IT’S TV TIME!

The least glooby man alive!!! MAILMEN DNI. largely inactive but i might show up now and then

[your-groovy-host]

HEY, FOLKS‼️

Mr. Ant Tenna here! Thought I’d try out the whole “internet” thing — don’t entirely get it yet, but how hard can it be? I’ll catch on in a flash, just you wait!

(Who’s outdated now…)

Feel free to stop in and say hello — interacting with my wonderful viewers is such a pleasure! No matter the subject, my inbox is always open for you.

…Unless. Well. I’ve seen some pretty SHOCKING things on here already. Just… keep things PG, please! Kids watch this show, y’know!

That’s all for now! See you around, and remember to stay GROOVY!

AAAAUGHFHFHCHK ive been putting off making a tenna blog for ages but i simply couldnt wait any longer. hes so me fr guys…….

nothing is super Off Limits, im pretty okay with most stuff! you can hug him and kiss him and torture him and that is ffffiiiiine by me!! (plus, if you REALLY want, you can go against that PG rating… nothing too graphic tho. anything suggestive will be tagged appropriately)

other rp blogs are very very welcome, be they canon characters or OCs! i shall relish the attention :3

i’m not super hugely involved in Shipping Discourse but i won’t say no to a little spamtenna. hell i’m up for mettatenna too if it comes my way. all at once. continuity can go die in a hole if it means i get more individuals being in love with The Character.

[your-groovy-host]

*Mails u a picture of a mailman*

OH!

…

That, uhh… that’s GREAT! Totally swell! I… appreciate it.

…

(…Mike, get rid of this.)

[your-groovy-host]

can i yank on your wires (sexually)

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO YOU CAN’T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(The censors are gonna kill me for this one…)

[officialspamtonvaluenetwork]

May Tenna rest in peace, for he pissed off his censors.

So Glad I don't gotta listen to anyone censoring what I say and do hahahahahhahahahahah hplease laugh

[your-groovy-host]

…Yeah, yeah. Lucky you.

[your-groovy-host]

can i yank on your wires (sexually)

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO YOU CAN’T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(The censors are gonna kill me for this one…)

[your-groovy-host]

oooh you want him soooo bad

W-WHAT??

Haha!!! You! You’re quite the little jokester, huh??

…

…I don’t even know who ‘he’ is. Definitely not. So.

[your-groovy-host]

Who is mike exactly?

Who ISN’T Mike? He does everything around here! He does the lights and the sets and tucks me it at night—

…Ahem. He’s… great.

[officialspamtonvaluenetwork]

TODAY'S POEM

All my love goes to you,

As you showed me the way.

I know that it's probably cruel,

But I think about you day after day.

You showed me there's more to life than deals.

And more than hatred filled rambling speels.

You opened my heart to be more than what my contract allowed.

And that's all I can think about right now.

I'm terrible at expressing myself.

So I write a poem, as I always do.

I love you. I really do.

And no, this isn't about Spamton, for once in my life.

But about @your-groovy-host. I missed you, a lot more than I'd like.

[your-groovy-host]

Oh. Wow. Um. That… that’s…

…I don’t know what to say.

[officialspamtonvaluenetwork]

In... In a good way...?

Or... A bad way?

[your-groovy-host]

…I can’t tell. Is it bad if I say both?

[officialspamtonvaluenetwork]

Well- I mean- That's- uh- hahah, that's fine- I...

...

Get... GET SPAMTONED, LOSER!

THis was all a, uh, classic SPAMTON prank! Yeah! A prank! One of the classics! Of Spamton! Emotional, uh, manipulation! But for laughs! That's right, we're doing Prank segments on the SPAMTON VALUE NETWORK now!! Haha!!

Haha!

Ha...

Ha....?

[your-groovy-host]

Well… n-no, I… I didn’t, uh… didn’t mean…

…

…Haha! Funny… funny prank, A! You really got me!

[officialspamtonvaluenetwork]

TODAY'S POEM

All my love goes to you,

As you showed me the way.

I know that it's probably cruel,

But I think about you day after day.

You showed me there's more to life than deals.

And more than hatred filled rambling speels.

You opened my heart to be more than what my contract allowed.

And that's all I can think about right now.

I'm terrible at expressing myself.

So I write a poem, as I always do.

I love you. I really do.

And no, this isn't about Spamton, for once in my life.

But about @your-groovy-host. I missed you, a lot more than I'd like.

[your-groovy-host]

Oh. Wow. Um. That… that’s…

…I don’t know what to say.

[officialspamtonvaluenetwork]

In... In a good way...?

Or... A bad way?

[your-groovy-host]

…I can’t tell. Is it bad if I say both?

[officialspamtonvaluenetwork]

TODAY'S POEM

All my love goes to you,

As you showed me the way.

I know that it's probably cruel,

But I think about you day after day.

You showed me there's more to life than deals.

And more than hatred filled rambling speels.

You opened my heart to be more than what my contract allowed.

And that's all I can think about right now.

I'm terrible at expressing myself.

So I write a poem, as I always do.

I love you. I really do.

And no, this isn't about Spamton, for once in my life.

But about @your-groovy-host. I missed you, a lot more than I'd like.

[your-groovy-host]

Oh. Wow. Um. That… that’s…

…I don’t know what to say.

[your-groovy-host]

Hey Any ! Spamton A. Spamton here from the one- THE ONLY- Spamton Value Network!

I got you a gift! I know you were sad as we were both mutually dead, so,

here's this!

plush of ten

plu

plush of tenan

plus

tenna

what

what do yuou mnean you look nothing like this???????

fuck

-With AGUGHSHDF;KJNS, Spamton A. Spamton from the Spamton Value Network!

AWW!!!

It’s ADORABLE!! THANK YOU!!

…

Ahem. I-I mean, uh… it’s nice. Thanks, A.

[officialspamtonvaluenetwork]

YOU'RE WELCOEM MYYYYYyyyyyyy you!!!!

Hahaha!!!!

Put it in a jar! Put it on a plate! Slam it with milk for all I care! It's, uh, it's yours!!!

[your-groovy-host]

Why would I do any of those things??? Is that what people do with plushies nowadays?????

[officialspamtonvaluenetwork]

Oh, tenny, you haven't been on the internet haha. It's a rule for alllll plushies to be abused in at least 34 ways for them to feel loved!!!! Look up plushie rule 34 to learn more!!!

[your-groovy-host]

OKIE DOKIE!!

…

…

……oh…….. oh, wow………. yikes…

[officialspamtonvaluenetwork]

YOU FELL FOR IT!??!?!?! HAHHHHHHHHHAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA

WIOOIOOOOOWWWW!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

[your-groovy-host]

………mean to me………..

[your-groovy-host]

Hey Any ! Spamton A. Spamton here from the one- THE ONLY- Spamton Value Network!

I got you a gift! I know you were sad as we were both mutually dead, so,

here's this!

plush of ten

plu

plush of tenan

plus

tenna

what

what do yuou mnean you look nothing like this???????

fuck

-With AGUGHSHDF;KJNS, Spamton A. Spamton from the Spamton Value Network!

AWW!!!

It’s ADORABLE!! THANK YOU!!

…

Ahem. I-I mean, uh… it’s nice. Thanks, A.

[officialspamtonvaluenetwork]

YOU'RE WELCOEM MYYYYYyyyyyyy you!!!!

Hahaha!!!!

Put it in a jar! Put it on a plate! Slam it with milk for all I care! It's, uh, it's yours!!!

[your-groovy-host]

Why would I do any of those things??? Is that what people do with plushies nowadays?????

[officialspamtonvaluenetwork]

Oh, tenny, you haven't been on the internet haha. It's a rule for alllll plushies to be abused in at least 34 ways for them to feel loved!!!! Look up plushie rule 34 to learn more!!!

[your-groovy-host]

OKIE DOKIE!!

…

…

……oh…….. oh, wow………. yikes…

[your-groovy-host]

Hey Any ! Spamton A. Spamton here from the one- THE ONLY- Spamton Value Network!

I got you a gift! I know you were sad as we were both mutually dead, so,

here's this!

plush of ten

plu

plush of tenan

plus

tenna

what

what do yuou mnean you look nothing like this???????

fuck

-With AGUGHSHDF;KJNS, Spamton A. Spamton from the Spamton Value Network!

AWW!!!

It’s ADORABLE!! THANK YOU!!

…

Ahem. I-I mean, uh… it’s nice. Thanks, A.

[officialspamtonvaluenetwork]

YOU'RE WELCOEM MYYYYYyyyyyyy you!!!!

Hahaha!!!!

Put it in a jar! Put it on a plate! Slam it with milk for all I care! It's, uh, it's yours!!!

[your-groovy-host]

Why would I do any of those things??? Is that what people do with plushies nowadays?????

[your-groovy-host]

Opinion on Mike's lack of a nose?

Mike gets to be noseless! That’s a-OK with me!!

[your-groovy-host]

Opinions on Susie's snoot/nose as someone with a perfect nose?

Not as pointy as it could be, but it’s pretty darn GREAT!!

[your-groovy-host]

What you got against Mailmen?

What DON’T I have against mailmen?!

They’re scummy and dishonest and— and they tell you they’ll help you and then they LEAVE!!! BECAUSE THEY SUCK!!!!!!!!!!

[your-groovy-host]

You have a collection of Noses?

Haha. What? No! This is all natural, baby!

…

(…Mike? Has someone been snooping through my things?)

[your-groovy-host]

Ever been

Glooby

Before?

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!