Just business, violent and gory business.

Risky Business @your-friendly-psycho

Trevor shakes his head while letting the young man’s hand go. “Pip? The fuck is this? French? I’ll call you Smith!” He stated nonchalantly, while opening the truck’s door, but before entering the vehicle, Trevor stared back at ‘Smith’ with a thoughtful expression on his face. “Hm, hey kid!” Trevor called him. “Wanna a job?”

Smith? What was it with everyone giving him a new name? Rubbing tha back if his neck he looked back at Trevor, hearing his offer. An offer he’d needed to be honest. “Me? Really? I… Sure.”

#look at these doofuses #How can someone NOT love them?

"Great, for your first assigment." He goes inside his trailer, take a broom out of the close and come back to the boy. "Here, stick this into this fucker's throat." He demanded nonchalantly while handing to the boy the broom.

#hannahthesmall

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frommemetoyou

Your muse has permission to invade my ask box with:

Accusations, annoying questions, bad pick up lines, childhood stories, confessions, dreams, personal questions, promises, misinterpreted rumours,secrets, turmoil and woe

…ANYTHING!!

"That’s EXACTLY why I like you kid! You’re smart! Remember that time that we’ve thrown an airplane into a military base?"

"Yeah, I remember. So how do we plan on doing this? I’m all up for suggestions."

"I just told you."

"Yeah, that’s all fine and dandy, but I think she might be kinda pissed if she knew we killed him. Unless you got some way t’, you know, do it secretly."

"That's EXACTLY why I like you kid! You're smart! Remember that time that we've thrown an airplane into a military base?"

"Uh — Trevor? Meryl Streep’s already married…."

"An excellent point my tight ass friend!"

"That's why you and me are gonna kill her husband!"

"Kinda rough since it keep gettin’ interrupted by meth and constant mayhem, but I just realized somethin’! I really need to settle down ya know, marry some good girl and stuff."

"Marry someone, eh? Didn’t think you’d be the type, but I suppose that’s good. Does this mean you’ll be pretty much givin’ up on everything? Cause honestly, I’d hate t’ see that."

"Yep, I'd hate to leave it all behind but...ya know, one day, a man's gotta grow up and accept reality, I won't be this young and good-looking forever you know. That's why I've chosen to marry the perfect woman for me! Get ready for this...."

"Meryl Streep!"

"Yeah I can tell."

"You’re still here?"

#spadekeeperwitch

your-friendly-psycho replied to your post:"Hey hey hey, if it ain’t my favourite non-black protegé!"

"Same old, my handsome friend, same old, been thinkin’ a lot about my life lately!"

“Really now? Hows that been going?”

"Kinda rough since it keep gettin' interrupted by meth and constant mayhem, but I just realized somethin'! I really need to settle down ya know, marry some good girl and stuff."

frommemetoyou

You have 12 words to make my muse cry.

"I used to be a serial killer."

"That’s the cutest thing I’ve ever heard!"

"Listen kid, the term ‘serial killer’ in San Andreas is more common than eating breakfast."

#spadekeeperwitch

Risky Business @your-friendly-psycho

Trevor then is finally able to tie the man’s chair to the truck. “Thanks kid, I can’t be bothered remembering about fuckin’ rabbits ya know? I’m a businessman, a visionaire, I have more important things to think, like global warming, or lizard people” Trevor shows his hand to the boy.

"Trevor Phillips by the way, you must have heard about me!"

Pip blinked a few times before slowly shaking his head, “No I haven’t… I’m sort of new.” He accepted the hand anyway, taking note how strong it was compared to his own, “Pippin Thompson. Everyone calls me Pip though. From London.”