if you really must attend college, well, some men like that, you can still get married if you focus on finding the right man.

Got a job? Why? A man could be doing that job. You should be at home caring for a family. You shouldn’t be taking that job away from a man who needs it (see college, above). You definitely don’t have a career – you’ll be pregnant and raising children soon, so no need to worry about promoting you.

This shit was within living memory. I’M A MILLENIAL and my mother was in the second class that allowed women at an Ivy League school. Men who are alive today either personally remember shit like this or have parents/family who have raised them into thinking this was the way America functioned back in the blissful Good Old Days. There are literally dudes in the GOP old enough to remember when it was like this and yearn for those days to return.

When people talk about resisting conservativism and the GOP, we’re not just talking about whether the wage gap is a myth or not. We’re talking about whether women even have the fundamental right to exist as individuals, to run their own households and compete for jobs and be considered on an equal footing with men in any arena at all in the first place.

gehayi

I was a child in the 1960s, a teenager in the 1970s, a young adult in the 1980s. This is what it was like: When I was growing up, it was considered unfortunate if a girl was good at sports. Girls were not allowed in Little League. Girls’ teams didn’t exist in high school, except at all-girls’ high schools. Boys played sports, and girls were the cheerleaders. People used to ask me as a child what I wanted to be when I grew up. I said I wanted to be a brain surgeon or the first woman justice on the Supreme Court. Everyone told me it was impossible–those just weren’t realistic goals for a girl–the latter, especially, because you couldn’t trust women to judge fairly and rationally, after all. In the 1960s and 1970s, all women were identified by their marital status, even in arrest reports and obituaries. In elementary school, my science teacher referred to Pierre Curie as DOCTOR Curie and Marie Curie as MRS. Curie…because, as he put it, “she was just his wife.” (Both had doctorates and both were Nobel prize winners, so you would think that both would be accorded respect.) Companies could and did require women to wear dresses and skirts. Failure to do could and did get women fired. And it was legal. It was also legal to fire women for getting married or getting pregnant. The rationale was that a woman who was married or who had a child had no business working; that was what her husband was for. Aetna Insurance, the biggest insurance company in America, fired women for all of the above. A man could rape his wife. Legally. I can remember being twelve years old and reading about legal experts actually debating whether or not a man could actually be said to coerce his wife into having sex. This was a serious debate in 1974. The debate about marital rape came up in my law school, too, in 1984. Could a woman be raped by her husband? The guys all said no–a woman got married, so she was consenting to sex at all times. So I turned it around. I asked them if, since a man had gotten married, that meant that his wife could shove a dildo or a stick or something up his ass any time she wanted to for HER sexual pleasure. (Hey, I thought it was reasonable. If one gender was legally entitled to force sex on the other, then obviously the reverse should also be true.) The male law students didn’t like the idea. Interestingly, they commented that being treated like that would make them feel like a woman. My reaction was, “Thank you for proving my point…” The concept of date rape, when first proposed, was considered laughable. If a woman went out on a date, the argument of legal experts ran, sexual consent was implied. Even more sickening was the fact that in some states–even in the early 1980s–a man could rape his daughter…and it was no worse than a misdemeanor. Women taking self-defense classes in the 1970s and 1980s were frequently described in books and on TV as “cute.” The implication was that it was absurd for a woman to attempt to defend herself, but wasn’t it just adorable for her to try? I was expressly forbidden to take computer classes in junior and senior years of high school–1978-79 and 1979-80–because, as the principal told me, “Only boys have to know that kind of thing. You girls are going to get married, and you won’t use it.” When I was in college–from 1980 to 1984–there were no womens’ studies. The idea hadn’t occurred in many places because the presumption was that there was nothing TO study. My history professor–a man who had a doctorate in history–informed me quite seriously that women had never produced a noted painter, sculptor, composer, architect or scientist because…wait for it…womens’ brains were too small. (He was very surprised when I came up with a list of fifty women gifted in the arts and science, most of whom he had never heard of before.) When Walter Mondale picked Geraldine Ferraro as a running mate in 1984, the press hailed it as a disaster. What would happen, they asked fearfully, if Mondale died and Ferraro became president? What if an international crisis arose and she was menstruating? She could push the nuclear button in a fit of PMS! It would be the end of the WORLD!! …No, they WEREN’T kidding. On the surface, things are very different now than they were when I was a child, a teen and a young adult. But I’m afraid that people now do not realize what it was like then. I’ve read a lot of posts from young women who say that they are not feminists. If the only exposure to feminism they have is the work of extremists, I cannot blame them overmuch. I wish that I could tell them what feminism was like when it was new–when the dream of legal equality was just a dream, and hadn’t even begun to come true. When “woman’s work” was a sneer–and an overt putdown. When people tut-tutted over bright and athletic girls with the words, “Really, it’s a shame she’s not a boy.” That lack of feminism wasn’t all men opening doors and picking up checks. A lot of it was an attitude of patronizing contempt that hasn’t entirely died out, but which has become less publicly acceptable. I wish I could make them feel what it was like…when grown men were called “men” and grown women were “girls.”

drst

Know your history.

hedwig-dordt

So this, too, is what they mean saying “make America great again” and/or the good old days.

shatterpath

REBLOG FOREVER.

portmanteau-bot

reblorever.

This portmanteau was created from phrase ‘reblog forever’. Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1

tomstinkerbell

I have never slammed the reblog button harder in my LIFE, because I, too, grew up during the birth of the equal rights movement.

And I will point out that, nearly fifty years later, we STILL do not have an Equal Rights Amendment.

I also want to mention that the majority of men’s prevailing misogynistic attitudes - even now - can be laid at the feet of organized religions, the majority of which are male dominated institutions that have made the subjugation of women their mission since organized religion was invented.

writernotwaiting

When I started junior high, my mother had to march into the guidance counselor’s office and insist that I be enrolled in the industrial arts classes instead of home economics. I was one of two girls in shop class that year. It wasn’t that long ago.

amysnotdeadyet

The idea that women aren’t really people isn’t new, and yet it still catches us by surprise sometimes, having grown used to the idea of being people by, you know, the fact of being people.

ancientreader

When I was in high school (1972-75), girls were required to take home ec and boys were required to take shop. My ninth-grade science teacher laughed when I suggested that the rigors of childbirth indicated that women are physically durable. He encouraged all the boys in the class to laugh at me as well.

In 1974, my friend J. got pregnant. She went with her boyfriend, W., to have an abortion, and I remember how relieved we all were – for both of them, but of course especially for her. A year after Roe.

It makes me sick and angry to listen to young women disavow feminism. They have no fucking idea what feminism has done for them – what shit we went through, fighting for women to be recognized as complete and autonomous persons.

#important

disasterbisexual-moved

so no one told you life was gonna be this gay

frogmunist-deactivated20190724

If you require kids to go to school by law, they shouldn’t have to pay for anything at all to be able to go there. They shouldn’t need to pay for food, books, a laptop, anything that the school gives you. If a child has to pay in any way to attend school, it’s a failure of our government to provide proper funding

chronicallycozy-deactivated2018

This also includes transportation to and from school.

thefibrodiaries

This should also include accessibility, aids and assistance for disabled children!

your-fanboy

I give you: Finland (high taxation)

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